What You Cultivated May Be a Fake Immortality

My deskmate, you said you are cultivating immortality? Can you teach me~ … Your useless cultivation technique can only lead to immortality. It cannot strengthen the body and has no magical powers. You have become a god and are still like ordinary people. You can't be pretentious. Is it interesting to live for such a long time? You may be practicing fake immortality╮(•́ω•̀)╭