Girls Don't Need to Be on Guard, I'm a Gentleman

Since childhood, fortune tellers have often told Uncle Xiao: "You, Uncle Xiao, have a mediocre destiny..." Uncle Xiao often considered himself extraordinary, but he was still a mortal after more than thirty years. When he reached middle age, he originally planned to provide for his retirement, but because of an accident involving a "fairy descended from the sky", he discovered a very new way of practice... From now on, I seek immortality and live forever! Countless years later, Uncle Xiao often lay in his rocking chair, looking at the bright stars, and sighed: One house, People follow the crowd, three meals, Four seasons. Wouldn't it be fun to be ordinary? [Relaxing and humorous], [Delicate emotional lines], [First-rate writing] [This is not a brainless routine article, so please proceed with caution]