Jing's Journey to the West

Tang Sheng: "Baihuaxiu, there's no future with the Yellow-Robed Monster. Haven't you heard? Hypocritical werewolves and lovesick women will always have tears to spare."

The Yellow-Robed Monster brandished his blade in fury. "Damn you, Tang Sheng! You lured my wife back to the Kingdom of Baixiang. What am I supposed to do now?!"

Tang Sheng: "You can sing along with me: one, two, three, four; two, two, three, four..."

A serious warning: this book has a warped worldview. If that's not your thing, don't read it.