Easy There, This Is a Legitimate Game

Name: Easy There, This Is a Legitimate Game
Author: September Sauce

收着点，我这是正经游戏

by September Sauce (九月酱)

Status: Completed
Length: 114k Words
Genre: Sci-Fi
Subgenre: Apocalyptic Crisis
Updated: 3y ago
English: Request a translation

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Synopsis

As a proper game about saving the world, why are my players not proper at all?

I brought you in to farm, mine, build infrastructure, and advance technology. So why are you all day thinking about exploiting bugs or skipping class?

Too cold to grow crops? The weather system must be bugged. Good thing the research institute’s high-powered microwave radar can come in handy!

Mining is too much of a grind? One nuke will blow the roof off and turn it into an open-pit mine!

Not enough people in the settlement? Well...

After transmigrating to a post-apocalyptic world, Chen Jiu unlocked the Particle Reconstruction System, which lets him summon players from the past.

He had hoped these players would obediently work for him, rebuilding civilization’s glory from the ruins one brick at a time. But they didn’t seem to have the slightest idea what it meant to be workers.

Work? No way. Speedrunning by any means necessary is the best way to rebuild civilization.

Years later, there was enough food, technology had advanced, and the population had grown. Looking back, Chen Jiu couldn’t help asking himself:

Could you really call that a bug?

Pah, that’s a game mechanic!