Love, Death, and Impostors

I felt depressed after seeing this, and I wanted to seduce someone, but I didn't have the motivation. I'll post it once for ten likes; probably no one will see it.

I want to quit pornography, but I don't have much motivation. I'll post two likes a day, but I doubt anyone will see this.

Have you ever been a hypocrite? Some things you write are random and based on assumptions.

He was no longer dizzy or depressed. What was I looking at?

The moment the paid chapter appeared, I knew our time had come to an end. 😋 All of Lao Xian's books contain a little bit of smut, and even if they're abandoned, you can't help but sneak a peek to see if there's an update, like waiting at a train station for someone you don't know if they'll ever come. I still remember the first time I read *The Abyss*, I was absolutely blown away.

Bro, where have you been again? I thought Abyss Syndrome was the beginning of your glory, Black Sail was your breakthrough and cash cow, but it was all just empty talk? Bro, if you focus on writing good books, you'll definitely be better than Pure Little Dragon. Can you please become a full-time writer?

Today, while I was struggling with how to strike up a conversation with a really pretty girl I know, she unexpectedly asked me first if I had seen Fight Club because I had screenshotted a cheesy joke about this book on my WeChat Moments. We then successfully combined the cheesy joke about the book with a few B-movies I had watched while pretending to be cool during Deep Dive, and chatted for a…

If you become a eunuch, everyone will come to Wuhou District looking for you, dressed in black military uniforms.

Double updates, single updates, weekly updates, monthly updates, yearly updates, new book has started.

Actually, my late master died a long time ago. The updates you see are all released on a schedule; his death is kept secret.