The Bizarre Adventures of Naruto

Once upon a time there was a mountain, and there was an author in the mountain. I was washing my feet upstream, and you were taking a bath downstream! It's done, let's wash together! I don't know what else to say? I'm so panicked, I just want to be skinny! If the author can give me a good beating, I feel comfortable! 😌😌😌😌😌

Beer Bear: Kick and stare~~~~~Welcome to the first episode of "Konoha's Bizarre Adventure" extra segment "Ola Talk Show", where Ben Bear will host this segment together with this issue's special guest Mr. Hinata Miyuki. I'm so happy, isn't it, Mr. Miyuki. Yu Xing: Ahem, yes, it would be nice to have the opportunity to break the fourth wall and communicate with readers. By the way, our first step should be to announce the popularity voting list of this game, right? But are we actually doing a popularity voting session? Beer Bear: Yes. Yu Xing: Where? Beer Bear: In my heart, although I can't see it, I can feel the readers' love for the characters from their enthusiasm. Yuyuki: Is this the emperor's voting list? Then I will announce the popularity ranking of this first issue of the list. First of all, the first place is "Kaguya" with 7777 votes, the second place is "Hinata" with 4369 votes, the third place is "Bessie" with 2800 votes... Anyone after the fourth place has zero votes? No one cast any other roles at all? And what the hell is Bessie? ! ! ! ! ! ! Beer Bear: Other characters? Are there any other popular characters? How come I don't know? Miyuki: For example, the eldest young master of the Hyuga clan! Kaguya's master! Hinata-chan's older brother! I, the protagonist, am so useless! He's actually worse than a cauliflower head who only appeared in one chapter! Beer Bear: Ah, actually you still have a strong presence. Many readers have made comments about you. Yu Xing: Huh... That's great, what do you say about me? Beer Bear: For example, "This dead girl is so disgusting, please don't come and taint my little Tian Tian", and asked you when you can get a lunch and leave the show, and some people said that if you die miserably, I will give you a reward of 10,000 starting coins. Yu Xing: Are you all here to kill me? These readers really don't know what a protagonist is (tactical fallback). How can the protagonist be given this little money... Beer Bear: Wait a moment... I'm going to see if the starting point coin reward has been received. Yu Xing: Shocked! As the protagonist, I actually received my own death sentence in the extra chapter! And it looks very real! Beer Bear: You're kidding, how could you, as the protagonist, get lunch so easily. Yu Xing: That's it. Beer Bear: Your lifespan will be at least as long as that of the Third Hokage. He didn't receive a lunch box, so you definitely won't receive a lunch box. Of course, you might not receive a lunch box after he dies. Goyuki: Isn't the third generation's bento the one that will be revealed in the next chapter of the Chunin Examination! Could it be that I also died in the hands of Orochimaru? Beer Bear: Are you kidding, can Orochimaru's thing kill people? How could he, a great philanthropist, kill you? Yu Xing: So? Beer Bear: So you will die standing up with 267 stab wounds, 152 bullets, and 46 artillery shells. How about it, it looks like a very heroic death. Goyuki: Hinata Whitebeard? I am! Which of your words is true? Beer Bear: Of course it's not true. Is there something wrong with your brain? How can I write you to death? If I write you to death, wouldn't it be impossible to perform pleasurable torture? Yu Xing: Bastard... You can do whatever you like. I have no room to resist anyway. Beer Bear: Just kidding, this extra is actually written on a whim to celebrate the collection reaching the 5,000 mark, so just be happy. Yu Xing: Collect 5000? A lot? Beer Bear: Well, how should I put it? It took me 380 days to write my last fantasy book about a certain street-fighting devil. The total number of collections after the completion of 2 million words was 4623, but it only took me 20 days to write your book. The total number of collections at 120,000 words was 5000, which means the results were about 20 times better than the previous book. Yu Xing: Really, that means I am twenty times more powerful than your last protagonist? Beer Bear: That's not the case, because I think 4999 of the 5000 collections are all for Kaguya and Hinata. It doesn't seem to have much to do with you. No one would have any objections if you were replaced by a walking weed. Yu Xing: ... No, besides playing tricks, do you do anything else? Wouldn't it be good to read more books to enhance your literary literacy? Beer Bear: Do you think my literary quality is not good enough? Did you grow up watching the old man's "Hemingway and the Sea"? Yu Xing: Oh, obviously I saw you write "Kaguya Otsutsuki" as "Kaguya Otsutsuki", and then a reader caught you in the act, hung you up and slapped you in the face. It's pretty miserable for an author to be in your position. Beer Bear: … (Reaching out his hand to take out the phone from his crotch), hey, hey, are you the street devil? Have your four wives given birth? The vacation is over, come back soon for the second game, yes, yes, the protagonist of the second game has just been fired, Ben Xiong is going to throw it into the trash bin and delete it with one click. You should be more reliable and at least not complain about the author, so how about changing Konoha's Bizarre Adventure to you as the protagonist? Add four more harems for you? Okay, let's just say…huh? What's that sound over there? It sounded like a broken bone... The phone hung up. Beer Bear: What the hell, did your wife break your bones again? It doesn't matter anymore. And why are you shivering? Yu Xing:… No, I didn't say anything. Long live the Beer Bear and long live the author. Beer Bear: Hehehe, that's good to know. It's almost time. Let's end this extra episode with the familiar ending song. Yu Xing: Ending song? Is there such a thing? Beer Bear: Yes, the opening theme of this book is "Hinata Miyuki gave up thinking" and the ending theme is "Kaguya-chan and Hinata-chan's Lily Paradise". Yu Xing: Why do the opening and ending themes seem so different... Anyway, thank you very much for your support! Beer Bear: Yes, everyone should support him more, watch every day and lose one... Sorry, I accidentally spoiled it again. Yu Xing:…

Why is Hinata the heroine? This cp is a bit too much. If Hanabi is the heroine, she is better than Hinata.

I don't know why, but I don't like this "Hinata" less and less. Perhaps the image of Hinata in the original work is too profound. The "Hinata" in this book is like the fireworks bearing Hinata's name. There is always an awkward feeling when looking at her. It's like someone you know has been replaced by someone else. Although I can understand that it is possible to develop such a character in such a growing environment, I cannot accept it emotionally.                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           being constantly cheated by people other than the protagonist, emm, is a bit unpleasant. Don't say things like "Can the heroine's cheating be called cheating?" Almost all novels need a sense of substitution. I don't know what other people think. "A supporting character is treated like a pig's feet" is a bit uncomfortable. Apart from that, it is very good in other aspects. The first night I read this book, I didn't go to bed until two or three in the morning. The author's control of the plot and fighting scenes doesn't look like a novice's. Keep up the good work!

If you are writing about stand-ins, you should write more about this aspect. You will know all the things about Konoha by heart, so don't waste (water) the number of words... 😅

Speaking of which: Konoha is really a weird place that has always claimed the will of fire. Every time the major families fight, they have to be purged by Konoha. And if it weren't for the Hokage series of geniuses, they would either be killed or hidden. This is really the will of fire!

I suddenly had an idea. The Senju clan did not disappear, but broke into pieces and entered families and civilian homes. This can not only explain why the Senju disappeared, but also explain why there are more and more geniuses in Konoha! I'm a genius! 🤓

By the way, don't you think physical skills are not very good in the later stages? Kai is the only one who is interesting, and the Byakugan is extremely weak, and there is no way to compare it with the Tsangigan or anything like that. Apart from the Goldfinger stand-in, what can the protagonist use to compare with others in the future? Is it better to use the Eight Gates to fight against the Earth Blast Star, or to use the 360-degree Byakugan to fight Susanoo? There is no way out if you specialize in the Taijutsu Eye Technique. To put it bluntly, if the Byakugan cannot be upgraded to the bells and whistles of the Tenseigan, then there is no need to develop the Eye Technique.

Uh, why is the pig's trotter substitute so weak when it comes out, and yet it has to grow slowly. Sasuke, Naruto and their substitutes are at full level as soon as they appear. It feels like the combat effectiveness of the supporting characters is forcibly increased in the later stage. . . 🤤

Tell me loudly, how many floors can a bag of rice carry? 7