My Senior Sister Is Extremely Abstract

Why are the dragon-blood dragons raised by the Sword Sect master so frequently stolen? Why do the humanoid puppets of Gongzong monks always have strange wounds for no apparent reason? Why does the mysterious rich lady always pester an unknown disciple? Why do swordsmen always have two storage bags stuffed in their chests? Why did Kyushu's world-famous swordsman fall in love with a lowly servant? Is it the moral decay of Kyushu or the distortion of human nature? ........ "Senior sister, the Jiuzhou Morning News that the sect leader gave you said this, are you really not afraid of being beaten to death?" "Hey, okay, do you know what the three elements of the morning report are?" "Timeliness, objectivity, accuracy?" "That's wrong, it's just a random fabrication to catch people's attention, and it's just a piece of cake."