Everyone’s Bragging, So How Did You Become an Immortal?

Wei Su joined a chat group called “Cultivation.”

Every member was talented and pleasant to talk to, if a little chuuni. They all fancied themselves cultivation experts and played at cultivating immortality in the group.

Wei Su had thought cultivation was just a fantasy from his youth, but everything changed when he was at his wit’s end and asked a question:

“Fellow cultivation experts, a friend of mine has been diagnosed with terminal cancer. Is there any way to save them?”

Perfected Qingfeng: A terminal illness? Mere cancer is nothing but a paper tiger. I like you, so I’ll give you this Qi Refining Art.

Danchenzi: There is a pill called the Nine-Turn Resurrection Pill. It can bring the dead back to life and restore flesh to bones, so a mere terminal illness is nothing to worry about.

Fairy Baihua: Your body is too weak to withstand powerful inner energy. I have a Muscle and Bone Tempering Art that can solve that problem.

The Money-Grubbing Immortal: There’s no problem spirit stones can’t solve. And if there is, you just don’t have enough spirit stones.

Master Craftsman Ou: Becoming powerful yourself isn’t enough. Immortal artifacts matter too. I hope this Immortal Forging Art gives you some insight.

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With the guidance of the cultivation experts, Wei Su rose to prominence and embarked on the path of cultivation.

One day, Wei Su posted a photo of himself flying on a sword in the group. The members were all stunned:

“Everyone else was just bragging. How did you actually become an immortal?”

This book is also known as “I Have a Cultivation Chat Group,” “My Wangcai Can’t Possibly Be a Ferocious Beast King,” and “Cultivation? Come On, We Have to Believe in Science.”