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1 没EN Cultivation? Ain't Got No Money For That! 没钱修什么仙？ Bear Wolf Dog熊狼狗Xianxia4.4M WordsOngoing The old man asked, “You want revenge?” The boy replied, “I’ve been humiliated again and again by the powerful, and my master considers me trash. How could I not want revenge?” The old man patted the boy’s head and sighed. “Good boy, let me pass my cultivation power on to you.” The boy exclaimed, “Senior! How could I accept that?” The old man held out his hand. “Give me your phone.” Watching the changes on his phone, the boy cried out in shock, “Senior! Where did all this hundred-year cultivation 17.7kVotes4MRecs7.2MFans

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Old man: "You want revenge?" The boy said, "I've been repeatedly humiliated by powerful figures and treated like trash by my master. How could I not want revenge?" The old man patted the boy's head and sighed, "Good child, let me pass on my skills to you." The boy exclaimed in surprise, "Senior! How can this be?" The old man held out his hand: "Give me your phone." The boy looked at the changes on his phone and exclaimed in shock, "Senior! Where did this century's worth of internal energy come from?" The old man smiled slightly: "Good child, this is your reserve power in Heaven. Use it whenever you need it in the future. Don't let yourself be insulted again." The boy frowned: "Isn't this a magic loan? I'm scared..." The old man said, "The Heavenly Court is a large platform. New users can borrow a hundred years of cultivation power with 30 days of interest-free period. The lowest daily interest rate is half a day's cultivation power, which is not even as much as your cultivation power for a week." Zhang Yu snorted and closed the ad.

2 爱 Love, Death, and Impostors 爱，死亡，伪人 Great Sage and Supreme Teacher大贤至圣先师Sci-Fi207k WordsOngoing The first rule of the [Salvation Army] is that you do not talk about the Salvation Army. [Imposter List] Issued by: “███” Date: ████/██/██ 1.███ 2.██ … 366. Fang Yan … Fang Yan closes the website. The imposters will declare their enemies imposters, turning a puppet into a scapegoat and making it take someone else’s place. He has to start fighting right now. 0Votes6.3kRecs21.1kFans

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The Salvation Army's first rule is that you cannot talk about the Salvation Army. [List of imposters] Issuing Authority: "███" Date: ████ Year ██ Month ██ Day 1.███ 2.██ 366. Fangyan Fang Yan shut down the website, and the fake people announced that their enemy was the fake people, and the puppet became the target, a case of substitution. I must start fighting immediately.