Simulating Hardship: I Make the Witch Do It for Me

Lin Xiao transmigrates to a parallel world and awakens a cultivation simulator. As long as he survives long enough in the simulator, he can earn plenty of rewards. [You are born into a scholarly family... Your father’s brave remonstration angers the emperor, and your entire family is executed, taking you with them.] [You are born into a wealthy family... Bandits kidnap you and kill you for ransom.] [You are born into a cultivation family... But you are not part of the main clan. You are merely a servant of the Fang family, and someone drowns you because you are too clever.] Lin Xiao: ??? After a hundred simulations all end in failure, Lin Xiao begins to suspect the simulator is targeting him. So... [The Holy Maiden of the Tianshan Sacred Land, Gu Miaoxue, whom you invited, has entered the simulator and begun a simulation!] [Age 0: Gu Miaoxue is born into a cultivation family and is betrothed to someone before she is even born.] [Age 2: Gu Miaoxue begins cultivating!] [Age 3: Gu Miaoxue reaches the second layer of the acquired realm!] [Age 5: Gu Miaoxue finds a strange ring and puts it on.] [Age 10: Gu Miaoxue breaks through to the ninth level of the acquired realm!] [Age 11: For some inexplicable reason, Gu Miaoxue’s cultivation starts to regress.] [Age 17: Gu Miaoxue is divorced.] [Age 300: Gu Miaoxue fails her breakthrough... and is killed with a single palm strike by an old man who cackles eerily.] [You receive the following rewards] [...]