At first sight, he fell for the adorable little girl.
At second sight, he thought her mother was such fun.
At third sight, he decided to bring the mother and daughter under his wing.
At first sight, she thought the man was no ordinary person.
At second sight, she was sure he would make a good father.
At third sight, she agreed to marry him and rode off in the bridal sedan chair with her daughter.
One was the lowly illegitimate daughter of the Grand Tutor's household, a notorious fallen woman with a little burden in tow.
The other was the most noble legitimate son of the Phoenix Dynasty, the dream husband of countless young women, who had reached twenty and yet had neither a wife nor a child.
Their status could not have been more different, and no one thought their marriage would work. And yet...
They lived happily and prosperously all the same:
Her man, his reactions:
A childhood sweetheart comes calling?
One simple word: Get lost!
The child's biological father shows up?
A long-legged kick: Why don't you go die!
The Defender General wants to take her far away from this troubled place?
He flies into a rage: Do you think I'm dead, Sixth Prince?
His woman, her response:
Three concubines in the household?
A calm smile: What does that have to do with me?
His subordinates send him ten beauties?
She blinks her innocent eyes: Why are you handing them to me?
A princess from a neighboring kingdom insists on marrying him?
She packs her things: Then marry her! I'll gladly give up my place as principal wife.
In the end, the prince loses his temper: Why can't you show your feelings, woman?
In the end, the princess is exasperated: Why do you insist on making me furious?
Scene One:
“My darling, I got the better of that old geezer at court again today. It felt so good! Hahaha!”
“...”
“Why aren't you saying anything?”
“Congratulations, Your Highness. My congratulations to Your Highness. Your Highness is mighty, invincible under heaven, and may Your Highness live for a thousand years, a thousand years, a thousand thousand years.”
“...”
Scene Two:
“My darling, I gave in to my beastly urges today and killed your dog to serve at a banquet.”
“Oh.”
“Don't you have anything else to say?”
“No.”
“Why not? That dog had been with you and Qing'er for five years!”
“First, it was just an animal, an old animal already waiting to die. By killing it, Your Highness helped it find release sooner. Second, it belonged to me, and everything of mine belongs to Your Highness. What Your Highness chooses to do with your own things is none of my concern. Third, you are a prince high above the rest. If sacrificing one little dog's life makes you happy, what's the big deal? Fourth...”
“Guards, give the princess her dog back!”
Scene Three:
“My darling, my elder brother likes our daughter and wants to betroth her to the crown prince.”
“No.”
“Why not?”
“Marriage between close relatives within three generations is forbidden.”
“I don't understand what you're saying. But I've already agreed to my brother's request. The imperial decree will be here any moment.”
“...”
“My darling?”
“You son of a bitch!”
“Huh? Darling, you... you spoke!”
“You son of a bitch! Just because the tiger hasn't roared, you think I'm a sick cat? Give me back my daughter's right to choose whom she marries, right now!”
P.S. This story is exaggerated, ridiculous, and completely nonsensical, with one absurd twist after another. It's not a normal story, a meaningful story, or a sophisticated story. If you're looking for serious drama, please move along.
Recommended ongoing story by Xiao Cha:
“Wicked Young Master, Get Down!” http://read.xxsy.net/info/370406.html
A young gang leader transmigrates into the youngest daughter of the Grand Tutor and marries the only son of a royal merchant. She overwhelms him with her boldness, drags her husband along to eat, drink, gamble, and enjoy life, and somehow transforms the wicked young master into the finest specimen among scoundrels.
Completed stories by Xiao Cha:
“Over-the-Hill Empress” http://read.xxsy.net/info/306431.html
An international supermodel transmigrates into an older, worn-out wife and uses unconventional methods to win back her emperor husband's heart.
“The Alluring Sister of the Cool CEO” http://read.xxsy.net/info/287697.html
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The Foolish Prince's Beloved
Rogue Husband, Get Down!
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The Empress in Her Golden Years
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The Wicked Sister Takes Her Brother to Join the Army and Becomes the Whole Compound’s Favorite
The Prosperous Era's Beloved Fields: The Viperous Farmer Girl
Transmigrating to the Countryside to Raise Children
The Nation's Beloved Daughter
Jade Cuisine and Brocade Medicine
A Wife’s Might
EN
My Beast Taming Starts from Zero
Love in One Heart, Played on the Zither
The Divorced Wife Lives Freely
Quick Transmigration: I Just Want to Farm
A Song Dynasty Life Consultant
A Battle Among Noble Daughters
Blessings to Come
The Divorced Woman's Wonderful New Life