It's Over, I'm in the Rubbish Book I Wrote

This book is one of the few that I have read and ordered to the end. The first few chapters were really embarrassing for me to read. I remember it seemed to be the chapters about meeting the young prince, but there was a shortage of books at that time, so I just kept reading. It gave me the feeling that two high-spirited teenagers were full of passion and wanted to change the world. In fact, we who read novels all know that no matter what, the ending is already known, and the protagonist will definitely succeed. But it was quite fun to watch him overthrow the royal court, and be left alone by the old emperor and awarded the 12th military talisman. Then, although not in name, Xia Lin is actually the de facto leader of the world. Harvest the grasslands and unify them. In fact, it is already clear that this book is almost finished. I actually hope that every novel, a well-written novel, can be written forever, although I know this is not realistic. In other words, I hope it will be a family-friendly finale. Especially Lao Zhang at the end, the forty years jumped too fast. In the first few photos, they were sitting under a tree, drinking and bragging. Suddenly it became one. Ashes in clay pots. In terms of my reading habits, I don't like this ending very much. Especially when I read it. It just feels so fucked up, haha, I would rather the ending is two old men in their fifties and sixties bickering among a group of people. Rather, I hope there is unfinished business. I hope everyone in the book can still smile. I originally planned to watch it during the Chinese New Year, because I knew it was about to end. Just that night when I was smoking on the balcony, news about the finale of 988 suddenly popped up. I was caught off guard. But that's the way it is with many things. He won't come when you are ready. It seems to be a bit off topic. Somewhat random thoughts. I haven't read the new book yet. I wonder if it will be the same as this book? It's the beginning that makes people feel awkward. When the book is on the shelves, I will catch up and read it. I hope Tongzi can take good care of himself and then explode like a donkey, haha. I also hope everyone is safe and well

It's really not interesting to compare with Song Beiyun, it's the same routine. Except for the protagonist, the other characters fail to leave a deep impression (at least to me). Is Luo Shixin comparable to Xiaoyu? What kind of emperor (Tuoba or something) is comparable to Zhao Xin? Even the first appearance of Lao Zhang (whose name I don't remember much) is not as outstanding as Yan Shu who joined in the middle, and the heroine's character portrayal is not very careful. The characters of Miss Tang and Big Luck are more overlapping, and the female general is also very inferior to Sister Caiyun. Now there are many Miss Gao who need to make clever comments? This path dependency is obviously not possible 😅. At the beginning, Yang Yun, Lao Gou, and Xiao Lizi all had impressive character traits. From the Fairy Sword Trilogy to Gu Tao, from the reincarnation setting → Sword Immortal → Card Master → Cyber ​​Cultivation, it is obvious that thoughtful settings can give readers different experiences. Taking Sword Immortal alone as an example, Li Guo and Zhang Lei are also obviously different. They both have split personalities. Li Guo practices swordsmanship and Zhang Lei's Death Note. The genre is the same, but the setting has completely changed, and there is a different freshness. This is amazing. But now this book is really not interesting. I am just following the update to support the author and hope that the book will be finished soon. I hope that there will be new and interesting content for readers next time. 🙏

Come on, the more you write, the better it looks~

The backend is really not that good. Wherever he goes, where does he show off?

You are at the door of the prince, asking for something from someone, and here you are, using obscene words to tease his maid? I said earlier that my young master has no brains and can't control his mouth. You can't control your own mouth either? Aren't you afraid that someone will chop you down?

Oh my gosh, I didn't realize until now that you were the little shepherd boy who read with you. I read your "Guide to Surviving the Earth" when I was in junior high school and it was still serialized at that time. I didn't finish it. After 7 years, when I was in college, I was attracted by your writing style again. Only now, I realized that someone mentioned your old book, and I realized that I am also an old book fan.

The more you look at it, the more disgusted you feel. As a modern person, who the hell taught you to pat other women's butts?

I don't understand how the protagonist, an idiot like me, drank and misbehaved and acted like a dog. Later, he finally got a little better by plagiarizing poems through plug-ins. However, he didn't learn his lesson. He talked about how he wanted to become Zhao Gao step by step, but ended up offending the princess for a thirteen or fourteen-year-old girl, making him look like a crackpot.

Why do you bring a bottle of oil when you are so awesome? What's more, he is guilty of being a nanny. You are just a time traveler with bullshit feelings.

Come on, Shennong, what do you think of this book?

It's boring. In this kind of feudal ancient times, you want a young woman to build a huge family fortune? ? Your brain is flooded, you think this is the modern order, you are being infiltrated every minute, Besides pretending to be cool, you have nothing to do all day long, and you don't have any strategic vision at all.

I've just read a few chapters, forget about Spring River and Moonlight Night, but there are a lot of things in the preface to Prince Teng's Pavilion that are related to Wang Bo's banquet at that time, right? The change of the name of the old county in Yuzhang to Hongzhou in the "Hongdu New Prefecture" was a matter of the Tang Dynasty "The governor Yan Gong's elegant look is far away, and the halberd is far away; Yuwen Xinzhou's Yi Fan, the curtain is temporarily stationed" "The soaring dragon raises the phoenix, Meng Xueshi's poetry; the purple lightning and green frost, the general Wang's "Arsenal" These were all the people at the banquet at that time "The king of the family is the boss, and the road is famous." This is Wang Bo's itinerary "She gave up her hairpin and wat for a hundred years, and used it for thousands of miles at dawn and dusk" refers to Wang Bo's trip to Guangdong to find his father without taking any fame. Does the protagonist also have his parents? "One word is a poem, all four rhymes are complete" refers to the poem written by Wang Bo after the preface

Why are Tongzi's books so good? Because of logic, not just the protagonist, but every character who has a role, his actions are logical. Each character performs various actions based on his position. So it's very comfortable to watch. In addition to logic, Tongzi also adds some emotion to it, which makes it more comfortable. , This book is not good, I don't know what to say... Why don't you go read Tang San's book? Happy grudges, whoever is dissatisfied will be dealt with by canceling their account 😁 I guess that suits you quite well.

It is true that you are a piece of shit, with too many poisonous points. You have composed three top-notch poems. Shouldn't you be famous all over the world? You have also hidden yourself. Fame is also a kind of protection. Then you have a very bad mouth. You tease women when you see them, and you can hardly walk 😅

It's a bit funny. For someone who writes about harems, if the wife is divorced -50%, the children can only be seen at certain times, and they have to pay monthly alimony, so maybe the house belongs to the woman. When I think of this, you just skip the scenes about women, it's too useless.

The book is a good book, but there are too many female protagonists. Now the harem stallion story seems a bit confusing. At first, the princess was portrayed very well, but when I saw the eldest lady of the Tang family, I couldn't stand it anymore. It's my problem. 😄😄

I've read Chapter 69 and I feel like it's a classic harem story about a male eunuch.

I also saw the latest chapter of Chapter 761. I really can't stand it anymore. There are many poisonous points in the previous article that I will not list for the time being. What I want to attack is the nearest main line. You can attack island countries, no problem. But your previous article focuses on seeking truth from facts and is based on material; the Three Kingdoms Struggle for Hegemony also emphasizes that state-to-state diplomacy is only about interests. But starting from the attack on the island country, the protagonist's reason is hatred, and there is an obvious whitewashing behavior later on, which makes me feel extremely uncomfortable. First of all, from the perspective of the tone of this book, anyone with a discerning eye will know what you want to write about earlier. It is a theme that is in line with mainstream values. But what did you write about in the section about attacking the island country? Each chapter talks about two words: kill them all. Yes, I understand that your protagonist has hatred, but this thing is extremely contrary to your tone. In one of the first few chapters, it is written that a wife can not have children for the sake of profit, and furthermore, it is written that for the sake of ideals, one can let his children lose the opportunity to become emperor. The result is here, out of hatred, the whole country is mobilized to destroy the country and kill all the people. From a profit perspective, island countries were definitely not the best choice for ancient times. Then in terms of values. Everyone knows what was written in the previous article, but here it suddenly turns to colonialism and hatred. Finally, this turn of events is so sudden. Is it suspected of using hatred to kidnap readers and shut them up? There are also several major poisons in the previous article. Others have already mentioned them, so I won't go into details. With that said, I say goodbye.

Pingyang and Chai Shao have not consummated their marriage for ten years. Is this a marriage? This is really a feud

After reading more than twenty chapters, I didn't understand it when the protagonist scolded Ye Liangchen for what he did in the original plot, right? Why didn't I understand? Co-authoring is a plot where the protagonist in your book jumps out and holds your head and asks you, the author, to write it, isn't it? How can you be so embarrassed to write the behavior of the characters in your own book? Then the protagonist, no matter how bastard it is, is the plot you came up with yourself. After time travel, all the responsibilities have been transferred, right?

First, the protagonist is a county magistrate, but he feels like a prince, or even a western lord. Play however you want. Second, land annexation was the reason for the demise of the dynasty. What do you mean by not treating people as human beings? A dynasty can be an official How many generations does it take to become an official from nothing? The average life span in the Song Dynasty was only 30 to 35 years old. It takes one or two generations to go from having nothing to having enough to eat, how many generations does it take to go from having enough to become rich, how many generations does it take to go from rich to official position? The Ma Zhou mentioned in the article is recorded as having lost both his parents when he was young, and when he was in decline, he relied on his wife to survive. But he just doesn't have money. How long does it take for a farmer to have connections like him? Mao was also a rich farmer, but it was difficult for him to study, and his family background was considered low during his studies. How low was the threshold for studying at that time? Moreover, his father, a rich farmer, thought that it would be enough for Mao to learn arithmetic and settle accounts.

Hey, I won't read your historical articles in the future. From Song Beiyun to this one, they have to be written until the protagonist is old. Since the main theme is light-hearted and happy, then let it be light-hearted to the end. Don't make the ending so uncomfortable for me every time.

1. The ancients did not castrate pigs. Domestic pigs have been castrated since the Shang Dynasty with written records, first horses and then expanded to other domestic animals. Both the Book of Rites and the Zhouyi have records about castration. As for the ancients not eating pork, that is a rumor among rumors. Before the Tang Dynasty, pork was the first choice for food and sacrifice. In the Tang and Song Dynasties, influenced by various cultures such as prairie Buddhism, the upper class pursued mutton, but common people still ate pork. After the Ming Dynasty, pork became dominant again due to the development of spices. 2. Nitrogen to make ice. The use of saltpeter to make ice was not as early as that of castrated pigs, but the earliest record was also in the Tang Dynasty, and it had already begun to be used to make cold drinks in the Song Dynasty. If the protagonist travels through time too late, the best he can do is go back and become a salt-burning guy. 3. Eat locusts to cure disasters. Theoretically, locusts can be eaten. Although they contain some special toxins, they are not harmful to the human body. The viruses and parasites they carry can also be eliminated by high-temperature physics. This was also used during the locust plague in Africa in 20 years. However, this method is not very practical in ancient times. The fastest locust migration can reach is 100-150 kilometers. After eating everything in a place, it will migrate very quickly. Even including breeding and laying eggs, it will not stay for long. Therefore, ordinary people can eat for a month at most and have nothing to eat. What is edible on the ground is also eaten. After the locusts have eaten, it is impossible for people to run after the locusts. Therefore, eating locusts during ancient locust plagues can only be used as an emergency at most. It is equivalent to a bandage to stop bleeding. It also requires follow-up treatment. However, the transmission of information in ancient times was low. By the time the news of eating locusts spread, the locusts would have disappeared, and so would the people. In addition, the locust plague is caused by local rainfall after drought. Locusts lay eggs in a concentrated manner after the rain, resulting in a swarm of insects. The drought originally meant that there wasn't much to eat, but once the locusts ate the rest, there was even less to eat, so the impact was huge. There may be others that I can't remember, so I'll just write these.

After being hospitalized for several days, six or seven tubes of blood were drawn every day, and the blood sausage was filled with enough to make a pot of butchered pigs and vegetables, right? Hospitalization can still provide basically stable updates, and I don't know if you have it in stock. You idiot, your book is a fucking pollutant. Many people read Zhang Xiaohua's Chaos back then, and then searched online for authors of the same style, and found you. Your book has accompanied me for more than ten years, and I have received your great light. Why do you say your books are pollutants? After getting used to your style and content, many other people's books can no longer be read. It's not that it's not well written, it's just that I can't stand it. Don't know why. Reading books is just like eating vegetables. Food has no fixed taste, but the ones that are palatable are the best. When you go to a restaurant to eat, you can ask the chef to adjust the food to your taste. If you were in a cafeteria and you told the chef that I like spicy food, and you added five pounds and two wattle sticks to tomato scrambled eggs, would you like to see if the chef would beat you? You can get divorced if you can't live your life anymore. Why do you still have so many things to do just reading a book? If you like it, you will always like it. Those who don't like it will eventually stay away. If there is fate, let's have fun together; if fate is over, let's live separately. At worst, the boss will refund you the food money.

It is said that writing comedy is difficult, and writing comedy that is not embarrassing is even harder, but Tongzi did it. He used the most down-to-earth writing style and the most relaxed rhythm to create a new twist on the old joke of "the author wears a book". . . . . There are little surprises hidden in every chapter, which makes reading stress-free, but makes people want to keep reading. Such a book that can relieve fatigue and make people laugh is not a "junk book", but it is obviously a treasure to cure unhappiness. . . . Thank you Gougong for always insisting on creating. He even peeed blood and still updated the book. He must be the first person to come up with all the ideas! ! It has brought us so much happiness with full sincerity. I hope this book will end perfectly and end without regrets in this "made-up" world. Then hurry up and bring up the new book to create greater glory for Beiyun! ! Beyond the glory of Beiyun!

There is a problem with the latter, because they follow the so-called rules and laws too much. Originally, the main line was to move the mountains from the people's heads and let them stand up. Normally, the weak should avoid fighting and focus on development. In the mid-term, the copying model will slowly encroach and press forward step by step, and then flatten in the later stage. You've already built artillery, and you're even playing Tai Chi with the aristocratic family in the court. Using the little bit of technology you left behind, the grassland has developed into a hundred thousand armored cavalry. And you? It has been more than ten years since artillery and rocket launchers came out. Most of the time, the protagonist does not provide technical guidance in his own territory. Instead, he runs around, holding a mobile phone that can contact the future, doing the ancient things of maintaining stability, which is useless. Look at your technology tree. You have built a few super heavy cannons. Are they of any use? Not to mention the weight of the shell, one shell costs 100,000 taels, which makes logistics and transportation difficult. It is simply useless. Normally, a 75mm field gun is enough. No matter how powerful it is, it can be directly used as a rocket launcher, which meets the requirements of small size, high power, and low price. Your goal is to continuously occupy the territory, copy the model, and industrialize the infrastructure. If you do it a few times, you will be invincible. You have to liberate the people, protect the emperor, and abide by laws and regulations. What can you accomplish? To be honest, I can't imagine that after the foreigners used cannons to open the door of the Qing government, they also used the rules and laws of the Qing government to engage in Tai Chi in the Qing court. To be honest, the issue of loyalty or disloyalty to the court is not actually important. You are not the emperor anyway. Whoever can make the people live a good life will get the support of the people. As for the others, they will be swept directly into the garbage heap of history. Be obedient if you can. If you don't, Huang Chao will sue us. What should we do?

Hey, some of the plots really left me speechless. The author wanted to write something very serious but also something very abstract, so he made the protagonist into a schizophrenic. On the one hand, he has lofty ideals. In order to realize his ideals, he does not care about his family, friends or himself. On the other hand, he always does some very abstract things. He does not take his own life as his life just for fun. Both settings are very interesting, but the question is, when a person possesses these two qualities at the same time, isn't that a lunatic? Shouldn't a person with ideals either save his life and work hard to realize his ideals, or dedicate his life to his ideals? But who is the protagonist? Even though he knew the danger of carbon monoxide poisoning, he still insisted on trying it, and then almost sent himself away. He knew clearly that he had food poisoning and his stomach was very weak, but he still insisted on eating and drinking there for a bite to eat and almost killed himself. He knew clearly that it was very dangerous for just three people to go to Lingnan Road, but he still insisted on going and was then chased by hundreds of people. I just want to ask the protagonist where his ideals went when he was doing these things? Where did he put his career? It feels like I don't care about anything all of a sudden, and suddenly I don't care about life at all. Isn't this crazy?

People who are introduced to poison every day, has Shen Nong come forward to give an explanation?

I don't know if this book is good or not, because the name and the introduction are hard to comment on, but based on the experience of reading the trilogy "Monster Manager", "Odd Savior" and "My Sword Master" over and over again countless times, it should definitely not be bad

Especially when there is no system that can directly open Wushuang, but I read this book with great interest. I can only say that this kind of author is really rare