
Siheyuan: Don't Provoke Me, I Just Want to Be a Lazy Fish
四合院:别惹我,我只想当闲鱼
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- Urban
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- Urban Life
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- Qidian
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Not Bad, in My Opinion. No Hate, Please
These are books I like. I don't know if you'll like them too.
Season One: Recommended Classics in the Siheyuan Era Genre
A curated selection of Republican-era and siheyuan fanfiction. Personally vetted by an experienced reader, guaranteed quality.
Urban Fiction Without Fantasy: A Female Reader's List of Male-Oriented Novels Featuring Dreamboat Leads
Mostly urban male-oriented fiction. I don't like Eastern or Western fantasy, or xianxia. The protagonists have a golden finger. This is a book list from a 20-year veteran reader, a female reader's list of male-oriented fiction 😁, and also a kind of reading journal! No greasy male leads! No simping male leads! No lustful male leads! (The protagonist doesn't have to be devoted to one woman, but he won't be swayed or manipulated by beauty 😂) No overpowered, arrogant male leads!
The Middle-Aged and Older Reader's Special
If you’re under 35, have spent less than 10 years in the workforce, or graduated from college less than 10 years ago, don’t come in! This isn’t for you!!!
A Rewarding Reading List
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Siheyuan Stories
Some of my personal favorites
Books I've Read
Call me Shennong. I've been reading for ten years, and I have pretty eclectic tastes.
Recommended by a Ten-Year Bookworm: Come Here If You're in a Reading Slump
I've read and subscribed to all of these myself. I only recommend the good ones. I've been reading for over a decade and have pretty discerning tastes, so if you're out of things to read, take a look!
Food for the Soul
Starting with A Record of a Mortal's Journey to Immortality, the first book I read in 2005
Period Fiction Gems
Excellent novels set in the era of courtyard houses
Big-Idea Fiction: A Breath of Fresh Air Amid Increasingly Formulaic Stories
Deleted the old books. These are all ones I've read recently.
Period Dramas, Siheyuan Stories, and Other Gems
Some books I've read and enjoyed, shared with everyone
Books I've Read
Infinite System xuanhuan
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A professional breeder of copycat books chasing Qidian's popular trends. Place your bets! Like the ones you think will do well, and dislike the ones you think will flop. Let's see which one survives to the end and becomes the king of the Gu. Results from the first round on March 18, 2021: 108 books included, 29 abandoned, 16 selected for the Sanjiang recommendations, one awarded an elite feature, and the king of the Gu was Eighty Years of Sign-Ins in the Cold Palace, I Am Invincible in the World
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When writing fan fiction, you must read the original drama carefully and don't make common sense mistakes. Many fan fiction is really embarrassing and they don't understand the original drama. There are no good people in the Siheyuan, but there are no heinous people either. There are not so many people who beat and kill people, but more of the parents are ill-informed. Just like Xu Damao, they say he is the worst one in the courtyard. Looking at the whole drama, Xu Damao has not done many bad things. He is just a pervert. Although pervert, he relies on his own true ability. He does not need force or threats, he only relies on his words to pick up girls. Even though I had to report Lou Xiaoe, even if she didn't go home after getting divorced, she was still hanging out with her enemies in the courtyard. The so-called good people and fools have done no less bad things than Xu Damao. He has a venomous tongue, steals, fights, and condones his thieves (a fool with a crooked stalk has a big responsibility). Saying that Xu Damao is seductive and stupid is not much better. While thinking about Qin Huairu's body, but not wanting to take the responsibility of marrying someone else, she went on blind dates everywhere (no principles at all, she wants to be pretty when she sees one)
I don't know how this book passed the review. The first part of the spy capture is barely passable, but the second part is full of conspiracy and calculations against the protagonist. What do you want to write about the Communist Party and the country in such a dark way? The protagonist has made great contributions time and time again, but all the people who greet the protagonist are from the country. There is suppression, calculation and frame-up within the family. Someone will jump out at every turn and want to kill the protagonist. Whether he is a big shot or an unknown person, all kinds of calculations, suppression, and jealousy of the protagonist will appear. The country has been written in such a dark way. It is not unfair to give you a report backhand.
I have read more than 300 chapters. Looking back, I have done a lot of things and made countless contributions, but there are no actual benefits. I am still a minor subject, I am still a single boy, I still have a dozen bungalows, and I still haven't grown much food. The roc has not been built yet. The story keeps changing, but time and space are basically stagnant. Continue the same as when time stops. In a daze, it seems that two Spring Festivals have passed, and it seems that three or four months have passed. Very confusing
Very nice
The reality of the author must be that he likes to have an affair with widows and raise sons for others. Otherwise I wouldn't be able to write so vividly
I was disgusted when I wrote about the widow washing her feet. Goodbye
After reading it, I actually didn't make a fool of myself. Widow Qin even refused to accept the delivery! Bad review
I want to continue watching, but it's not a single heroine, and whether there is a relationship with the widow. I haven't watched the TV series, so I don't know much about it.
It's a bit boring. It's a book that's popular in the Siheyuan. I don't think it's worth reading. You can tell by the title of the book. It's been exposed to the sun for a few days in the front, and it's the other way around in the back. It's a lot of work. Check this and that. In fact, the author has a good grasp of the details, and the supporting characters are also good. They don't seem to be clever. That's it... I read it. It's been over a hundred chapters, and there's nothing exciting about it, just water. I don't know if there's a woman sleeping in the back, and I don't know if it's a single woman or multiple women. Anyway, if I keep going, there must be a lot of women sleeping, but I look like a eunuch. There's some sex, but it's almost the same as nothing. Anyway, it's suppressed. It's very interesting, but I can't blame the author. After all, in that era, if the supporting characters didn't show their intelligence, the main character could only cowardly act like a turtle. There were more than 100 chapters in a few days, not even a month. It was very slow. Xianyu and other things could be treated as jokes. Anyway, if you want a career, you have to feel grateful. Love without emotion is boring. Just read Siheyuan. He doesn't write about Siheyuan. Only the story and supporting characters added by the author in the ten chapters will be written about the events in the courtyard in the previous chapter. The main character points a gun at Jia Zhang in Chapter 100. Jia Zhang pees on the spot. The father, the cadre, and the three uncles are rushing to curry favor... Alas, they are gone.
This book has become an anti-espionage novel, and the timeline is extremely slow. Less than a year has passed since the 500th chapter. I can't continue writing the later period. Only 2 years have passed since the end.
I skipped through dozens of chapters, and finally reached the last chapter, where I was handling the lowest level counter-intelligence case with a golden finger. I really had no idea what the sheep head in the courtyard was selling... It was so different that I could run away if I could...