Novels like You Can't Afford to Mess with My Guests
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- 1 My Students Can Change History 我家学生能改变历史 Li Bai is hopelessly addicted to games, Empress Wu Zetian reads inspirational quotes every day, Mozi believes that mastering science and engineering will get you anywhere, and Huo Qubing spends all day tinkering with gunpowder. As their teacher, the protagonist is under a lot of pressure, because if he accidentally teaches them the wrong things, the history of Huaxia will change beyond recognition. My Guests Are Not to Be Messed With is complete. 0Votes91kRecs72.2kFans
- 2 An Ordinary Superhero 平凡的超级英雄 My new book, The Ancient Dragon Heroes: Blade Cuts Heaven and Earth, Men Decide Fortune and Misfortune, is now underway. Charles is an easygoing man who, after transmigrating into Marvel, runs a little shop and carries on taking life as it comes. Nick: This world needs more heroes. Charles casually hands him a pair of tactical goggles. “They’re 10 million at full price. I’ll give you a twenty percent discount, so 9 million will do. How many heroes do you need?” 0Votes56.4kRecs74.9kFans
- 3 The Big Boss of Another World 异界大老板 Run a tavern, make some money, raise a few magical pets, and go on adventures. Before you know it, the world is at your feet. 0Votes36.9kRecs42.4kFans
- 4 My Partner Is the God of Wealth 我的搭档是财神 The rich throw money around, while the poor spend every day scraping by. Some people make hundreds of thousands in a minute, while others earn a few dozen yuan all day and still get stiffed. Your dog is worth a million; my kidney can fetch twenty thousand. The God of Wealth is helpless: this was never what he intended. He finds an ordinary person to be his partner. Watch as they take handing out money to a whole new level! PS: Not your typical wish-fulfillment story about a nouveau riche tycoon. 0Votes92.8kRecs66kFans
- 5 Super Taobao Shop 超级淘宝店 0Votes61.9kRecs104.3kFans
- 6 Reborn to a Carefree Life 重生咸鱼人生 Host: Today, we’re delighted to welcome the famous online novelist, musician, poet, filmmaker, screenwriter, and director, Yu Xian! Let’s give him a warm welcome! Yu Xian: Hello, everyone, I’m… Ah-woo, I’m so sleepy. *Yawn*… *yawn*… Host: Mr. Yu Xian… Wake up, wake up! We’re live… Five minutes of showing off, two hours of being a couch potato. I’m Yu Xian, and I endorse doing nothing! 0Votes11.7kRecs18.6kFans
- 7 The Master Connoisseur 大鉴赏家 Zhao Tianming is down on his luck: his girlfriend ran off with someone else, and he’s lost his job. By chance, he gets his hands on a mysterious ancient mirror. The mirror can expend a person’s mental energy to probe the true nature of anything, appraise all kinds of treasures, and send its owner detailed information about whatever it examines. With the mysterious mirror, nothing can escape his notice, whether it’s an austere bronze vessel, translucent jade, exquisitely painted porcelain, or anc 0Votes71kRecs104kFans
- 8 There's a Useless Angel in My House 我家有只废天使 I thought this would be a heartwarming slice-of-life story about a landlord and tenant, but then the whole thing suddenly changed tone The landlord turned out to have transmigrated, and the tenant became Gabriel, an angel from the heavens. What started as an urban entertainment story turned into a fantasy epic where a mere flick of the fingers could destroy heaven and earth. (Not really.) The protagonist keeps running into all kinds of strange incidents, when all he really wants is to quietly co 0Votes37.8kRecs47.7kFans
- 9 EN Marvel's Accelerator 某美漫的一方通行 Lu Yifang’s soul transmigrated into the Marvel Universe. He didn’t get some cheat-code System, but on the very cusp of adulthood, he awakened as an absurdly powerful mutant with Vector Manipulation, the ability of Accelerator. And so a Level Five mutant was born, determined to reverse the tragic future of mutants and lead them to glory. Professor X: “Accelerator, I’m old. From now on, I’m entrusting you with the task of keeping world peace and protecting the future of Mutants.” Old Wan: “Charles 0Votes128.9kRecs229.3kFans
- 10 Privileged Tycoon 特权神豪 Li Hao accidentally binds himself to a cutting-edge game called Privileged Tycoon. Every time he tops up to upgrade his VIP level, he can draw an exclusive VIP perk. Now Li Hao is on the road to riches, making money with ease and becoming a tycoon in hiding. VIP group: 229757439 (screenshot required for verification) 0Votes115.7kRecs72.1kFans
- 11 The Urban Planes Chat Group 都市位面聊天群 An app called Plane Chat Groups appeared on Lin Xiaofan's phone. It could find chat groups from countless planes of existence. But he never chatted in them. He just grabbed the red envelopes and ran, because after grabbing one, he was sure to get kicked out of the group. “Congratulations, you got Little Chef's cookbook.” That's nothing special. “Congratulations, you got Iron Man's armor.” Haha, that's what you get for posting it in the group instead of messaging me privately. Someone snatched it 0Votes36.1kRecs61kFans
- 12 The Great Starting Point of All Worlds 万界大起点 Ye Shu started a new book, and his readers' names were all so strange: Xiao Yan, Zhang Ye, Lin Jiu, Wang Lu, Ye Fan, Inuyasha... Wow, there are so many edgy weirdos! What! They're all the real deal?! This just got insanely awesome! But what's with having to recruit readers myself from time to time? And they all have to be transmigrators? How am I supposed to know whose body their souls transmigrated into! Zhang Ye: Why be a superstar? Why be a superstar? I want to... shatter the void! Ye Fan: I 0Votes19.4kRecs49.7kFans
- 13 Becoming a Manga Artist in the Immortal Realm 在仙界当漫画家 “Hello, everyone. I'm the God of Food. The comic The Spirit of the Medicine King became a huge hit a few days ago, and now the Heavenly Emperor suspects every day that I've been adding something to his consorts' dishes. What should I do?” “Hello, everyone. I'm the Wealth-Bringing Boy. A few days ago, the God of Wealth in my household watched Magical Girl Illya. He hasn't gone out to hand out money for days. Instead, he's been staying in his room making wands, and there's still a ton of work left 0Votes125.3kRecs132.6kFans
- 14 Dimensional Secret Identity System 次元马甲系统 Lin Dong is a cosplayer, but not an ordinary one. When he cosplays Archer from Fate, he can really unleash Unlimited Blade Works. When he cosplays Gilgamesh, he can really wield Ea. When he cosplays Naruto Uzumaki, he can even form a Rasengan. The thing is… What kind of System takes points just to start up? What kind of System charges a tax? What kind of System only sells things in bundles? 0Votes127.2kRecs138.4kFans
- 15 Logging In from Fantasy to the Modern City 从玄幻登录到都市 This book is about a native of a fantasy continent who can log in to a modern city. While others shut themselves away to cultivate, Shanyu shuts himself away to play video games. Hit a bottleneck and unable to break through for ages? Shanyu levels up in a game, then breaks through as soon as he gets back. Badly injured and forced to rest for a week or two? Shanyu is left wondering: Should he drink a red potion and recover instantly, or level up and restore himself to full health? In the city: “W 0Votes42.4kRecs42.9kFans
- 16 A Media Mogul's Self-Cultivation 文娱大佬的自我养成 System: Ding! Host configuration too low. Barely managed to start... Zhao Qian: “I’ve got a whole mouthful of ‘maimai pi’ to say, and I’m going to hurl it right in your face!” The goal is to write a hundred thousand words a day, crush all the great authors, and steamroll anyone who dares to disagree! Miss an update? Not a chance! In short, this is the story of a big shot in the entertainment world building himself up from scratch. 0Votes102.4kRecs80.7kFans
- 17 Diary of a Police Dog Intern 警犬实习日记 "Woof, woof! Woof woof woof..." (Song Guyan, I will never bend over for a chicken leg!) This is the story of a proud Labrador who becomes an outstanding police dog. A thousand words, all to bring a smile to your face. You're welcome to join the Soy Milk Powder Den. 0Votes52.2kRecs59.5kFans
- 18 The Super-Genius Kindergarten 超神幼稚园 You think kindergartens are full of little kids? Then you are wrong! Have you ever seen a little kid with a 36D bust? "By the lifespan of a nine-tailed fox, I am only two years old!" the pretty little nine-tailed fox said, cupping her hands before her face with an adorable expression. Then have you ever seen a little kid who could punch a cow to death? "Principal, can I hop while I talk?" the baby Hanzhi said, rolling her dead-fish eyes as she hopped along. "Principal, Principal, I am the most w 0Votes98.7kRecs127.8kFans
- 19 Absolute Trade 绝对交易 There is nothing in this world that cannot be resolved with a single transaction. If there is, then conduct a pure (ang) and clean (zang) transaction. You may not believe it, but the people who have traded with me are spread throughout the Myriad Worlds. Trading is a great undertaking that benefits both body and mind and makes people unable to refuse. 0Votes174.9kRecs271.3kFans
- 20 You Might Not Believe This 说出来你可能不信 In Great Liang, an empress reigns and paints a flourishing age. Across thousands of years of history, the Sage of Calligraphy, the Poet Immortal, warlords, emperors, divine generals, strategists, great scholars, and bewitching beauties... countless prodigies gather in this magnificent age, with a hundred flowers in bloom, seeking to write of the splendor of the human world. But splendor is always swept away by wind and rain. A young man rises from the depths, determined to challenge Heaven itsel 0Votes48.2kRecs51.8kFans
- 21 EN The Mechanical Master of a Certain Marvel Universe 某美漫的机械主宰 Thanos: Go to Earth and bring me the Infinity Stones. Chitauri: Rest assured, my lord. We'll take care of it. But then... Thanos: How could you fail against such a weak planet as Earth? Chitauri: It's not that we didn't try, my lord, but the people of Earth have Gundams! 0Votes96.1kRecs152.1kFans
- 22 The Leisurely Tax Collector 悠闲税务官 One day, the mobile game Happy Town, which Wang Yi played, mutated after a strange black shadow slammed into his phone screen. The town's tax revenue could suddenly be transferred straight to his bank account. The little train that carried goods out of town could also take real-world orders and deliver the town's products into reality. Heh heh, Wang Yi threw back his head and laughed. I'm going to be rich! I'm going to be a happy gamer who stays home! 0Votes82.3kRecs113.5kFans
- 23 All-Class Trainer 全职业训练师 Li Feng: I have many students: financiers, athletes, writers, painters, actors, carpenters, steel fixers, waiters… It seems that every profession is represented. Why are they all geniuses in their respective fields? It’s simple: they listen to me and know how to respect me, their teacher. … New book: The Greatest Assistant in History! 0Votes90.5kRecs141.3kFans
- 24 Monster-Hunting Dad 捉妖奶爸 This is the story of a shut-in who transforms into an invincible dad! I'll protect my kid! What? The kid's mom has a problem with that? Let's go back to the bedroom. I'll set your worldview straight! [Original title: The Invincible Dad's Daily Life of Catching Demons] [Hot Pot Fans VIP Lounge: 9897952. Joining requires verification of 2,000 fan points.] [A dedicated offering from a veteran author of thirteen years: consistent 0Votes246.7kRecs134.7kFans
- 25 The Entertainment Industry’s Biggest Troublemaker 娱乐大顽家 Star scout Han Ge suddenly finds a new app on his phone. It can see other people's talents: actors, singers, streamers, star athletes... Everyone in the world is unique. Some people are good at singing, some at acting, some at playing football, and some are good at... Han Ge cannot help but sigh: "The national football team is finally saved, LOL is saved too, and the brainless fans obsessed with Korea can take a back seat for a while. In this life, it's time to get the people of Korea obsessed w 0Votes221.4kRecs185.9kFans
- 26 Pet Trainer 训宠师 Gazing at the Kodiak bear, three meters tall and weighing more than seven hundred kilograms, Liu Chang picked up the phone. “Hello, Prince William? The Kodiak bear you left with me has finished training.” “Of course. It can sweep and clean the house, too.” “What? You want it to cook for you? Then that’ll cost another twenty million. Yes, pounds, of course.” I’m a pet trainer, a profession similar to, but different from, an animal trainer. P.S. A warm, everyday-life story~ 0Votes23.6kRecs31.2kFans
- 27 Soul Guide 灵魂导游 Taking Qin Shi Huang to Xi’an to see the Terracotta Army. Tour guide Qin Mubai unexpectedly dies and is mysteriously brought back to life. Then he receives a mission: take some special people on a trip. His very first assignment is to take Qin Shi Huang to Xi’an to see the Terracotta Army... 0Votes200kRecs189.1kFans
- 28 The Best Principal 最校长 Ren Feng transmigrates into a strange parallel world much like Earth, where he becomes the principal of a disreputable college on the verge of bankruptcy. Then he gets a prestigious-school System. So he has Qi Baishi teach traditional Chinese painting, Beethoven teach piano, Socrates teach philosophy, Gauss teach mathematics, Qian Zhongshu teach Chinese classics, Hayao Miyazaki teach animation, Jordan teach basketball… “In the twenty-first century, far away in the East, there stands a school ren 0Votes82.4kRecs83.8kFans
- 29 Spare Me, Fair Maiden 仙子饶命 [Wang Pao’s new book, The End Times We Were Promised, is now out. Come on over, everyone!] What do you do when your soul keeps switching bodies? On Monday, he’s Mu Rong Kunpeng, a student at Earth’s Martial Arts University... On Tuesday, he’s the Fairy Hanxue of Danxuan Palace in the Xuanhuang Realm... On Wednesday, he’s Mu Rong Kunpeng, a student at Earth’s Martial Arts University again... On Thursday, he’s the Fairy Hanxue of Danxuan Palace in the Xuanhuang Realm again... Friday... That’s enou 0Votes73.4kRecs54.2kFans
- 30 The Streetwise Detective 草莽警探 Why was a plastic surgeon found dead at home? How could an online streamer dare to broadcast a murder live? How could bad singing lead to a homicide? Who is threatening the young celebrity? As the mysteries are unraveled one by one, the truth is more horrifying the closer you look... The story beginning with Chapter 393, “The Peerless Manual,” is a side story. Skipping it will not affect your reading. If you’re not interested in the side story, don’t accidentally buy it. My new book, “No Forgive 0Votes65.8kRecs100.5kFans
- 31 The Ultimate Tycoon 神豪无极限 How do you use a wimp System to reach the peak of life? Anyone there? I’m in a hurry! Also, I think my System is trying to get with me... 0Votes206.9kRecs331.6kFans
- 32 There's a Taoist Temple in the Mountains 山里有道观 “Congratulations, Host. You have obtained the Three Pure Ones Daoist System. From now on, it will be your responsibility to revitalize the Daoist tradition. If you fail the mission, then...” Smack. “Was there a fly just now?” The System: deceased. New book: The Greatest Daoist Master in History 0Votes203.1kRecs406.7kFans
- 33 The Green Living Guru 环保大师 Lin Han, a young forest ranger, unexpectedly gains the ability to communicate with the will of the Earth. From then on, he is employed by the Earth as its sole agent, tirelessly fighting for environmental protection around the world. He can provide the most precise weather forecasts and disaster warnings. He can solve the most complex ecological problems and tackle invasive species. He knows the locations of thousands upon thousands of treasures around the world. He has an encyclopedic understan 0Votes124kRecs167.5kFans
- 34 My Daughter Is a Ghost Constable 我女儿是鬼差 Xu Le, a super ghost cultivator, transmigrated to a parallel world and became a scumbag... He now had a bank balance of hundreds of thousands in the red, as well as a broken little family. The mother of his child was a senior executive at a corporation, earning a million a year and beautiful as a flower. But legally, the two of them had no relationship whatsoever... His daughter was six and in elementary school. She was pretty, well-behaved, and flawless in every way, except... She was a ghost o 0Votes85.5kRecs133.2kFans
- 35 Showbiz's Strongest Brain 娱乐之最强大脑 At the Idiom Contest, he's a “living dictionary”; at the Poetry Contest, he's the “King of Poetry.” He's the “Top Brain King” on The Brain, and the “Invincible Champion” on Who's Still Standing? Time magazine says: “He's not only a holder of multiple Guinness World Records and a core member of Mensa, but also the nation's dream man: handsome enough to get by on his looks, yet determined to earn his living with his talent.” 0Votes170kRecs194.1kFans
- 36 The All-Purpose Demon-Detecting Mirror 全能照妖镜 After obtaining a peculiar demon-revealing mirror, the cultivator Zhao Chu embarked on an unconventional path of cultivation... Those with a good heart will be rewarded by Heaven! 0Votes125.1kRecs206.4kFans
- 37 The Bird Lord’s Leisurely Life 鸟爷的悠闲生活 Before turning into a myna bird, Zhou Jiu lived by two principles: “What’s it to you?” and “What’s it to me?” After turning into a myna bird, all Zhou Jiu wanted was to run off to a corner and cry, clutching his cowlick: “What kind of bird-brained mess is this?!” A lighthearted, humorous slice-of-life story. No contrived plot twists, no cultivation. Feel free to save it for later if you like it. If you don’t, please don’t leave hate 0Votes48.2kRecs47.6kFans
- 38 The All-Purpose Manor 全能庄园 He gets a magical manor where he can shelter all kinds of wondrous creatures from across the universe and put them to work farming. He grows all sorts of unbelievable plants, crushes the competition worldwide, and conquers the universe... (That's right, I've given up on writing a blurb!) 0Votes250.3kRecs68.5kFans
- 39 Tycoon, Please Spare Me 神豪求放过 Please don’t pay attention to the title. This book has no tycoon plotlines about throwing money around, squandering wealth, or flaunting riches… “Please spare me” is the real story. This book is also known as: “This World Doesn’t Welcome My System,” “The Steel Straight Man’s Disastrous Journey,” “The Dog Food Master’s Money-Making Diary,” “How Do I Deal with a Peach Blossom Tribulation That Counts as Bad Luck?” and “How Did This Tycoon Story Turn into Feeding People Dog Food?”… and many more. 0Votes55kRecs48.3kFans
- 40 A Biologist’s Alchemy Journal 生物炼金手记 A dragon is made of a deer’s antlers, a tiger’s eyes, a horse’s teeth, an ox’s ears, a serpent’s body, carp scales, a tiger’s paws, an eagle’s talons, and a loach’s tail. A qilin is made of a lion’s head, deer antlers, tiger eyes, a moose’s body, dragon scales, and an ox’s tail. A phoenix has a goose’s forehead, fish scales on its back, a serpent’s neck, a fish’s tail, a stork’s throat, a mandarin duck’s thoughts, dragon pa 0Votes140.1kRecs153.5kFans
- 41 System, Please Form a Queue 系统请排队 Title: I Get Systems One After Another (Systems, Please Line Up) Synopsis: [Behind every successful king of showing off, there are bound to be countless Systems lining up to get their turn!] Shen Feng had transmigrated to another world for half a year, yet he still had not received a System. He spent his days living like a good-for-nothing. One day, for some inexplicable reason, he made a wish upon a shooting star streaking across the night sky: “Give me a System!” A System really did come! But 0Votes78.8kRecs84.7kFans
- 42 The Infinite Nightmare World 无限梦魇世界 New book: I Am a Legendary BOSS. In the world of The Hobbit, he earns the title of Wizard's Apprentice. Among the ruins of I Am Legend, he faces countless Night Stalkers. When he arrives in Pirates of the Caribbean, he rides the wind and waves, sailing between the Caribbean Sea and the Atlantic, stealing Blackbeard's ship and conning Davy Jones… Beneath the pyramids, he faces off against Predators and savage Xenomorphs. Jurassic Park: Dinosaur Brawler Edition, World of Warcraft, The Mummy Fin 0Votes84.1kRecs74.6kFans
- 43 Taobao Merchant of the Myriad Worlds 万界淘宝商 Su Ning opens a Taobao shop that connects to the worlds of novels and movies! He can trade goods across different worlds, and even help people there solve their problems! And just like that, Su Ning becomes a big shot! He answers Tony Stark's call for help and helps him find his old flame, Captain America. He gathers the Five Spirit Pearls in the Sword and Fairy world. He helps Bai Suzhen win back her husband! Su Ning's Taobao shop accepts orders from any world and helps people there with their 0Votes224.3kRecs302.2kFans
- 44 I’m a National Treasure, Who’s Afraid of Whom? 我是国宝我怕谁 Some say a giant panda’s bite force is second only to a polar bear’s, on par with a brown bear’s; that a mountain runner can outrun Liu Xiang at his top speed on flat ground; that it can climb trees over twenty meters tall; that it can use three or four wolves as cushions... This ferocious beast somehow makes a living by being cute! And it spends all day eating and sleeping, without a shred of shame. It’s completely unfair! Gu Cang used to agree wholeheartedly. Until he became a little bear hims 0Votes91.9kRecs82.4kFans
- 45 The Taoist Temple Across Time and Space 时空道观 In the snowy mountains of the Northwest stands a Taoist temple called the Longevity Temple. It looks ordinary, but it connects to the Myriad Worlds. The temple has a ginseng fruit tree. Just smelling its fruit grants you 360 years of life; eating one lets you live for 47,000 years. The temple has a divine spring that can restore the dead to life and regenerate flesh on bare bones. The temple has spirit fields filled with ancient medicinal herbs. People from countless worlds flock here, willi 0Votes55.7kRecs94.1kFans
- 46 A Mighty Journey Through the Marvel Universe 大力美漫行 His name is Dali, and his fists are Dali. Tony Stark: Even in my Hulkbuster armor, I wouldn’t want to fight Wang Dali. That would be suicide. Thor: Believe me, even a god wouldn’t want to try Dali’s fists. Nick Fury: That guy named Wang Dali is actually an alien, right? Rogue: Oh, Dali, harder! Harder! Wang Dali: If I land this punch, you might die! (dead serious) Marvel at first, then hopping between worlds. 0Votes81.9kRecs119.8kFans
- 47 The Cultivating Chief 修真的酋长 (Recommended: the author's new book, The Invincible Divine Dragon Breeding System!)(Recommended: the author's new book, The Invincible Divine Dragon Breeding System!)(Recommended: the author's new book, The Invincible Divine Dragon Breeding System!) The last person on Earth to ascend fails, and his soul transmigrates to a parallel world, where he possesses the body of a poor island nation's chief. Using the methods of cultivation, he develops the country. QQ group: 425481249 P.S. 1: Set up spiri 0Votes78.1kRecs68.7kFans
- 48 A Free Roamer in the Martial World 武侠世界自由行 With a portal that lets him transmigrate into familiar wuxia worlds, Yang Yi rides out in fine clothes and on a fine horse, sword in hand, to roam the land! Let's revisit the novels we followed together all those years ago... 0Votes243.4kRecs297.7kFans
- 49 Back to Being a Cat: I'm Ashball-chan 回猫之我是灰球酱 The official fan fiction of Back to the Past and Become a Cat: As the second son of a wealthy family who never had to worry about food or drink, Su Muzhe used the most vulgar method imaginable, electrocution, to transmigrate into a mouse in Back to the Past and Become a Cat that was doomed to die the moment it appeared. See how he saves himself and thrives under Black Charcoal's command! "With Big Boss Black Charcoal looking after me and Little Pomelo's owner holding me, I have no regrets in thi 0Votes117.6kRecs62.1kFans
- 50 Apocalypse Cat 末世狂喵 I, the Great Orange King, demand tribute! 0Votes157.4kRecs127.2kFans
