Young Master, Please Come Into the Bowl

Ran Xi is an ultra-rich heiress with an IQ of 140, athletic talent, and a passion for extreme sports. She's also a seasoned celebrity fan, switching favorites every three days or so and making major changes every five. She lives by the principle of having a harem of three thousand beauties without choosing just one, simply to feast her eyes. In short, she's a collector of celebrity crushes.

During an expedition with her two twin older sisters, an accident leads her into a strange laboratory. She activates the equipment inside and is chased by a robot with tentacles, becoming the 999th test subject to undergo a forced consciousness transfer.

When she wakes, she's a frail little girl. Her mother causes trouble, her father doesn't care for her, and she's sent away to the old family estate. She thinks she's been handed the script of a tragic life, but it turns out to be the starting point of a legend.

After that, she becomes a city lord, makes a little money, and shops to her heart's content. When she's bored, she hosts a contest for the city's top ten handsome young men, giving herself a perfectly respectable excuse to admire them while supporting her whole household.

Then the dazzling young master Yun Hongyi appears before her, radiant as the rising sun, and Ran Xi finally decides to plant herself firmly on this one particular crush.

Ran Xi: "Young master, your forehead is glowing. The star of romance is shining on you. There's a beautiful, noble young lady with a whole city for a dowry. Interested?"

Yun Hongyi: "Thanks, but I'm not interested."

Believing in the wisdom that it only takes a thin veil for a woman to win over a man, Ran Xi begins a hilarious campaign to trick Yun Hongyi into her arms.

Everyone says the fifteenth young lady of the Pinghou residence is a toad dreaming of eating swan meat.

What leaves them utterly stunned is that the swan is actually the one that flies straight into the lazy toad's mouth.