I Can Open the Skillbooks of Gods Across the Myriad Worlds

You roll your eyes. Your eyelids twitch, and your skill experience increases!

You stretch. Your back strength increases by 1, and your skill and strength experience increase!

You run with all your might, chased by Xiaotian Dog. Your back strength increases by 10086, your arm strength by 23333, and your leg strength by 44944. Your skill and strength experience increase dramatically!

You realize you’re still way too weak, so you pat the local Earth God’s little bald head. A book of immortal skills appears: Immortal Points the Way, Shrink the Earth to an Inch…

Unsatisfied, you pick at the Hong Kong foot of Huang Daxian, and another book of immortal skills appears: Three Parts Return to Origin Energy… Seven Parts Rely on Hard Work…

Now for the question on everyone’s mind: what are we having for dinner tonight?

No, wait. Which immortal are you going to torment tonight?

So you secretly pick up the epic weapon Zhangba Steel-Tipped… watermelon knife, and faithfully stand guard outside the Jade Emperor’s outhouse…

All right, I can’t keep making this up. Here, you write the rest!