My Life as a Cultivator

Wu Yong transmigrates while playing a text-based cultivation game. And then things take a very strange turn... [On a dark and windy night, you are born into an ordinary cultivation family. You are born with an intellectual disability. Flowers bloom everywhere as wind and rain rage, and your clanspeople all believe you are destined for great things.] “Hubby, the baby still doesn’t have a name.” “Let me think... Your surname is Li and mine is Wang. How about Zhao Daniu?” [Your name is Zhao Daniu. You have exceptional talent and an aloof personality. In pursuit of immortality, you begin your life of cultivation.] “Wait, that can’t be right!” Also known as: "You Shouldn’t Pick Random in a Game", "I Come with My Own Narration", "He’s Obviously Handsome, So Why Does He Always Turn His Back to People?", "My Parents Are the Biggest Obstacles on My Path to Immortality" (Spoof, brainless fun, invincible hero, cultivation)