Fake Orthodox Paladin

Nick aspires to become an orthodox paladin, but he can't seem to take off his apprenticeship... "I stopped a conspiracy!" "But you also demolished two temples." "... I destroyed the magic door!" "But please explain what this has to do with you stealing the Scepter of Light?" "Oh, that. I accidentally broke it when I destroyed the magic door." "..." "At least... I have served the Lord of Holy Light for so many years..." "No, no, no, you think I don't know about you spitting on the holy statue?" "..." Well, he'd better be his trainee...