The Strongest Second Senior Brother Across the Myriad Realms

My new book, My Genesis Plan, is out. It’s a story about a Creator leading all of humanity toward evolution! What sparks will fly when fantasy collides with reality? Five hundred years ago, a god told me that if I accompanied a bald man on a journey west, I could rekindle my old romance with Chang’e. I believed him and made that laughable, tragic journey to retrieve the scriptures. Five hundred years later, I became a Buddha, and you told me: “Buddhas know no love.” I cried. I went to wake that monkey and asked him to join me in wreaking havoc in Heaven. You said, “Amitabha. Buddhas are compassionate.” I went to complain to that bald monk: “Your disciple is being bullied.” You said, “Amitabha. All living beings are equal.” I went to tell that simple-minded fool to confess his love to the Queen Mother’s maid, and you said, “Amitabha. Form is emptiness.” I was furious. I slew demons and vanquished monsters, only to be harmed by the Buddhas and gods. You laughed as my soul scattered, but my two souls reunited, and I was reborn into this world!