I Can Steal Spells

"First came Pangu, then Heaven; and I, the Great One, stand before the Great Dao. With a wave of my hand, countless stars vanish; with a wisp of my aura, I suppress all realms. Refining the false into the true, I enter the Great Realm; in one lifetime, I prove the path to immortality. I scatter a hundred or so opportunities, bestowing them upon those with affinity." Simply type '666' below to receive a chance to ascend to immortality, plus a free time-travel opportunity!

Today was another day of life's lessons. I can't eat or sleep properly; that's probably the most accurate description of my current state. This week I'm on the day shift again. I passed by the newly opened cold dish stall downstairs, and stood there swallowing hard, but the exorbitant price of seven yuan for a duck neck mercilessly deterred me.

I haven't subscribed in a while; I only subscribed for the author, feeding them two votes a day, so I don't really have much time to read novels. As for why? I don't know. Maybe it's because I saw your new book at just the right time, and I just happened to feel like supporting an author, and I just happened to hope you become popular? Good luck!

Honestly, without an author, 99% of transmigrators who travel to a cultivation world would die. Their character is inadequate, they'd cause endless trouble, offending everyone, and acting like saints.

What do you think if the book title were changed to "The Heavenly Venerable Who Seizes the Law"? It would be more straightforward to say that I can seize magic.

"Madam, one tea egg, please." The previously noisy crowd suddenly fell silent, and those buying breakfast all wore expressions of shock. The proprietress hesitated slightly, but didn't delay, smiling gently: "Sir, please follow me." Then, amidst countless envious glances, I slowly walked forward. "I never expected someone so young to be able to eat tea eggs! They're truly young and accomplished!"

⊙∀⊙! Only one... Oh well, I'll keep it for now!

I've seen this author before, he's amazing! Don't believe me? Look: Great Summoning Spell, please highlight this!

Well, the book is pretty good, but it has one problem: it's too padded. For example, the part about taking revenge on the Zhao family—does it really need to be emphasized so much? Repeating it over and over again can be annoying.

There are so many funny moments. Even a Foundation Establishment cultivator can set up post-mortem tracking methods for his juniors. Wouldn't the cultivation world be too harmonious then?