Traveling Through Tang Monk, I, Fahai, Take the Scriptures on His Behalf

Tang Seng: Are you saying that I have awakened Fa Hai's skills and invincibility? System: Yes! Tang Seng: Great, my dick exploded! Come to the West... Guanyin Bodhisattva: Tang Monk, your murderous intention is too great on this journey, and you cannot become a Buddha! Tang Seng: Be bold! Dare to talk to me like this, the mighty Tianlong! Put your hair up for me! Tathagata Buddha: How dare you attack Guanyin? Tang Seng: You have no place to speak here! Dawei Tianlong! Amitabha, let me be the Lord of the Buddha Realm! Tang Monk sat on the Tathagata Buddha's throne and looked down...