The King of Basketball Memes

Is progress only possible through jokes? It should be set up so that effort leads to progress, but very slowly. Writing it this way, where the protagonist's efforts seem futile, feels a bit unsatisfying.

Keep it up! I believe in you. Here's a funny joke. A programmer asked Kobe Bryant, "Why are you so successful?" Kobe replied, "Do you know what Los Angeles looks like at 4 AM?" The programmer said, "Yes, I'm usually still coding at that time. Why?" Kobe stammered, "Uh..."

The Cavaliers will definitely not win the championship this season because LeBron James will not tolerate his teammates wearing the Finals MVP ring.

Hollywood dares to rip off Wall Street money so badly, and you, a basketball player, dare to invest in movies? Do you believe that even if a movie makes $200 million, it will still lose money and you won't get a single penny?

They killed the Spurs; I used to quite like them.

With the jokes and Morey incident, basketball-related writing is going to be tough; it's time to steal jokes from the football world. 😁

I'm particularly puzzled by one thing: if the opposing team commits a flagrant foul that causes us to lose, why doesn't our team retaliate with a flagrant foul in return? Then we can all stop playing and nobody can win.

I've never understood the rhythm of making movies. Are you following the same path as the rabbit grass? But the screen time is too short; you might as well skip over those three or five hoe strokes.

Couldn't they just cripple Garnett in the next game? He already has a bad reputation, so there's no pressure to take him down. No novel without a satisfying ending won't get any readers. If they cripple Garnett, it'd be much better if Kobe won the Finals.

Honestly, just because of Popovich, the author could rewrite the outline; the Spurs can't win a championship, even if it's just a novel.