I Won Over the Sick, Twisted Big Boss with Cheesy Pick-Up Lines

Xiao Jiujiu, who spent a hundred years possessing a body in another world, has returned. She’s brought her life-bound magical artifact, the Qingfeng Fan, and come back to the day she was on the brink of death.

The human world’s biggest bug, Xiao Jiujiu, is determined to become a contrarian, like a rock in a latrine: stinking, stubborn, and impossible to sway.

If something annoys her, she’ll argue back. If she hears something she doesn’t like, she’ll argue back. If someone breaks the rules, she’ll argue back.

Who knew she’d meet her match? After several chance encounters, she finds herself overpowered by a top-tier man’s bloodline, and her beautiful dream shatters in an instant.

“Who are you? What exactly are your intentions in getting close to me?”

With his hand around her throat, Xiao Jiujiu is furious inside but timid on the outside. In a moment of brain fog, she blurts out cheesy pickup lines and gives herself the persona of a lovestruck fangirl.

“Um, I can explain. I have a superpower. Guess what it is?”

“…” (cold, indifferent face.jpg)

“I’m super into you~”

Her offhand nonsense makes the man, who has seen it all, blush from his face to the roots of his hair.

Who could have guessed that this human iceberg would love hearing sweet nothings and making all sorts of wild assumptions, and that he’s actually a yandere big boss?

What can she do? It’s the road she chose, so she’ll have to walk it even on her knees.

And the man she flirted with? She’d better keep flirting with him, even if it kills her!!!

In the end, the yandere boss corners her against the wall, his voice so intoxicating that Xiao Jiujiu’s bones turn to jelly: “I’m easy to win over. All you have to do is reach out and take me.”

A shameless, oily-mouthed contrarian woman vs. a yandere big boss who willingly takes the bait