The Mask’s Infinite Readings

[Note: A Bleach fanfic, not Kamen Rider.]

Shi Cangyuan: Yhwach, I hear you’re all-knowing and all-powerful?

Yhwach: Yes.

Shi Cangyuan: Then can you cook? Do the laundry? Mop the floor?

Yhwach: ...

Shi Cangyuan: If you can’t even do the housework, how can you call yourself all-knowing and all-powerful?

Yhwach: ...

Shi Cangyuan: This world is a huge database. Everyone has data stored in it, things like save files. As long as I touch you, I can read your memories. I can even read a Soul Reaper’s Shikai and Bankai, as well as your abilities as a Quincy. More importantly, I can read your fatal weaknesses and your way of thinking. No one can lie to their own heart, so no one can survive my blade. Heh, you thought I was joking, didn’t you? That’s what you were thinking just now, right? Strange, isn’t it? Because I think I touched you during our fight just now.