Novels like The Immortal Fate of the Mystic Umbrella
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- 101 The Industrial Revolution of the Ming Dynasty 大明的工业革命 A triple PhD in mathematics, physics, and chemistry returned to the Chongzhen era. The Ming dynasty had barely a decade left before its fall. The steam engine, the spinning jenny, steamships, breech-loading rifles... An Industrial Revolution began to unfold across the Ming dynasty, step by step. 0Votes179.6kRecs307.9kFans
- 102 I Walk Through the Abyssal World 我行走在深渊世界 [Original scenarios, infinite-flow mind games] [Plenty to read, and it won't end badly] A plane bound for a foreign country became the beginning of Yin Tianming's nightmare. "Once you step in here, don't even think about getting out," said a senior who had been here for who knew how long. Emaciated and pitch-black in the face, he looked as if he had wandered through the abyss. The eerie, ever-changing missions left countless people lost in a bewildering maze. Yin Tianming has to escape this plac 0Votes24.2kRecs11.9kFans
- 103 Beast Taming: Let the Players Turn the World Upside Down 御兽：让玩家来颠覆世界 Yan Hua spent nine years climbing the ladder at Qinghua Junior Academy. After inheriting the academy in the depths of grief, he finally saw the game System in his mind finish loading. Could this game’s world actually be the otherworld he lived in? The companions selected from Blue Star reshaped their bodies according to their own will. They gained contract spaces too, and their souls crossed over to this world, where they became students at the academy. The System quietly issued a quest: success 0Votes1.5kRecs5.8kFans
- 104 The Age of Global Hauntings 全球诡时代 My name is Zhang Zhiwei. I'm an ordinary man, and not a particularly successful transmigrator. In this strange world, I'm pursuing supernatural power. 0Votes286Recs0Fans
- 105 The Supernatural Research Society 超自然灵异研究社 Jiang Haochen has been able to connect the worlds of the living and the dead since childhood. No matter how vicious a ghost may be, it takes only a few strokes to record its story in the Soul Register. To help a ghost move on, you must first resolve the knot in its heart. The Supernatural Research Society is just such a place. It doesn't rescue the living from hardship, but helps souls cross over. Countless tormented spirits linger in the mortal world, unable to leave. They've forgotten their pa 0Votes60.6kRecs0Fans
- 106 The Brocade-Clad Top Scholar 锦衣状元 In the tenth year of the Zhengde reign, in Anlu, Huguang. Zhu Hao transmigrates into a noble family of the Embroidered Uniform Guard. With his wits, he earns a place in Prince Xing's household and saves Zhu Houcong three times. He becomes the future Jiajing Emperor's benefactor, closest friend, classmate, and teacher all at once. He also earns the titles of provincial, metropolitan, and palace examination champion, and has a loyal band of followers, including Lu Bing, commander of the Embroidere 0Votes119kRecs191kFans
- 107 Martial Arts? I Don’t Know Any, I Only Know Thunder Magic 国术？贫道不会，我只会雷法 Qin Hao transmigrates to a parallel world, never expecting to inherit the position of the current Celestial Master of the Celestial Master's Mansion on Mount Qingyun. Clad in purple robes, he takes the helm of the Taoist sect. Bound to the Super God Celestial Master System, he earns a different reward each day by completing its assigned task. Organize the Taoist scriptures, and receive the reward [Taiping Five Qi Art]! Clean the main hall, and receive the reward [Innate Golden Light Incantation] 0Votes55.6kRecs609.1kFans
- 108 The Immortal of Great Li 大离长生仙 Good news: no more being worked like a beast! He's transmigrated! This is a world where martial arts flourish, and a grandmaster can split a river with one finger! Bad news: he's become the heir to a marquis! A martial arts washout! His father is the emperor's blade! And from the start, he's kidnapped by a fox demon! (Any resemblance to real life is purely coincidental!!!) 0Votes8.7kRecs130.9kFans
- 109 The Lethal Arsenal 致命武库 Ascend through suffixes and forge an armory. With an ordinary body, strive for an extraordinary path. First instance: In a chaotic age where human lives are worth less than grass, with a blade in hand, dare to make Heaven open its eyes! Second instance: Wolf smoke drifts across the desert at sunset, as a lone figure cuts down demons. Third instance: Heaven and Earth have no limits. Borrow the power of the cosmos. Open the eye in your palm, and lightning strikes, annihilating spirits and gods. .. 0Votes11.7kRecs131kFans
- 110 The 90s: The Reborn Lucky Beauty Gets Rich 九零：锦鲤美人重生年代暴富了 [Fast-paced plot * power-ups * face-slapping * getting rich * older-sister type heroine * younger puppy-like male lead] Yi Congxin is reborn in a small mountain village in the 1990s. Starting with not even a roof over her head, she tears down scum, delivers face-slapping comeuppances, and powers up all the way. She never gives up on growth or hard work, carving out a path of her own to rise against the odds. Who says elders and seniors must always be treated with respect? -- Yi Congxin: Freaki 0Votes3.3kRecs2.1kFans
- 111 The Vanishing Magic Ring 消逝的魔环 As a renowned game developer, Chu Qiancheng has an endless thirst for inspiration. But he never imagined that the creative inspiration he took such pride in came from the dark adventures he would personally experience five hundred years in the future. The game series he poured his heart and soul into creating depicts the fate people will face five hundred years from now. When the Demon Ring disappears and dreams meet reality, how will he create a miracle? This novel has a simple leveling system, 0Votes58.6kRecs120.3kFans
- 112 A Carefree Life in Hongwu's Reign 混在洪武当咸鱼 After transmigrating to the end of the Hongwu reign, the unambitious Zhu Yuntong declared that being a carefree prince sounded great. Soldiers, money, and a bit of farmland: the perfect life of taking it easy. But there's this rotten old man who's a real piece of work. He makes me study this and that all day, and he's always dangling promises in front of me, saying I'll take over when he retires. As if! I haven't even taken over the reins of socialism. Do you really think I'd believe your nonsen 4Votes85.5kRecs426.2kFans
- 113 The Space-Time Fleet: Echoes of the Pacific 时空舰队之太平洋的回响 New book: Pacific: My Backyard Is a Naval Port is now out. New and returning readers are welcome! History may be forgotten, but it should not be mocked. This is a Pacific War fan novel. The early pacing will be fairly slow as I lay as much groundwork as possible. The protagonist's soul transmigrates into Fletcher, an aircraft carrier commander in the Pacific Fleet. There is no System and no golden finger. The story will go from Pearl Harbor to the Philippines, then Midway, Guadalcanal, Rabaul, a 0Votes5.8kRecs18.8kFans
- 114 EN Awakening the Mastery Panel 开局爆出熟练度面板 (New novel: A Fake Practitioner Trains into a Real Immortal. The most ancient myths of heaven and earth return to the world once more. Countless spaces slowly begin to intertwine, and the hidden side of the world quietly emerges. Cultivators preach that the flesh is frail, but the spirit is eternal. Martial artists display their mighty bodies, believing that none can stand against them. Watching the world change, Lu Ren takes a somewhat panicked breath. “Ding! After br 0Votes47.7kRecs255.1kFans
- 115 I’m Really Not Weak 我真的不虚啊 Chen Che transmigrated into an eerie cultivation world with an overdrive cheat. Every time he entered overdrive, his body suffered some kind of discomfort. His cultivation speed increased, but he coughed weakly. His martial arts comprehension improved, but his arms swelled and reddened. His supernatural abilities advanced faster, but his head throbbed with unbearable pain. … With a cheat at his disposal, Chen Che appeared sickly and chose to cultivate in secret. Then came the first year of the D 0Votes32.2kRecs279.9kFans
- 116 EN The Ascended 仙者 With an incense burner in hand, he lights a stick of incense. As its smoke curls into the air, in that instant, his divine sense reaches through heaven and earth, and every shackle in the world vanishes into nothingness. That is what it means to be an immortal. 22Votes8.4MRecs1.3MFans
- 117 The Age of Evil Spirits 恶诡时代 A pair of evil hands shrouds the world. A strange ritual raises its curtain, while crows bearing tidings of death spread their wings and soar. Laughter and cheers ring out from the circus, while the forest mist conceals the truth of immortality. A desolate dream mutters to itself, the cities on the frontier are peaceful and tranquil, and an inverted clock proclaims the uncanny. The machines roar with steam, but what lies hidden within them remains unknown. The prelude to the age will eventually 0Votes10.8kRecs29.6kFans
- 118 Starting Out as a Slime 开局史莱姆 Lord Fantasy Paradise, how did I get reborn as a cute slime king? And why is my beginner world One-Punch Man?! Upcoming worlds: Naruto (Konoha), One Piece, Dungeon Fighter Online (DNF), Marvel (Avengers), League of Legends (LOL), Slime King... [An easygoing, everyday-life adventure through infinite anime worlds in the space of the Lord God.] The Slime King evolves without end in an endless reincarnation paradise. 0Votes9.9kRecs32.6kFans
- 119 One Piece: A Cultivator Pretending to Be a Devil Fruit User 海贼王：当修仙者伪装成能力者 (Original title: The Pirate King: Blood Emperor) Lang Xiaoming, an ordinary archaeology PhD who grew up in a modern socialist society, never imagined that simply following his advisor into a tomb would lead him to stumble upon two Mahayana cultivators battling from afar! Caught in the crossfire, he falls into the world of the Pirate King, bringing with him all the belongings of another unlucky immortal cultivator. What? I transmigrated? What? I even transmigrated to the world of the Pirate King? 45Votes5.1kRecs14.9kFans
- 120 My Pokémon Is Super-Powered Water 我的精灵超能水 [The most poisonous novel of 2019: the only Pokémon Adventures fan fiction] "I'll clobber you, you Psychic-Water type!" But Chu Yue, a transmigrator, became the leading expert in Psychic-Water types. A friendly warning: everyone who reads this book gets poisoned. Every single one of them. Search using this key phrase: In the second half of this year, the Chinese-American co-produced Pokemon, Pokemon, Pokemon, and Pokémon series will officially begin production. Revisit traditional Pokemon storie 0Votes9.1kRecs12.3kFans
- 121 EN I Have a Two-World Seal 我有一枚两界印 A jade seal lets Lu Zheng transmigrate freely to another world. At first, he thinks it is an utterly ordinary ancient world. With no great ambitions, he plans to become a carefree traveling merchant, enjoy the life of a wealthy man, find a few lovely companions to keep him company, and spend his plain, dull days eating and wandering around. Until... he gives a meal to the beggar at his door, and the jade seal gains a few strands of fortune... Fox women come by day, alluring ghosts visit by night 2Votes406.2kRecs663.3kFans
- 122 Joining the Dao 合道 The path of divine cultivation is elusive and ethereal, mysterious and unfathomable; the path of qi refinement stands above the world, keeping watch over the realm; martial arts flourish across the land as warriors vie for supremacy; demonic sects and wicked factions lurk in the shadows, waiting for a chance to sow chaos. A great calamity is approaching. The realm is growing ever more chaotic, and heroes rise up everywhere. Qin Ziling is reborn in the body of a poor young man from a remote count 0Votes536.6kRecs451.1kFans
- 123 The World of Source Gifts 源赋世界 Origin Gift Perception: your own personal understanding of the world. How you make sense of the world, your personal standards of judgment, and the way you see things. Your Origin Gift Perception directly determines the result of your Origin Power Rebirth: your Origin Gift. Different Origin Gifts have different powers and functions. The clearer and steadier your Origin Gift Perception is, the more fully your Origin Gift can unleash its innate power. Conversely, once your Origin Gift Perception b 0Votes2.5MRecs436.6kFans
- 124 EN The Unrivaled Ancient Sacred Body 开局签到荒古圣体 [No good-for-nothing protagonist, no bootlicking, prodigies vie for supremacy in a thrilling, invincible power fantasy] Jun Xiaoyao transmigrates to a fantasy world and becomes the Divine Son of an Ancient Desolate clan. Backed by an invincible family and blessed with astonishing talent, he also gains a sign-in System and starts by signing in to obtain a fully matured Ancient Desolate Sacred Body. Sign in at the Mount Tai Ancient Stele and receive a six-star reward: the Divine Elephant Suppressi 46Votes429.5kRecs6.2MFans
- 125 The Immortal Path to Longevity 凡人之长生仙道 (The influence of the Dao Ancestors in the Immortal Realm arc is not a concern early on. It will be reasonably explained later!) After transmigrating into the world of "A Record of a Mortal's Journey to Immortality", can you become a revered Celestial Lord who saves the suffering and wins the admiration of countless people without the Little Green Bottle? No problem. Han Li has his cheat to cultivate immortality, and I, Ye Changsheng, 0Votes60.6kRecs237.3kFans
- 126 Ling Cage: What’s So Bad About Being a Casual Player? 灵笼：休闲玩家有什么坏心眼 [This novel is based on the world of Ling Cage and is the only officially supported novel.] Chen Qian, a veteran gamer who retired in glory at the age of twenty-five, returned to the game and took on all sorts of trivial side jobs. For example... suppressing an AI? Raising the Flame Queen? Purging hostile forces? Enslaving Devourers? Developing weapons for large-scale spirit explosions? Interstellar grave robbing? Destroying alien civilizations? Is it hard work? Oh, it's not too bad. I can still 0Votes424.8kRecs385.9kFans
- 127 The Holy Master's Journey Through the Worlds 圣主的世界之旅 Help! I've become the Sacred Dragon from Jackie Chan Adventures, the one hanging on the wall, and Uncle and Dad are about to come after me. What should I do? Huh? You want to know how I became the Sacred Dragon? That's not important. The real question is, how can I, the villain, survive? New book: Why Does Everyone Think I'm a Lucky Star? (If you're interested, go check it out!) 0Votes199.3kRecs216.6kFans
- 128 I Specialize in Killing Protagonists 我专杀主角 This is a story about the unknown; But its beginning stems from the mutual slaughter of countless protagonists. Is it a hunting ground, a game, a realm of apostles, or perhaps merely a chessboard in some lower dimension? Yiwans says: This entire work is independently original and handwritten. If anything seems similar, count it as copying me. 0Votes2MRecs246.2kFans
- 129 My Techniques Level Up Without Limit 我的功法无限提升 [Simplifying Extreme Mountain Breathing Technique... Simplification successful... Extreme Mountain Breathing Technique → Breathing!] Chen Fei took a deep breath. [Extreme Mountain Breathing Technique experience +1] Chen Fei: “...” 71Votes5.5MRecs1.3MFans
- 130 Our Champion 我们的冠军 Love demands the right approach. Who among us wants to pour our heart and soul into something only to find that the more we chase it, the farther away it gets? Let’s journey together from school football to the professional pitch, chasing our championship dream. Among us are adults who say, “Football has beaten me a thousand times, but I still love it like my first love”; a coach who believes, “If you can’t beat them, join them. Whoever I join disbands”; a sports medicine master’s graduate with 0Votes40.1kRecs83.8kFans
- 131 From Arms Dealer to King of War 从军火商到战争之王 A magical “all-purpose toolbox” drew Qiao Jia into the arms trade. The turbulent, unpredictable world gradually changed his goals... “Sir, how did you get to where you are today?” “I don’t know. At first, I just wanted to make some money, buy a house, and get married. But little by little, more and more people came into my life, and my goals began to change.” “And what’s your goal now?” “Now, I just want to take my crew and retire in peace. Really!” 32Votes618kRecs854.9kFans
- 132 The Dawn Watcher 曙光守望者 To walk along the edge is to tread on thin ice; A divine scion straddles the line between hell and heaven, yet watches over the world of civilized people. In these dark years of invasion, he may fall, he may die, but he will never submit! [Though I dwell in darkness, my heart still yearns for the light...] [Note: If you're looking for a meaningful book, this one certainly won't disappoint! In this vast sea of people, fate has brought us together. Why not take your time, quiet your mind, and savo 0Votes4.3kRecs2.5kFans
- 133 Longevity Martial Arts: Starting with the Five Animal Health Fist 长生武道：从五禽养生拳开始 Su Chang Kong woke up one day in a world ravaged by war and overrun by demons. His aptitude for martial arts was mediocre, but he discovered that as long as his [Lifespan] increased, his talent and potential could also improve [Infinitely]! Five-Animal Frolics: Mimic the tiger, deer, bear, ape, and bird. Practice it to strengthen your body, sharpen your reflexes, and ward off all illness! Turtle-Breathing True Meditation: A breathing art modeled on the thousand-year-old turtle. Breathe deeply an 1Votes177.8kRecs949.4kFans
- 134 Seizing Wei 执魏 The division between Hu and Han, the national grudges and family feuds from before the Jin dynasty: north and south made no distinction. The Hu and Han peoples mingled, ushering in the great age of the Tang. The Northern and Southern Dynasties: did they begin with the Hu and end with the Han? No! Did they begin with the Hu and end with the Hu? Not that either! They began with the Hu and ended with a man who was neither Hu nor Han, yet both Hu and Han: Yang Jian. In 424 AD, a man from a later age 0Votes10.7kRecs20.2kFans
- 135 EN Just Became a Celestial God, and My Descendants Beg Me to Leave the Mountain 刚成仙神，子孙求我出山 Reborn as the first crown prince of the Jing Dynasty, Jiang Changsheng was switched at birth by a villain and sent to a monastery, where he became an ordinary young Daoist. From crown prince to an obscure Daoist, his life had taken a sharp turn for the worse. Fortunately, Jiang Changsheng awakened a Survival System with an unlimited lifespan. As long as he survived the trials of life, he would receive survival rewards. He nearly died when a senior disciple accidentally struck him while practicin 0Votes236.3kRecs1.2MFans
- 136 Mythic Card Master 神话制卡师 Standing before you is Mythic Card Maker, president of the [Heavenly Palace] club, founder of the [Netherworld] project, pioneer of the Immortal-and-God Faith card school, and grandmaster of the Folk Customs series… … Ji Nian transmigrated into a world of cards and became a rookie apprentice card maker. By chance, he discovered that the world’s knowledge of mythology had long since vanished. From the start, he was caught in the path of ghost soldiers crossing over. To protect himself, he wasted 0Votes78.7kRecs683.6kFans
- 137 EN Hate-Magnet Physique: Starting Cultivation in the Wasteland 招黑体质开局修行在废土 I transmigrated to the wasteland, and as usual, I'm an orphan. What should I do? First, I have to survive, but that's not easy. Once I've got enough to eat and wear, I should start thinking... Ahem, I should think about how to get stronger. That's even harder. As Qu Jianlei gradually grew stronger, he made an unexpected discovery: this wasteland... wasn't the wasteland he'd imagined! 14Votes3.4MRecs643.9kFans
- 138 Reborn: Ten Years Against the Current 重生之逆流十年 “Don’t listen to the rain beating through the trees. Why not whistle and stroll at your own pace?” Time flows backward, the tide surges back. I stand once more at the crossroads of life. Xu Xing stands there for a long while, hands in his pockets. He lets out a carefree whistle and sets off on a new journey “Looking back at the bleak place I’ve just passed, I return. No rain, no shine.” .. 3Votes115.1kRecs546kFans
- 139 My Big Brother Is Zhu Youxiao 家兄朱由校 In 1620, the Ming Dynasty changed emperors three times, while the iron-headed Nurhaci was still locked in a fierce struggle with Xiong Tingbi over Shenyang. The finest troops on the East Asian battlefield, the White-Pole Soldiers and Qi Family Army, had only just set off north. The situation was still favorable. Lu Xiangsheng was buried in his books, while Sun Chuanting was still a humble county magis 6Votes82.5kRecs383.3kFans
- 140 Dr. Chen, Don’t Be a Coward! 陈医生，别怂！ [Ding! You've received a malicious complaint from a patient. System compensation reward granted!] If you had a Bad Review Compensation System, what kind of person would you choose to be?! Chen Nan chooses to be a good person. Someone who dares to tell the truth. Someone honest and upright. Someone who fears no powerful authority. Someone who never compromises. Someone who refuses to back down in this age of chaos! Those who gather firewood for the people must not be left to freeze in the snow! T 0Votes380.1kRecs916.5kFans
- 141 Shadows in the Mist 迷踪谍影 “Don't lie to me. I can smell the spy on you.”, Meng Shaoyuan. A microexpression expert, he is certain that he can change a great many things. 33Votes554.2kRecs351.7kFans
- 142 EN The Great Gene Era 基因大时代 Clairaudience and far-sight have both been achieved through science. But what about the seventy-two transformations? Some say the end of science is mythology. Then what lies at the end of genetic evolution? The answer is all in this book. “Old Tang, which direction is the speed-related genetic locus you activated?” The question left Tang Ting looking utterly gloomy. “It’s... hand speed...” Xu Tui stared at him, dumbfounded. Hand speed... The teacher said the more you use a part of your body, the 3Votes509.8kRecs1.1MFans
- 143 This Movie Star Wants More Money 这个影帝要加钱 Transmigrating from the Ming dynasty to the year 2000, Ding Xiu can only live a different kind of life this time around. Director: I hear you're good in a fight. I have a role I'd like you to take. It's very difficult. Ding Xiu: Pay me more and it's fine. Director: Actually, I'm hiring you just as insurance. We may not even need you. Ding Xiu: That's not my concern. If you hire me, you have to pay me. Not a single penny less... P.S. New book: The Unscientific Movie Emperor. Feel free to check it 0Votes226kRecs851.8kFans
- 144 Beast Tamer Evolution Merchant 御兽进化商 The Dawnlight Starbird beats its wings beneath blue skies and white clouds. The Swiftcloud Leopard races after its prey across the boundless grasslands. The Acid-Eroding Giant Python lurks in the dappled shadows of the rainforest. The Cretaceous Sea Dragon stirs up waves beneath the deep blue ocean. Lin Yuan discovers that he can make spirit creatures evolve without limit and continually purify their bloodlines. Dustwing Butterfly, Steelwing Butterfly, Jade Butterfly, Tourmaline Empress Butterfl 0Votes184.4kRecs273.9kFans
- 145 Reborn in 2008: I Earn Money by Reading 重生2008：我阅读能赚钱 [The most intense industrial technology urban novel] [Over 40,000 premium subscribers and more than 10,000 average subscribers, quality guaranteed] Mu Yang was reborn in 2008 and unexpectedly acquired a Reading System. In this life, he just wants to earn money through hard work, develop cutting-edge technology, break foreign monopolies, and make his country strong through science and technology! Starting with plasma overlay welding, hot-wire automatic TIG welding, handheld laser welding, and rob 0Votes208.2kRecs685.6kFans
- 146 The Heavenly Blade of Biluotian 碧落天刀 One slash cleaves the road between life and death; a cold blade slays every faithless soul! I don't want to be a blade. I want to be the one who wields it. I don't want to be a pawn. I want to be the player. An ordinary person, yet determined to live life on my own terms in this world. The road ahead is uncertain and the future unclear, but I keep moving forward one step at a time. Before I know it, the journey is filled with storms and wonders, opening up an entirely new world. A thorny roa 1Votes680.3kRecs601.7kFans
- 147 Infinite Card Draws in the Martial World 武侠之无限抽卡 [A 2019 Wuxia Power Fantasy] “My name is Zhang Rang. Rang, as in modest and courteous.” In his previous life, Zhang Rang was humble and easygoing, but kind people get bullied. In this life, he has been reborn in a world of martial arts. “My name is Zhang Rang. Rang, as in taking the lead without hesitation!” In this life, I’ll stand unrivaled in the martial world. The world belongs to me! The new book, I Want to Be a Slacker, is updating hot off the press!!! 0Votes14.1kRecs48.3kFans
- 148 If I Can't Become a Live-In Son-in-Law, I'll Just Have to Become a Saint Through My Fate 当不成赘婿就只好命格成圣 Lu Jing transmigrates into Dafu and becomes a young scion of a prominent family, soon to be married into another clan. This world is strange and fantastical. From the start, Lu Jing is saddled with the lowly status of a live-in son-in-law, yet he cannot even go to his wife's family. His future looks bleak. But after reading the Book of Changes from cover to cover, he awakens the Fate of Seeking Good Fortune and Avoiding Misfortune! Everyone has a fate! So Lu Jing begins accumulating fates, findi 0Votes283.4kRecs2MFans
- 149 Brimming with Martial Virtue 武德充沛 My surname is Wu, but everyone calls me Xiao Wu. I've seen mobile battle armor beyond human imagination deep underground. I've also seen someone punch a star to pieces in an asteroid belt out in space. Listen up, brother. Here are a few things I've learned about fighting: When fighting dragons, don't listen to a word they say. Just keep fighting until they're dead. Fairies are a little trickier to deal with. It's best not to let them see you. Take them out with a sneak attack. When it comes to b 1Votes316.4kRecs662.2kFans
- 150 The First-Rank Elixir Immortal 一品丹仙 “Are you Wu Sheng, the assassin?” “I am Wu Sheng, the assassin!” “Then why did you become an alchemist?” “Well... because alchemy really pays!” “Then why are you wanted?” “Because... the academy doesn't allow me to sell the pills I make in private.” “So how are you supposed to make money?” “The more they forbid me from selling them, the more profitable they are!” 6Votes478.4kRecs508.9kFans
