I Chose an Ordinary Person as My Template

High above the nine heavens. Zhang San stood atop a seven-colored divine dragon, holding the delicate hand of an unparalleled empress in his left hand and a radiant divine sword in his right. He swept his right hand, sending sword energy surging in every direction. Divine light burst forth, turning the heavens and earth upside down, cleaving space apart, stopping time, and leaving all things helpless before its edge. Zhang San sheathed his sword and sighed wistfully. “System, when will I finally be able to change templates?” System: “grumbling.gif” Zhang San sighed. “It’s so hard to live as an ordinary person!” The empress tilted her head up, gazed at his handsome profile illuminated by lightning, and gave him a breathtakingly regal eye roll. The seven-colored divine dragon trembled all over and roared, “Showboating really does get you struck by lightning! So why am I the one getting hurt???”