Cultivating Demons Across the Heavens: These Worlds Are Just Too Absurd

Disclaimer: The author wrote this peerless masterpiece overnight after getting their head caught in a door and drinking two jin of cheap liquor!

Definitely worth a read!

“If you had the chance to transmigrate, would you take it?”

“Take it your grandpa! I've still got six million in demolition compensation sitting in my account, and I haven't spent a cent!”

Bai Jie had just received compensation for his home being demolished and was planning to spend some time with a pretty young woman when he unexpectedly ran into a shady System, ended up on the Jiuzhou Continent, and embarked on a journey through the myriad heavens.

Only... isn't this journey through the myriad heavens a little too absurd?

Qingzhou Second People's Hospital...

Zhongshan Road Police Station, Nancheng Branch...

Youai Subdistrict Office, Nancheng District...

You're telling me this damn place is a cultivation world?!

System: The absurd one isn't the world. It's obviously you, okay?!

The main setting is the Jiuzhou Continent.

Worlds so far: “The Harmonious Cultivation World of the Jiuzhou Continent” and “A Somewhat Absurd Heaven Sword and Dragon Saber.”

Feel free to submit irreverent worlds, including ones aimed at female readers!