The System Keeps Forcing Me to Fall in Love

“Ding! Host, you must receive a confession from a beautiful girl within one year!” Xu Yi was reborn with the laziest System in history. Cast aside by his family, orphaned, terrible at school, penniless, dumped by his fiancée, and so resigned to his fate that he’d become a 200-pound couch potato… He had every last cliché going for him. “Ding! Your first beginner quest has been issued: receive a confession from a beautiful girl within one year. Quest failure: You will be randomly reborn as a chicken, duck, cat, or dog… (The kind that gets neutered.) Quest success: A beautiful girl confesses to you. What more could you want?” Xu Yi struggled to his feet and spent ages scrutinizing the grotesquely fat, vaguely human shape in the mirror of his messy rental apartment… “System, are you serious?”