Three Kingdoms: Starting My Day at Eight by Reporting to Dong Zhuo

Original title: This Is Not a Proper Three Kingdoms

Disclaimer: The author created this timeless masterpiece overnight after getting their head caught in a door and downing two jin of cheap liquor!

Definitely worth a read!

Zhang Yuge gets incredibly lucky and transmigrates to the Three Kingdoms era, only to find himself saddled from the start with a missing spiritual root and imprisonment by the Xiliang Army.

With no other choice, he uses the System’s miraculous trick for getting up at eight in the morning to escape, and even manages to restore his spiritual root!

At first, Zhang Yuge only wants to hold on to his little patch of land and live a quiet life amid the chaos. But this world makes him realize that these Three Kingdoms are nothing like the ones he read about!

And so...

Ma Chao conquers Singapore, while Kongming overturns the flat-earth theory.

Yide takes the Rocky Mountains with ease, while Zilong charges into Indian territory seven times.

The Jade Emperor makes a wild boast, and the Shu army marches on the Hall of Miraculous Mist.

War smoke rises over Cybertron, and the Chancellor captures Megatron seven times.

The Shu army surrounds the Land of Light, and Lord Guan downs a cup of warm wine before slaying Zero.

…

“Why are you laughing, Chancellor?”

“I’m laughing at Zeus for being a fool and Odin for being witless. If we set up a Type 1130 CIWS here, that old God of theirs wouldn’t make it back alive!”

…

Zhang Yuge: What the hell, this isn’t a proper Three Kingdoms either!

Zhuge Liang: What sensible person would read this stuff?!

The story initially follows the Three Kingdoms plotline. Major changes to the plot come later.

This is not a story that gets abandoned midway. See Chapter Three for details.