NBA: What the Hell, He Went Out to Guard Him Again?

Chen Song is reborn in the 1990s as an undrafted NBA player. “Chen Song has real potential. He could do a lot for the development of our league. The Clippers’ draft pick next season...” Stern’s words made the Clippers’ general manager grind his cigar to pieces, but in the end, he gave in. What no one knew was that Chen Song, hated by his team and its fans, had gained a Trait System when he was reborn. Every time he completed a major achievement, he could earn a trait. So when the Clippers, whose defensive efficiency ranked near the bottom of the league, finish the season among the league’s top three defensive teams, the whole NBA finally realizes what this 6-foot-10 monster is doing to protect the paint for the Clippers. “He doesn’t understand tactics at all. He has no discipline or sense of team play!” Larry Brown snapped at the media, smashing the clipboard in his hands. “His defense is great, sure, but his offense is terrible!” The following season, Chen Song is crowned DPOY. The season after that, Chen Song wins both the scoring title and DPOY! Years later, as a white-haired Larry Brown chokes back tears while holding the championship trophy as an assistant coach, the broadcast camera pans across the court. The man from the East, who has just put up 46 points, 22 assists, 31 rebounds, and 15 blocks in the NBA Finals, raises the tenth NBA Finals MVP trophy of his career. “You have to understand,” ESPN’s star commentator screams in a frenzy, waving the game controller personally signed by Chen Song. “His rating in 2K is 99, not because his real abilities are only a 99, but because 99 is the highest rating the game allows!”