What Kind of Immortality Have You Cultivated? Microbial Colony Development Log

When Pei Xiaojun wakes up, he becomes the clinic doctor of the "Zombie Master Hall" - the sad music of the funeral parlor next door is his BGM. What's even more amazing is that a group of "fungus ancestors" have set up camp in his mind, and they also come with their own barrage of complaints: Milk Cover (Germophilia HR): "Xiaojun! Hands! Pay attention to hygiene!" (Microtherapy + Yogurt Shield) Fatty (humanoid fuel tank): "Hungry... Fight? Twenty buns first!" (Charging + Fattening Shield) Fart King (outputs nuclear bombs): "Hahaha! Watch the trick!" (Exploding exhaust/accurately blasting enemy toilets) Slime (all-purpose glue): "Hmm... Stick..." (Stop bleeding/slippery armor) Others cultivate immortality: take drugs, meditate and gain enlightenment. Pei Xiaojun cultivates immortality: he is forced by the bacteria to clean toilets, gnaw steamed buns, sit in the market and listen to quarrels... And has to make his debut in the Shenqu Club by screaming out of tune in the downtown area! As a result, the clinic exploded every day: Cure anorexia? Turn into a round ball in seconds! Repair the roof? The old lady likes to mention the "amber" skin on the roof! Cult kicking the gym? Slime + Stinky Cloud + Biogas Bomb wash the floor! Frequent searches: #clinicbiochemicalweapons# When the bald leader led the "Pure World Sect" to hold high the banner of "purification" and vowed to eradicate this "freak"... Pei Xiaojun looked at the fungus ancestors who were clamoring for extra food, singing, and hygiene in his mind, and the "Zishi Miaoshou Tang" who was about to fall apart, and let out a cry from his soul: "Others are cultivating immortals while I am cultivating bacteria? What kind of ghost immortal are they cultivating?"