High Sun

That day on the set, a young actor failed to pass his lines three times, and Director Ma became angry at that time! "xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx..." (Five thousand words are omitted here) Director Ma was furious. After scolding him, he took a mouthful of Budweiser: "xx, Zhao Liangliang was all obtained by me through favors, and I didn't spend a penny! You earn 50 yuan every day and have two pickles in your lunch box, but you can't even memorize 3,000 words of lines. Doesn't your conscience hurt? " Is it not difficult for him to spend 200,000 yuan to make a 2 billion movie? Director Ma's eyes were full of exhaustion and he let out a long sigh.

(Dr. Ma, I greatly appreciate it.) Jinqiao City No. 1 Hospital. Director Ma Jia was lying on the hospital bed, his body covered with bandages. His eyes were a little hollow, staring blankly at the ceiling. Beside the hospital bed, seven or eight enchanting 18th-tier starlets all cast concerned glances at Director Ma Jia. "Director Ma, does it hurt?" "This is not bullshit! Try jumping off the 18th floor and fighting a thirty-meter-tall monkey. Will it hurt?" Director Ma Jia was very emotional and excited. Pulling the wound, he grinned in pain, "I've been suffering from bloody bad luck for eight lifetimes. Didi was almost burned out before, and now I have broken bones all over my body. I'm lying motionless." There was a starlet's eyes flashing, "Director Ma, you said about transforming into Ultraman to fight King Kong. What's going on? You sound so brave. I admire you so much. " "You are Ultraman, and your whole family is Ultraman!" "How long have you been flattering me?" He sighed quietly, turned his head with difficulty, and said, "Go and see, has the international andrology expert I found arrived?" "Okay, Director Ma, please wait." The group of enchanting women ran out in a swarm, bringing with them a gust of fragrance. The director in the vest looked at the backs of the women and then at his crotch, with tears in his eyes, "Can I still be a man in this life?" The resentful self-questioning voice echoed in the ward. … Outside the door, the group of little stars gathered together and whispered. "Director Ma is so stupid that he started talking nonsense. He also talked about transforming into a Calabash Kid and fighting Sun Wukong." "What I just said was Ultraman fighting King Kong..." "No, we finally got close to this money tree, we have to find a way!" Half an hour later, a doctor in a white coat walked into the ward. The director in the vest's eyes lit up and he quickly asked: "Doctor, can my Didi be saved?" "Director Ma?" The doctor did not answer, but glanced up at him, and then looked down at the splint. "It's me, doctor..." Director Ma Jia was stunned for a moment, and wanted to ask more questions, but the doctor waved his hand directly: "Director Ma was diagnosed with mental problems and was immediately transferred to the city mental hospital!" "Huh? What nonsense are you talking about?" Director Ma Jia was completely confused. But without any explanation, a group of people in white coats ran in. They held down the horse guide and started to tie the belt. "What are you doing! I'm not crazy!" Director Ma yelled angrily and struggled with all his strength. The doctor holding the splint chuckled: "The psychos say they are not sick, just give him a shot of Valium and take him away!" After a shot of Valium, the director's eyes were blurred, and his whole body was limp and powerless. The group of white coats were busy tying him up. "Tie his hands and feet, and tie them tighter!" "This guy is a little fat, and he can't fit on the stretcher when he is tied upright..." "Then tie him up into a big letter, and by the way, put a gag in his mouth to prevent him from biting his tongue when he gets sick." "It hurt Xipi..." Director Ma's eyelids were heavy and he could no longer open his eyes. Before he fell into coma, he murmured in a low voice: "Before you leave, can you cure DiDi first? I heard that mental hospitals will not treat this..."

At first glance, some friends may think that this is the pen name of a female author, but in fact it is a handsome guy. As a bookworm who has been immersed in Internet articles for many years, An Zhi knows what the market likes, but still remains true to himself. After all, writing what you want to write is the greatest joy. You can rest assured about the quality of this article. The grand layout and distinctive group portraits can already be seen in the first chapter. Emperor Gaoyang is of Miao descent, and my emperor is called Boyong. The only thing I worry about is the update... Anyway—— I hope new and old bookworms can come and take a look. By the way, collect, comment, and give recommendation votes. After all, new books want everything. Hey, Chen Mustard broke an aunt's heart🥺

Anzhi, you bully others, wuwuwu

She probably committed a sin in her previous life. Her name was Wu Qingqing, but she was more infatuated than anyone else. In this materialistic modern society, who would follow someone for their entire youth just for a love? Even in the days to come, we must continue to follow. Or maybe everything is determined by fate. She is very good-looking, her parents live up to her expectations, and they have no worries about food and clothing. They dote on her and love her, which creates her character of being able to love others seriously. If you like it, just say it. Reluctant, just follow him. I couldn't see how he saw me, so I kept pestering him every day. I didn't hear the response that I should have had, so I continued to wait. She is innocent and somewhat otherworldly. If you like someone, your whole heart goes to him. She is stronger and more persistent than anyone else. I will never let go of the response I can't wait for. She didn't even know that when she expressed her love, the person she loved deeply had already quietly changed her shell. The appearance of the male protagonist Zhou Yu is destined to be a tragedy for her. Relief. Or bring a vigorous unrequited love to an end. However, from the moment her infatuation emerged, tragedy had already written her name in the diary. Buried in the spring rapeseed field.

Who else?

The combination of city and fairy tales involves myths and legends from thousands of years ago. Shun has come out, and it's hard not to think about whether the "Yu" in the male protagonist's name also carries an innate sense of fate. I looked it up and found out that there is a legendary benevolent beast named Zoyu. It has white hair and black stripes, and does not eat living things. If you have the virtue of faith, you should respond to it. Since Xia Jianbai may not be a human being, the protagonist may not also be a human being. So make a random guess. Mainly for posting. I hope that more and more readers will read this book, activate the book review area, and have friendly exchanges with each other. ps: It's really touching that Mr. An Zhi can insist on updating every day. Send a picture:

Anzhi, today is another day full of hope

(Arranged according to circumstances, continuously updated...) 1. Mission World ·The protagonist Zhou Yu was selected by the guide (Chapter 26) Xia Jianbai in Chapter 2 and entered the mission world. Guiding the Way Chapter 21 shows that the mission world is an intercepted part of the real world. Real-life characters can enter it in a way similar to players "logging in". ·The characters in the mission world are projections of real people in reality, and are specifically divided into two categories: 1. Overlapping identity categories. For example: Zhou Yu, Zhou Chaoxian, Zhao Liangliang. "Psychiatrist's assistant" Zhou Yu entered the "group performance" Zhou Yu setting and became Wu Qingqing's childhood sweetheart. This type of role can be played in person. 2. Borrowed number login category. For example: Ma Dao, Wei Zifan, He Yongkai. It has its own identity and settings, but anyone can join it. The specific form of landing is similar to soul parasitism. Killing the remnants of the Kingdom of Hades who logged in with borrowed accounts is called "cleaning up". According to the existing text, we know that there are drawbacks to cleansing. When the souls of the remnants of the underworld are cleansed, the parasitized carriers will also die. 2. Organization ·Named Cangwu, related to Jiuyi Mountain (Chapter 28 of the guide, the organization is suspected to be in Jiuyi Mountain), and has existed for thousands of years. According to clues in the article, the organization has a close relationship with Shun Ho. Confront the remnants of the Kingdom of Hades. Once the remnants of the Kingdom of Hades are discovered, the authorities will be contacted to conduct a blockade and cleanup. ·There are many regulations within the organization. Guide to Chapter 24, under the secondary regulations, it is also divided into levels such as Tianzi and Dizi. ·Currently I don't know how the organization releases tasks to Zhou Yu. In Chapter 24, Zhou Yu had a brief conversation with him, and the "mission" itself denied that it was a "quantum program" or a "high-latitude system." Readers have no reason but can doubt the reliability of its self-denial. Zhou Yu judged that a living being was behind the scenes. Probably still female. ·There are elixirs, exercises and other resources in the organization. Can be redeemed with a certain amount of merit. Killing the remnants of the underworld can be exchanged for a corresponding amount of merit. 3. "The Qimen" mission Guiding the way Chapter 26, after Zhao Liangliang landed in the vest director, he told: The missions of the Qimen are similar, mostly to kill a few heavenly beings. There is reason to speculate that the people in heaven may be equivalent to the remnants of the underworld. (ps: Equivalent to the remnants of the Underworld, there are monsters, that is, the remnants of the ancient monster clan. Organization members can also exchange corresponding rewards for killing monsters.) The current mission of Zhou Yu's "Opener" is: Within seven days, find a Cangwu Key (also known as the Key of Cangwu) in the mission world, and kill the remnants of the Hades who block it. The death caused by the remnants of Hades to innocent mission participants will affect the evaluation of mission completion, which is called the "highest expected mission completion" In Chapter 22, a side mission appears: Take her home before the rape blossoms fall (temporarily identified as "she" is Wu Qingqing) This side mission can be extended out of the mission world and carried out in the real world. 4. Cultivation realm Hunmeng realm (the realm where Zhou Yu is currently), Dianxing realm, Xiaohan realm, Xiaju realm (according to the idiom "Xiaju soars" , it is determined that this realm is related to ascension), Mountain and sea realm (approximately the extreme of the human world)... 5. Information we still don't know How many regulations are there in the Cangwu organization? Which ones are there? "The Last Demon-Underworld War" (Guide to Chapter 30), what happened to the Demon-Underworld War? Why is it said that the human world stole the chicken in the last battle between demons and ghosts? The relationship between Xia Jianbai and the Ghost Foot Sect (Guide the Way Chapter 1) The identity of Zhou Yu - the text has revealed traces related to Emperor Shun, and Shun was also called Yu Shun. It is speculated that Zhou Yu's name also has a deep meaning. Why did the organization choose him? Related settings for the mysteries of gods and demons - will it only be digitized to xx% in the mission world, or will it be extended to the main world outside? The background settings include the kingdom of the underworld, the demon clan (the shy princess), the Cangwu organization, the old man with the beard (known as the dragon slayer)

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