
No One Understands Monsters Better Than I Do
没人比我更懂魔物
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The author's writing is good. My twin sister's experience is very similar to mine. My story is that her sister objected and ended up paying the wrong amount. I hope the author can express my regrets.
√Seven o'clock is so disgusting, I block this and that every day, why don't I block you😡
Um?
When to hit the base, don't tell me whether it's the end or the end🧐
First fan event
On the night of the Lantern Festival, after getting several wives, Lin Xiaoxian stretched, took out his mobile phone, and typed very skillfully: "Are you in a hurry?" The message over there immediately replied: "You stinky donkey, who is waiting for you?" Lin Xiaoxian smiled slightly: "Give me ten minutes, we will be there soon." When Lin Xiaoxian rushed to the place, he saw Xia Xinyao standing there handsomely. In this weather, she was actually wearing a black cheongsam, which fully outlined her perfect figure. She wore a pair of black high heels, stockings to keep out the cold, and a coat on her body, showing off her queenly style. Lin Xiaoxian grabbed Xia Xinyao's cold hands that were blown by the wind, put them in front of her mouth and breathed, "No, I'm not cold." Xia Xinyao's tone was very calm, but the rosy look on her face betrayed her. "Let's go for a walk." Before Xia Xinyao could respond, Lin Xiaoxian took her hand and walked towards the crowd. Xia Xinyao's little hand was pulled, and she felt nervous. She could only comfort herself with the lame excuse that he was just helping me warm my hands, and his hands were so big that I couldn't break free. The warmth from her hands made her heart beat faster, and at the same time she felt inexplicably at ease. She quietly glanced at the man beside her. There was a slight smile on the corner of his mouth. His face was not very handsome, but he was very attractive. The more he looked at it, the more intoxicating he became. "Want to eat a marshmallow?" The voice brought her thoughts back, "Are you treating me like a little girl?" Not long after, the marshmallows were ready. The two of them walked and ate them without saying a word, concentrating on dealing with the big marshmallows. Lin Xiaoxian looked at Xia Xinyao, who was sticking out her tongue to lick the marshmallow, with an expression completely inconsistent with that of a mature woman. The innocence that only a little girl can have, a soft place in her heart was touched. Thinking about her childhood experience, she had no time and opportunity to grow up carefree like an ordinary girl, and only at this time could she have a short chance to show her innocence. As if she sensed Lin Xiaoxian's gaze, Xia Xinyao's face turned crimson, and she was a little embarrassed: "This marshmallow is too big. I can't finish it. Throw it away." Xia Xinyao looked around, looking for the trash can. Lin Xiaoxian quickly stopped: "It's a pity to throw it away. I'll take care of it." After that, he took the marshmallow in Xia Xinyao's hand and took a bite. Xia Xinyao blushed even more, because the place Lin Xiaoxian bit was the place she had just licked. She glared at Lin Xiaoxian, are you teasing me? Lin Xiaoxian was glared at and suddenly reacted, feeling a little embarrassed. Fortunately, he was thick-skinned and pretended not to see it, changing the subject: "Let's walk forward." It was late at night, and there were fewer pedestrians on the street. A man and a woman were walking on the quiet street, neither of them talking. What broke the deadlock was Lin Xiaoxian's extended hand, and he held Xia Xinyao's little hand in his own. "Don't freeze it." Lin Xiaoxian quickly gave a more reasonable explanation for his behavior. Xia Xinyao glanced at him and said nothing. The two of them were silent. The holding hands did not let go. The two people walked like this. I hope to keep going like this. Everything is left unsaid.
So Luoyao's jio is really fragrant, but the source is a bit wrong
In fact, it's very annoying for those of you who have to write but don't care about readers. You either don't write online articles, or you finish them all the way. What does it mean to give up halfway?
First fan event
February 13th at three o'clock in the afternoon "Qin Ren, Qin Ren, there is no Coke in the refrigerator, and there is nothing to eat. I want to go to the supermarket. Take me to the supermarket quickly." Luo Yao pointed to the empty Coke bottle on the ground to Qin Ren, while lying on the sofa shaking her legs and eating potato chips, humming in her mouth. Qin Ren looked at Luo Yao, then at the melon seeds beside him and the TV that was on, turned his head and said: "I won't go." Luo Yao didn't care, as if she hadn't heard anything. She got up from the sofa, put her hand into Qin Ren's hand and grabbed the remote control from him, and made her own request: "The Coke is finished, it has been drunk, it's all your fault that you bought so much, and drank it all in five days, and there are those wild women. Huh, it's not enough for me. This time I want a double portion of Coke and potato chips, and I want more~~~" Qin Ren listened to Luo Yao's mumbling, picked up the remote control thrown aside by Luo Yao from the ground, skipped the advertisement interface, couldn't help but be "tortured" by greedy Pai Yao, and promised: "Okay, okay, I will take you there after I finish watching the TV." After hearing the answer she wanted, Luo Yao released her shaking hand with satisfaction, fed a few potato chips into Qin Ren's mouth, then swayed back to the sofa and picked up the tablet, swaying her calves and scrolling through short food videos with relish. After watching TV, Qin Ren took Luo Yao out with the shopping list made by Yourong. On the road, Luo Yao held Qin Ren's big hand and looked energetically at the familiar streets, looking here and there. The lively Pixiu kept talking about various foods or asking various questions. The speakers on the side of the road shouted: Valentine's Day event, our store After hearing this, Luo Yao shook Qin Ren's hand curiously and asked: "Qin Ren, Qin Ren, what is Valentine's Day? Is it your holiday, Qin Ren? What does this event mean?" After listening to the announcement from the store's stereo, Qin Ren tapped Luo Yao's forehead angrily: "My festival is a festival between male and female friends and Taoist couples, similar to our Chinese Valentine's Day." Luo Yao immediately understood the meaning of Valentine's Day. In order to know when to eat rice dumplings and dumplings, Luo Yao became familiar with our country's festival customs early, but she was still full of curiosity about the content of the event, so she looked at Qin Ren with big eyes full of curiosity. Seeing this, Qin Ren continued: "The meaning of this activity is to invite couples to their store to record songs and fix their sounds, and provide discounts or even free orders." After listening to Qin Ren's explanation, Luo Yao couldn't help but picture Qin Ren singing for her, and only for her alone. She couldn't help but grinned. Thinking of this, Luo Yao pursed her lips and said to Qin Ren: "Qin Ren, Qin Ren, the song I want you to sing is "A Little Sweet" sung by Jiang So-and-so, just one song, just this one." Qin Ren himself was not very interested in Western festivals. Considering Luo Yao's personality of being adventurous when he wanted to, he refused without any thought. It was almost evening, and there were still quite a lot of people on the streets. The bustling surroundings all gave off a sense of desolation under the western mountains at dusk. The afterglow that still remained, the weak light refracted through the glass and entered Luo Yao's eyes. Everything seemed to be unimportant. Luo Yao still looked at the store with some disappointment. Her originally glowing eyes couldn't help but dim. She lowered her head and let Qin Ren hold her hand and drag her to the supermarket. As soon as she entered the supermarket and saw the dazzling array of products and people, Luo Yao seemed to have regained her strength. She broke away from Qin Ren's hand, took up her short legs and ran to push the trolley. There were still many people in the supermarket on weekends. Qin Ren watched the people coming and going around him. He walked to Luo Yao and asked her to hold on to her clothes. Then he took Luo Yao's car and started shopping. But Luo Yao couldn't wait to let go of Qin Ren's clothes, strenuously raised his short legs, and ran around here and there, constantly stuffing all kinds of messy things into the car. The car was soon filled with piles, but Luo Yao still enjoyed it, while Qin Ren just followed the list Yourong made and started buying. After the items on the list were purchased, Qin Ren took the things he bought, looked at Luo Yao's full trolley again, picked up a few bottles of Coke, potato chips, crispy biscuits and the like without expression, and went to check out. Seeing this, Luo Yao frowned and said angrily: "Tomorrow is Valentine's Day, and I can't even listen to the songs you sing." Then she continued pitifully: "Just take a few more things, and I'll finish them in a while." Seeing Luo Yao's pitiful appearance, and having already rejected her once before, Qin Ren relented and took a few more items, leading a satisfied Luo Yao to the counter to pay. Seven o'clock in the morning on February 14th In the early morning, the morning light flooded into the bedroom. Qin Ren broke open the small arms and legs wrapped around his body as usual. Just as he was about to get up, he heard Luo Yao murmuring: "Qin Ren Qin Ren, Valentine's Day, hey, this song is only for the immortal. I came first, you damn wild woman." Although Luo Yao was talking in her sleep and couldn't speak clearly, Qin Ren still heard the words: Valentine's Day and singing. Qin Ren looked at Luo Yao, who was still sleeping, and got dressed and got up. It was another day at work. After going downstairs, Qin Ren hurried to the company. But when he passed by the store again, Qin Ren couldn't help but think of Luo Yao and Pu's sparkling eyes when she asked. He had an idea in his mind and continued to rush to the company. February 14th, 6:30 pm After getting home from get off work in the afternoon, Qin Ren just walked in and saw Luo Yao, who was lying on the side watching videos on his tablet while shaking his legs. Without saying a word, he walked straight into the bedroom. In the evening, after finishing all his work, Qin Ren returned to the bedroom. Qin Ren stood by the bed and stretched, and saw Luo Yao lying on the bed, staring at him with blinking eyes. Looking at Luo Yao, who was supposed to be asleep, Qin Ren asked: "Still not sleeping yet?" "I have a premonition that you have something to give to this immortal." Luo Yao looked at Qin Ren expectantly, and then stretched like Qin Ren to get rid of the sleepiness on his body. He lay on the bed expectantly, tapping his little feet rhythmically, tapping the mattress, making a "bang bang" sound. When Qin Ren saw this, he didn't say much. He took out a CD and a USB flash drive from his bag and threw them to Pi Xiu. "A gift for you." Qin Ren didn't know what to say. After throwing the things to Luo Yao, regardless of her cheering expression, he went to the closet to pack clothes and prepare to take a bath. Luo Yao glanced at Qin Ren in surprise, then looked at the CD and USB flash drive, and then excitedly turned over the CD and USB flash drive on the bed. When Qin Ren returned to the bedroom after taking a shower, he saw that Luo Yao had fallen asleep but was still holding the gift. Qin Ren still smiled, caressed Luo Yao's red face and said softly: "Happy Valentine's Day!!!!" ps: I don't have any literary talents, I tried my best, Haihan!
[First fan event] What's the night tonight? Beautiful face in the rain
Ask the worldWhat is love? Direct teachings promise life and death. Ask what love should be in this world? Zhijiao was so angry that he turned into a beauty. How can we get love in this world? It is enough that you have me in your heart and you in my heart. ——Preface ① "Boom - Long - Long -" A long thunder resounded through the sky, followed by a bolt of lightning, breaking through the sky and lighting up the somewhat dark sky. "Alas!" Today is Valentine's Day. Qin Ren has already planned today's itinerary with Luo Yao, and even bought movie tickets. However, looking at the weather today, the plan may be ruined. "Du-du--" was Luo Yao's call. Looking at the familiar name that lit up on the phone screen, Qin Ren fell into deep thought and hesitated for a long time before making up his mind and pressing the answer button. Soon, a playful voice came from the other end of the phone: "What? You took so long to answer the phone, do you not love me anymore?" "How dare you?" Qin Ren's bitterness disappeared instantly after Luo Yao's voice came. Although Qin Ren was used to her teasing, his bronchitis recurred, and his momentum weakened for a while. Luo Yao chuckled and said: "Who knows? My passionate young master." Qin Ren was about to explain something, but Luo Yao interrupted him before he could say anything, and said: "However, you agreed to spend Valentine's Day with me today, do you have any plans? " Qin Ren looked at the sky in surprise. The lightning really gave him face and flashed again. He was stunned and muttered: "This weather is not suitable for going out." "Isn't it suitable?" "It's very suitable, my dear wife. A day trip for Valentine's Day like home." ② On the train Luo Yao looked at Qin Ren strangely, with a complicated expression on her face, and hesitated for a long time before saying: "No, it's a movie theater in the city. There are many good ones, but you have to buy a few train tickets to go to the provincial capital just to watch a movie? " "The price is not important, what is important is my heart for you!" Qin Ren suddenly grabbed Luo Yao's hand, and the temperature of his heart suddenly increased, and Luo Yao's face turned red. "There are so many people? What are you doing? Are you not impatient?" Luo Yao's hands shrank as if being electrocuted, and her eyes stared directly over, but her cheeks were still pink. ③ Cinema "Behave later, otherwise you will suffer." Thinking of Qin Ren's behavior on the train just now, Luo Yao was still a little scared and raised her little fist to express a threat. "Yes, yes, yes! It's all up to you." At this juncture, Qin Ren felt that he would suffer a loss in the argument, so he didn't say too much and held Luo Yao's hand before entering the venue. The movie Qin Ren selected is called "Elegant Princesses Don't Eat Celery", which tells a love story between a gangster and a wealthy lady. The two people were originally from two different worlds, but they became connected because of an accident. Later, they fell in love with each other while getting along. "Why do I feel like I've seen you before?" The heroine blinked, expressing confusion. "Coincidentally, so am I." This kind of love, but because of the disapproval of both parents, in the end... That was the last sentence of the gangster: "I am the gangster, and what I rob is wealth; but you, what you rob is your heart." Every word is heartbreaking! "Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu" "Yao'er, it's my fault, I shouldn't have chosen this kind of drama." Qin Ren originally thought that Luo Yao liked romance movies, so he deliberately found an article about movies with romance labels and ordered them. However, he didn't pay attention to the comment section, so his ideal sweet drama... Turned into a sad drama. "It's all your fault." Luo Yao punched Qin Ren so hard that she couldn't stop the tears in her eyes. ④ The movie screen went dark, and the audience was all gone at some point, but the lights in the cinema were not turned on yet. "What's going on?" Faced with this strange scene, Luo Yao forgot to cry for a moment and looked at everything around her strangely. "Did the main gate burn down?" "Bang." Before she could think about it, the lights in the cinema came on again. However, unlike the white light, the light that lights up is actually a purple light. In the center of the purple light, a man held a bouquet of flowers, knelt down on one knee, and said softly: "Yao'er, from the first day I met you, I knew that in my life They are all inseparable from you. " "As the old saying goes: What is love in the world? The Zhijiao general Wu Sangui in the late Ming Dynasty also used his own behavior to explain what love should be. For beauty!" "I know I am not as good as Wu Sangui, but I am also willing to protect you for the rest of my life, okay, Yao'er?" Luo Yao was silent for a while, then smiled and said: "StupidDamn, you have me in your heart, and I have you in my heart, that's enough, isn't it?" "You agree?" Qin Ren felt a little unreal for some reason and asked again. "Agreed I only want to be with the one person in my life, and we will never leave each other forever. Now I believe you can give me what I want." "But next time, can you not use such an old-fashioned proposal method? Times have changed, but you have not changed." Luo Yao smiled. "Okay, definitely." Qin Ren nodded. ⑤ Mountain Station Late at night, the rain became heavier, and there was a faint trace of water mixed in at the train station. Qin Ren thought for a moment, took out the raincoat from his bag, put it on Luo Yao, and said, "I helped you beat it. It's not far from here. You go ahead." "But what about you? I gave you the raincoat, so..." Luo Yao had some doubts. Qin Ren looked indifferent and said: "The mountain people have their own tricks." ⑥ After returning home, Luo Yao hurriedly opened the mobile phone screen and immediately sent a message to Qin Ren: "I'm here, where are you?" "I'm here too." "That's good." "Days How about setting it on the 17th of this month?" "It's up to you." After turning off the phone screen, Qin Ren looked at the rain getting heavier and heavier outside the train station, lit a cigarette, took a puff, and sighed: "How can I go back tonight?"
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