The School Beauty Asked Me to Catch Her, so I Took Out the Marriage Certificate

My grandfather is a contemporary Celestial Master of Longhu Mountain. He is an eighth-level professional in drawing talismans and inducing thunder. He is good at subduing demons and destroying demons and drinking flower wine. As a descendant of an ancient witch doctor, my grandma could not only revive human flesh and bones, but she could also make my grandpa kneel on the washboard with a demon sword in hand with a look. My dad said that he was the master of Xiangxi Corpse Refining School and could even train his zombie boys to skip subject three. My mother is the most powerful disciple of the Five Immortals in Northeast China. When she sees her, she will call her "aunt." My sister, Miao Jiang Gu King, has personally raised more voodoo bugs than I have pocket money, so she would give me voodoo bugs when I was in a bad mood. I, Lin Dong, a third-generation metaphysician with good roots and a salty fish with full skills, just want to lie down. I don't want to move to subjugate the demons, but the fox demon is so weird that I don't want to come over. Who, who put the school beauty's marriage certificate in my suitcase. Never mind the school belle, am I, Lin Dong, that kind of lecherous person? But this school belle is really pretty. High ponytail, long legs, and a pretty waist and small hips. So when the school beauty's wife Shen Shenya blinked her big eyes, she begged him pitifully: "Classmate Lin Dong, can you help me catch a little weirdo?" Lin Dong made a strategic move on the spot and turned his nostrils upward. "Weird?" Lin Dong waved his hand with great momentum, "You won't even catch a dog!" … A moment later, Lin Dong, who was originally unwilling to help, suddenly became alert when he heard what Shen Shenya said in his ear. If the dog doesn't catch, I will. Dude, what I caught is weird! The passers-by, ghost kings, and fox demons who were watching all complained: No, big brother, you have moral integrity!