The Krypton Gold Game in Another World Still Cannot Be Stopped

The collapse of the human body - the Mountain of Women's Clothes is a treasure of human nature developed by the Burning Demon God Studio. It is specially prepared for all the cross-dressing bosses (Afu, Dion...). Once used, the human body will literally collapse. There will be a large number of cross-dressing bosses in history. The reproduction of human beings will be greatly affected. In this way, the destruction of the human body and the extinction of mankind will be just around the corner!

A joyful adventure to solve the conspiracy, "Hunxiao Tianya" joins hands with the brothers to break the world of sword and magic! I have been fattened, please support me.

Classic jokes, a must-read for everyone! In the last issue, we talked about the origin of the joker. In this issue, let's tell the story about the joker! These include the various difficulties encountered by jokers in advertising. Everyone who reads books knows that there are great gods at Qidian, medium gods and minor gods everywhere. However, as a new author at Qidian, whether it is in terms of relationships, reader resources, or editor's love, he can never be compared with authors of these levels. Therefore, the only advantage a newcomer has at the starting point is to write jokes and advertise! During the promotion, I brought unnecessary trouble to many book review sections, and also added a lot of trouble to the work of many moderators. Although I was criticized by many readers, I remained calm and continued to promote my works. Because I know one characteristic, my jokes bring laughter to many book review sections, and also bring the dawn of hope to many people who are in despair in life. Now, let me tell you a true story. That day, I still insisted on typing for an hour every day. When I was getting ready to take a shower, my writer assistant reminded me that a strange book friend gave me a direct reward of 10,000 starting coins, (that is, one hundred yuan) Immediately afterwards, a friend notification was uploaded on QQ. The content was as follows: "Hello, I am a junior high school student. Seeing your jokes makes me full of great yearning for the future." At that time, I touched the tip of my nose and thought for a moment, could it be that my jokes could encourage him so much? Out of curiosity, I agreed to his request to be a friend, and we quickly started chatting on QQ. During the exchange, I quickly learned that he was a junior high school student who had just completed the high school entrance examination. He was originally full of confidence in his future. However, during the high school entrance examination, he failed to perform at his best, resulting in him only being admitted to a mediocre high school in the city. His family kept scolding him, and his teachers also felt sorry for him. He also failed to get into the ideal high school with his classmates. At that time, he was very depressed. He was downcast every day, without any fighting spirit, as if he had lost his soul. At that time, he confided in me that he even wanted to commit suicide to escape the cruel pressure of reality. But when he accidentally glanced at my jokes and saw everything I went through in writing a book, including having 15 accounts blocked by Qidian customer service, he felt that it didn't seem to matter if he missed the ideal high school in the high school entrance examination. In this way, he regained his fighting spirit and had endless hope for the future. Many friends may think that I made this up casually. After all, what writers are best at is making things out of nothing. Regarding this, I just want to tell you that it is up to you whether you believe it or not. "Poets deserve to be cherished, painters deserve to be loved, doctors deserve to be passed down, and farmers deserve to be praised." What I want to say is, "Joker players deserve respect!" "Guwu Tianjie" is updated five times a day, author; Dreaming about the sunset! But not hydrology! Due to the limited update time, I can only update the jokes once every Tuesday. Friends who like to read jokes, please look forward to next Tuesday! By the way, please support the book "Guwu Tianjie", 12k updates per day! ! !

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1. Yesterday I met my best friend whom I haven't seen for a long time. The first thing she said when she saw me was: Why have you become ugly again? I fired back angrily: "You f*cking stole my lines again!" 2. I was walking on the road holding a big wrench. Pol. Ice asked me: What are you doing with such a big wrench? Me: These are my tools, I'm a repairman! Pol. Ice: Repair or something? Me: Fix whoever you don't like! 3. The woman has been feeling nauseous and vomiting recently. She suspected that she was pregnant, so she went to the hospital for a check-up. When she handed the medical check-up report to the doctor, she felt uneasy. Doctor: "How old are you?" Woman: "22!" Doctor: "Are you married?" Woman: "No!" Doctor: "So do you have a boyfriend?" Woman: "No! If you have anything to say, just say it. I can handle it!" Doctor: "Then I'll be honest, do you want to make an appointment tonight?" 4. After taking a shower, the girl stood in front of me with a towel around her, and asked charmingly: "If your ex-girlfriend and I are standing here now, who do you think is beautiful?" I masturbated for a few seconds and immediately realized that I was wrong, but the girl slapped me all over my face: "You still dare to think about it!? You still dare to think about it!?" 5. The company's human resources director asked the recruitment specialist to recruit a hiring manager. Because the issue of welfare leave was not explained clearly, the hiring manager found out that he had been deceived after joining the company. . . Then he fired the specialist responsible for recruiting him. . . (Let me tell you the truth. I am a new author from Qidian. I have been on the Qidian platform for a long time. During the days of writing books, I encountered many things. I silently endured that kind of isolation and loneliness while creating. After writing my hard-earned work, there is no need for any readers to read it. I know that feeling, so on the recommendation of my friends in the industry, I chose to advertise in other authors' book review areas. When I advertise, I have to be blocked by Qidian customer service. I currently have fifteen accounts and have been banned by Qidian for advertising, but even so, I still choose to promote my works everywhere.) "Guwu Tianjie" This is my work, the author is "Dream Sunset." If you want to help newcomers, you might as well step down and click on my work. The works are updated five times a day, please support me.

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