
I Just Wanted to Slack Off, Yet I Became Manchester United’s New Godfather
一心摆烂的我却成为曼联新教父
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- Soccer
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What I hate most about this kind of reverse system is where the fun lies; the deliberate failure to succeed and the trashy protagonist getting no money.
A small suggestion for the author; please forgive me if I'm wrong.
Dear author, those who are willing to follow this book to the latest chapter are basically just looking for fun. You can firmly stick to your writing style of entertainment and even satire of the bizarre actions of Manchester United's management. This is, in my opinion, the most captivating core of the book.
What kind of skill is it to hire Mourinho?
If you're so capable, invite Nanmen over and see who's tougher.
Let's part ways and go our separate ways.
Qi Hai's words are a matter of opinion. But the assessment of Manchester United's current situation is truly insightful. If you're going to cut ties with Ferguson, then cut ties with all the old Manchester United fans. How about smashing the statues too, to cut ties with the oldest Manchester United fans as well?
This system is making the club lose money; it's really upsetting to see.
Recent plot issues
Some say that the old man (Laurent) wouldn't rig votes for Pogba. Real Madrid's public relations efforts don't vary based on who the player is. It's evident that Real Madrid players consistently receive a higher number of votes in the Ballon d'Or voting each year, and they tend to garner more nominations.
Manchester United were able to fire Ferguson
I now hope this club really rots to death.
The author interweaves everyday life and psychological activities.
This slice-of-life style of writing is so comfortable to read. If you think it's plagiarism, you don't have to read it. If you think it's poorly written, you can just scroll away.
The Germans actually did this practice of raising prices on short notice in real life.
Reality truly doesn't need logic. For 5 million, you lose 80 million and still have to pay Osimhen's salary. German, you really are that 👍
I thought it was a light novel, but it turned out to be really good.
The writing is smooth, the characters are realistic, is the author a Manchester United fan...? It feels like the author is a level 10 Hupu (a popular Chinese sports forum) expert who knows football and football gossip. Also, is she a female author?