A Journey Through the Great Classics

I'm just complaining about the introduction. If the masterpiece really becomes an online text, I might have to die. Although I like to read online articles, I know very well that online articles are born in response to readers' viewing**. This chapter caters to a wave of readers' calls, and the next chapter uses a popular meme, which is always for subscription. Not all but most of them, and the reason why famous books are famous is that they are still known to people after hundreds of years and give people nourishment. When the time comes, readers of online articles may feel baffled when they see these once-popular memes. In less than ten years, the once-popular little white articles have already been despised, and I don't know what pattern will become popular in the next ten years. Internet writing is fast. It is produced quickly and becomes outdated quickly. It lacks the sophistication of careful reading.

This author said that he has to sleep in during National Day and doesn't get up until six or seven o'clock every morning …

What a watermelon you are, no wonder there are so few updates. I actually saw that you liked me in other books. It turns out that you spent the time typing to read novels.

@🍉 {\__/} ( • - •) /つ 👙Author, put it on {\__/} ( • - •) /つ 💄Author, put it on {\__/} ( • - •) /つ 🎀Author, put it on {\__/} ( • - • ) /つ 👠Author, wear this again {\__/} ( • - •) /つ 👗Author, wear this again {\__/} ( • - •) /つ 🚺Author, if you finally walk into this, you will become popular The routine is copied by me, but it is true that I love to see you wearing women's clothes (=ω=)

The squid has extended its tentacles, checking in ٩( 'ω' )و

The author is a fujoshi, and the text is full of fujoshi and pornographic plots. 🤢

When I was taking inventory of the bookshelf recently, I suddenly discovered that this book was still lying on the top. I opened it and flipped through a few pages. I had something stuck in my heart, so I decided to finish it. I got into this trap 20 years ago. To be honest, if it weren't for the cover, I wouldn't have clicked in. When I opened this book, the skin of the watermelon made me slip. . "Poetic eyes are tired of the world", because he was too tired, he evolved into an old salted fish, an old and dishonest salted fish. The salty smell of this salted fish is really salty. As I read, I discovered that this classic book that made people sleepy was so interesting that it made me make pig noises (||๐_๐) in bed in the middle of the night. As I read, I suddenly discovered that this book was not just a sand sculpture, it had a knife! ! ! ! ! ! The knife made my saliva come out of my eyes. When I saw the ending, I seemed to feel that something was missing. What was it? Give it a second brush. When the second brush came over, I felt more and more frightened. When the protagonist's tears fell, when she hugged the watermelon, when a hundred thousand curly hairs wailed, when Katyusha suddenly sounded on the battlefield, when Zhou Yu disappeared, when the squid girl became the king, when the prince of Monte Cristo took his daughter After walking away, when Milady appeared on the bishop's grave, when the slave of fate opened the lock, when the shameful president disappeared again... All the laughter turned into emotion, tears fell, and I cried, and I laughed again because of certain words. Really, when someone laughs about this book, the watermelon tastes sweet. As he eats, someone walks by with salted fish, and his mouth is salty. Thank you for the laughter and touch that the tour of classics gave me. Two years later, I hope you will never grow old! ps: It was originally supposed to be released on May 21. . But I don't have time, so I came here first. I wish Guagua better and better!

There is no limit to the format, priority will be given to those who look interesting.

Hey hey hey, die-hard fans of air-conditioned squid and fake fans of watermelon come to report.

I quit after reading a few chapters. I wanted to say something, but then I saw it in the light novel category and everything made sense.