The Story of a Stray Dog Cultivation into Immortality: Starting with an Angry Attack on the Millennium Repeater

In the ancient catastrophe, the "Book of Chaos" collapsed, and the core fragments fell into the blessed land of Lotus Terrace. However, this is not a blessing. The fragments are like gluttons, wildly devouring the earth's spiritual energy, and releasing invisible barriers that distort cognition. Lotus Terrace eventually became a "spiritual desert" and was completely forgotten by the world of immortality. After an unknown number of cycles of the sun and the moon, the shepherd king found the fragments and misinterpreted the motto of heaven, which was engraved with "Heaven and earth are unkind, and treat all things as stupid dogs", as an "immortal oracle" of perseverance. He pierced the "holy dog" with straw, put the fragment in his heart, wrote "The True Interpretation of Enlightenment", and created a ridiculous ritual that has been passed down for thousands of years: at three o'clock in the hour, burn incense, recite immortal edicts, slap the thigh ("Zhenmai Tongqiao Method"), and visualize the Taoist heart of the holy dog. A thousand years of ignorance, a thousand years of perseverance. In the barren Chudog Village, the Temple of Enlightenment enshrines three sacred objects: a lukewarm strange stone, a dark "holy dog" with its left eye made of pebbles and its right eye made of mud, and the "True Interpretation" written on animal skin with crooked writing. The villagers are dishonest and have no achievements in immortality, but they have piety engraved in their bones, clapping their legs and chanting sutras day after day. The villagers' obsession, thin spiritual energy, dust and incense, the magic energy of "True Solution" accumulated for thousands of years, as well as the indiscernible nourishment of the fragments of the sacred book in their hearts, finally broke through the shackles of mortal things! "Click-buzz!"​​ In a forgotten corner, the straw dog that has been worshiped for thousands of years has become a spirit!​​ A shepherd's misunderstanding, a ridiculous "true explanation", and a group of believers who have been patting each other's thighs for a thousand years, really "moved" the way of heaven? A straw dog cultivating immortality? Is this the ultimate irony of millennia of ignorance, or is it the irony of the birth of an alternative avenue?