Novels like The Unconventional Zoo
Books Chinese readers most often put in the same booklists as The Unconventional Zoo, best match first.
- 51 Master of Illusions 幻戏师 Traditional Illusion Arts × Urban Underworld × Psychological Trickery × Deadly Protection [A Cure for a Reading Slump] This isn't a mindless power fantasy, and the villains aren't idiots! Every illusion is a life-or-death gamble, and every act of trust is a knife to the heart. From the sole survivor of a family massacre to a “fixer,” how does someone walking a tightrope between rules and human nature become the one who makes the rules? “They taught me that magic tricks fool the eyes. My dad said —Reads—Score—14d adds
- 52 Twelve Divine Skills from the Start, Hunted by Nine Thousand Assassins 开局十二神技，我被九千杀手追杀 “I’m reborn in another world and have to face a hunt by nine thousand top assassins from the moment I’m born. Is that what you mean, System?” System: “That’s right!” Chu Ping'an: “I don’t think I’m the one being born. You’re the beast!” System: “But you can choose one of the following nine abilities.” Option One: Twelve Talismans Option Two: Indestructible Body Option Three: Springwater Dimension “What else is there to say... Wait, what do you mean this is a chaotic world formed by fusing co 34.9kReads8.8Score5.1k14d adds
- 53 The Outcast: One Iron Mountain Lean, and I Smash the Eight Extraordinary Skills! 一人：一手铁山靠，干碎八奇技！ Su Chen transmigrates into the world of The Outcast, where his second uncle forces him to join the declining Kun Sect and learn its signature technique: Iron Mountain Lean! After practicing Iron Mountain Lean for two and a half years, Su Chen awakens a Super Training System. [Shrug your shoulders: Iron Mountain Lean power +1, intricacy +1] [Do a lunge stretch: Iron Mountain Lean power +5, intricacy +5] [Hit an otherworldly being with Iron Mountain Lean: Iron Mountain Lean power +100, intricacy + 20Reads—Score—14d adds
- 54 Shut Up! Am I Your Personal Wish-Granting Well? 快闭嘴！你是我的人形许愿池吗？ Chen Mo discovers that his foul mouth has become uncannily powerful, but in reverse. He wishes his company “boundless wealth,” and the next day the tax authorities come and tear the place apart. He wishes the jerk who stole his parking spot “a smooth journey,” and the guy immediately crashes into a police car on the roadside. The whole internet hails him as a “causality weapon,” and wherever he goes, trouble vanishes. Then he corners Su Xiaowan, the goddess he's had a crush on for years, his eye 4Reads—Score—14d adds
- 55 I’m the Ancestor, and I Really Can’t Cultivate Immortality 老祖我真不会修仙 [Misunderstandings + Comedy + Management + Political Intrigue in the Mid-to-Late Story + An Ancestor Who Never Gains a Cultivation Level!] Riding around in a wheelchair, tossing C4! Disciples of the Remnant Cloud Sect, charge with me! “Master, the sect disciples’ cultivation has stagnated!” “What did the ancestor say? Foot massage is a path too, and bathhouse kings are kings too. Just relax, OK~” “Master! Senior Sister made a Rejuvenation Pill! We’re going to turn into the Joyous Union Sect~” “Q —Reads—Score—14d adds
- 56 She’s Just a Childhood Friend, It’s Not Like I Plan to Marry Her 青梅而已，哥又没打算娶 She's Just My Childhood Friend. It's Not Like I Plan to Marry Her 1.1kReads—Score11314d adds
- 57 I Grow Potatoes in the Interstellar Age 我在星际时代种土豆 I Grow Potatoes in the Interstellar Era 29Reads—Score—14d adds
- 58 I’m the Crown Prince, and I Rule Alone. You Want Me to Abdicate? 本太子乾纲独断，你叫我禅让？ As Crown Prince, I make all the decisions. And you want me to abdicate? 9kReads—Score4514d adds
- 59 Daoist Friend, Your Fortune Is Meant for Me 道友，你的机缘与我有缘 Lin Yao, a modern-day office drone, gets hit by a car one day and transmigrates into an old-school cultivation romance full of angst. The good news: she rolls a Chaos Spiritual Root right off the bat. The bad news: it came from getting struck by lightning. The even worse news: the System ran off from the start… In this cultivation-novel world, where Qi Refining cultivators are as common as hairs, Foundation Establishment cultivators are everywhere, and Golden Core and Nascent Soul cultivators ar 12Reads—Score—14d adds
- 60 I Meant to Be a Ruthless Boss, but Became the Conscience of the Industry 本想当黑心老板，却成业界良心 After twenty-six years of going from having nothing to being buried in debt, Han Jing acquired the Super Entrepreneur System. As long as his businesses made a profit, Han Jing could earn cash rewards through the System. From then on, a business mogul began his rise to power. Along the way to becoming a mogul, he met the love of his life, and together they wrote a sweet chapter of life. This is a warm, sweet romance with one female lead and none of that scheming and backstabbing. The early story 532Reads6.6Score10514d adds
- 61 First Encounter 初覆 Long ago, when the light of the Golden Crow shone into every corner of the heavens, the Dreamweaver and the River of Resentment were appointed as its vanguard, sent to seek out places its light had yet to reach. Back then, they were all known as the Fengyi. You’re telling me I got killed on my very first day after waking up? And by a book, of all things? I was just going down one flight of stairs, and I got decapitated. Does it count if my head made it to the first floor? With the most useless k 6Reads—Score—14d adds
- 62 She Said He Would Stay 她说他会在 Tags: urban fantasy, everyday urban life, slow burn, healing, mutual salvation “You can't go.” Gu Yanshu steps in front of her. Looking straight ahead, he says, “I know where she is.” “It's okay. I won't hide anymore.” For a brief moment, as the world suddenly blazes bright, Tan Xia's vision clears. That single glance is etched into her memory. She sees the man before her gouge out his own eyes with his bare hands. “Can you never see again?” He raises a hand and lays his fingers over the bandage 1Reads—Score—14d adds
- 63 Hunter: I Repair All Things on Old Street 涉猎人：我在老街修万物 [Urban Slice of Life] [Lighthearted and Healing] Protagonist: Shen She, 24, who couldn’t keep up with the rat race in the big city and returned to his hometown to take over “She Lie Shop,” left behind by his grandfather. Golden finger: His grandfather’s Notes on Hunting and Gathering. Each page he unlocks teaches him a trick from a traditional craft. No System, no leveling up by fighting monsters, just steady accumulation. Heroine: Su Wan, 25, who runs the flower shop “Wanxiangli” next door. She —Reads—Score—14d adds
- 64 The Time-Space Patrol 时空巡逻队 What do you do if King You of Zhou stages the Beacon Fire incident, but Bao Si doesn't laugh? No problem. I'll be more beautiful and more depressed than Bao Si. King You of Zhou, are you up for the challenge? What do you do if Liu Bang is about to die at the Hong Gate Banquet? No problem. Just take down Xiang Yu and his wife. What do you do if Li Longji doesn't fall for Yang Yuhuan? I'll tie Yang Yuhuan up and stuff her into your bed, okay? What do you do if Zhu Qizhen is about to flee at Tumu F 56Reads—Score—14d adds
- 65 Slay the Gods: I’m a Concept Deity, Acting for Lin Qiye 斩神：我，概念神，代理林七夜 [Comedy and Shenanigans] [Lighthearted and Fun] [No Female Lead] [Here for the Laughs] Lin Bei transmigrates into the world of Slay the Gods and awakens a God-Tier Card-Drawing System. Collect emotion points to draw anime character cards and gain their corresponding abilities and talents! He can even give character cards to others and gain their abilities as they develop them! From the start, he gets one free card draw! Lin Bei: “Hey, System, what the heck are the King in Yellow and SpongeBob?” 18kReads7.8Score1.9k14d adds
- 66 I Earn 2,500 a Day, So I Rented a Trillionaire CEO? 日薪两千五，我租了千亿女总裁？ [Lighthearted Wish-Fulfillment] + [Reborn Heroine Pursues Her Husband] + [Romance and Encouragement] + [One Heroine, Increasingly Sweet] + [Face-Slapping Relatives] + [Dotes on His Little Sister and Repays His Parents] “The bride price is 880,000, and you have to take my daughter’s surname.” Under pressure to get married, Chen Mo was forced to go on a blind date before the New Year. But he ran into an utterly unreasonable woman. He paid only for his own coffee and walked away, refusing to be mad 31.4kReads8.8Score4k14d adds
- 67 Building Up a Barren Mountain, the Blind Box System Is Full of God-Tier Items 打造荒山，盲盒系统全是神级道具 [Infrastructure + Management + Food + Everyday Life + Ensemble Cast + No Romance + Golden Finger] Meng Rao has only three months left to live. By chance, an unreliable System barges into her mind. From then on, her modest goal is to turn a barren mountain into the nation’s top-tier star resort. - “Bind yourself to the Xia Qing Mountain Scenic Area and get disease-cleansing capsules!” “Floating islands on Mirror Lake, starlight rafting, and underwater capsule rooms!” “Misty mushroom forests, tree 1kReads6.6Score10714d adds
- 68 I Transmigrated Again Without a Break, Only to Be Mercilessly Tormented by a Girl from Another World 无缝衔接穿越被异界少女狠狠折磨 [Alternate Western fantasy + everyday life + transmigration + makeup-pencil-wielding protagonist + comedy + warning: everyone is a total weirdo! + Ailuo TV] Are you kidding me? A seamless transition into another world? How am I supposed to dodge that? I can’t dodge it at all. In the blink of an eye, I’ve transmigrated! Transmigration would be bad enough, but from the start I’m immediately mistaken (framed) for a pervert who steals crystal stones, snatches kids’ lollipops, and steals young ladies 12.2kReads8.0Score1.3k14d adds
- 69 A Regret-Filled Misery Story? I Thought This Was a Battle Series 憋屈后悔文？我寻思战斗番呢 A frustrating regret-fest? I thought this was a battle series! 12kReads—Score13914d adds
- 70 From the Start, I Confess to the School Beauty, and the Comeback System Arrives Early 开局表白校花，逆袭系统来早了 [Lighthearted daily life] + [Multiple heroines] + [Middle-Aged Comeback System] + [Campus] Come on, man! The college entrance exams are over, and I just confessed to my first love. I’d only just taken my childhood sweetheart’s soft, fair hand when this Comeback System thing showed up. What the heck? [At thirty-six, your marriage has failed. Standing at a crossroads in your life, you remember the decision you made as a teenager that you would regret for the rest of your life. If you’d known thing 15Reads6.4Score—14d adds
- 71 I Just Wanted to Work Out. How Did I Become the Terminator? 我就想健个身，怎么成终结者了？ [Scheming] [Face-Slapping] [Play the Pig to Eat the Tiger] [Urban Fantasy] [Funny and Lighthearted] [Urban Superpowers] Others awaken superpowers: controlling fire, controlling electricity, making clones, flying. Jiang Sen awakens the power to turn you back into an ordinary person. Then he uses the muscles he has trained for years to have a “friendly” talk with you about life. Jiang Sen: “Powers? They’re nothing in front of me. Prepare to face my Lion’s Fist!!!” Awakened superpowers? All flash 51Reads—Score—14d adds
- 72 A Failed Female Writer Reincarnates as a Crazy Male Idol? 女扑街转生疯癫男爱豆？ [Comedy + Absurdity + Memes + Showbiz + Lifestyle Variety Show + Wild Imagination] [The life philosophy of a highly educated, hilariously unconventional four-man boy band is...] After Luo Ye died of stress because he missed his perfect-attendance bonus by a single word, he was reincarnated as an unknown idol. He even managed to join the group he stanned and appear on a variety show about going back to high school! Luo Ye: “Hey, could you translate this? ‘When your parents are alive, don't travel 34Reads—Score214d adds
- 73 Reborn with a Terminal Illness, I Won’t Treat It This Time 绝症重生后，这病我不治了 One-on-one warmth and everyday life + leisurely travel [A heads-up: no backstabbing or face-slapping, no domineering CEO or powerhouse heroine, and no sweeping aside all opposition. This is a pure slice-of-life story.] In her previous life, Qiao Qian was diagnosed with an illness and diligently followed her treatment, but sadly, it did little good. Later, she decided to spend what time she had left seeing the world, only to get into a car accident… After being reborn, Qiao Qian decided not to se 1Reads—Score—14d adds
- 74 All-Around System: The Maniac’s Lessons 全能系统疯批教学 Other people’s Systems let them fight monsters and level up or cultivate their way to a comeback. Mine is all about hands-on classes, with utterly outrageous lessons in every field! Hardcore computer practice, all kinds of ridiculous entertainment, mind-blowing high-tech inventions, and absurd classes in cultivation and the supernatural, one after another. In class, I teach people to code and hack the whole internet. After class, I teach them to dance and look cool. When I have free time, I buil 13Reads—Score—14d adds
- 75 I Returned to School After Graduation to Work as a Security Guard, and My Teacher Became My Wife 毕业回校做保安，老师变老婆 [Urban slice of life, school life, sweet romance, light comedy, one female lead] As the saying goes, college graduates these days go straight into unemployment. Vocational colleges are everywhere, bachelor's degrees are a dime a dozen, and a good bachelor's degree is said to be no worse than a vocational degree. Gu Chang Geng didn't realize how true that was until he graduated. His parents had always told him that if he didn't study hard, he wouldn't be able to find a job. Only now did he realiz 2.9kReads6.1Score23014d adds
- 76 The Case of My Wife’s Disappearance Shakes the United Nations 爱妻失踪案，惊动联合国 Humor, absurdity, comedy, wit, nonsense, parallel worlds, extraterrestrial life. Spacefaring civilizations, humans cataloging alien species, and historical figures on a mysterious planet: This is a humorous novel. If you’re stressed, feeling down, simmering with anger, or just painfully bored, give it a read or a listen. Don’t get hung up on whether the events are realistic. What matters is that the story gives your imagination endless room to roam, as if you were sitting inside a spacecraft, v 1Reads—Score—14d adds
- 77 I Have No Enemies in the Cultivation World 我在修仙界没有仇人 A battered booklet fell from the sky and entered his mind. It was a ledger of grudges: the deeper the grudge, the redder the name. After that, people kept inexplicably going mad during cultivation. Some picked up poison pills instead of elixirs. Some went into seclusion and came out as nothing but bones. Li Ming remained an obscure disciple, and no one knew any of it had anything to do with him. 1.2kReads—Score10014d adds
- 78 Not One of My Harem Consorts Is Normal 朕的后宫妃子，没一个正常人 The campus beauty, Han Yufei, wished to transmigrate into a harem. She planned to lie flat and become the most pampered consort in the land, but from the start, she was beaten with a board and bound to a ridiculous Beating System! Every beating dramatically boosts her cultivation. No need for painstaking practice: getting beaten is all it takes to level up! Meanwhile, Wang Zhiwei, the boy she had publicly humiliated, transmigrated by chance, ascended the throne, and awakened the Emperor System. —Reads—Score—14d adds
- 79 I Dominate the Martial World by Roasting Everyone 我靠吐槽称霸武林 I Conquer the Martial World by Roasting Everyone 21Reads—Score—14d adds
- 80 I Just Ascended the Throne, and You’re Pulling a Substitute Bride on Me? 朕刚登基，你跟老子玩替嫁？ I Just Took the Throne, and You Think You Can Pull a Substitute Bride on Me? 3.7kReads—Score20614d adds
- 81 My Blind Date Is Actually a University Counselor? 相亲对象居然是大学导员？ [Feel-Good Story + Sweet Romance + Older Woman/Younger Man + Workplace + Easygoing Daily Life + No System] Right after graduating, Shen Yan's dad forced him into a blind date. Shen Yan planned to go through the motions and get it over with, but the woman he was supposed to marry turned out to be Zhao Jinshu, the university counselor who had supervised him for two years! The two began pretending to be a couple for their own benefit. While fake-dating his counselor, Shen Yan set the workplace stra 13Reads—Score—14d adds
- 82 How Do You Plan to Save the World Today? 今天你打算怎么拯救世界 How Will You Save the World Today? 1Reads—Score—14d adds
- 83 I Confessed with Chocolate for the Campus Goddess, but She Gave Me a Sports Car 表白送女神巧克力，她却送我跑车 [Sweet Romance]+ [One Love Interest]+ [Goddess Big Sister]+ [Older Woman/Younger Man Romance]+ [Super Sweet]+ [Everyday Life] Older woman: “Xu, thanks for bringing me chocolate. Let me get you something in return. What would you like?” Xu Fan: “I want you.” Older woman: “Well... You should give it some serious thought. Whatever you're missing, I can get it for you.” Xu Fan: “I only want you! I don't want anything else.” Older woman: “Uh... How about a Ferrari? I'll buy you one.” Xu Fan: “???” .. 19Reads9.0Score—14d adds
- 84 My Company Refuses to Pay, So I Fight Back 公司赖账我反击 I simply fronted 9,999 yuan for a proposal on behalf of my company. My manager said to pay it first and claim reimbursement later. The company used the project, but then said I hadn't gotten approval. When my contract expired, they pressured me into signing a blank form, trying to make it look like I'd left “for personal reasons” and “resigned voluntarily.” Worse, they told prospective employers during background checks that I'd had a dispute over expenses, was difficult to communicate with, and 57Reads8.2Score—14d adds
- 85 Siheyuan: My Everyday Life of Protecting My Wife 四合院：护妻日常 1978, Liuxu Alley, Beijing. On the eve of his fifth attempt at the postgraduate entrance exam, factory doctor Lu Yiming rescued a feverish, convulsing girl on a rainy night. The girl’s mother was a widow, known throughout the compound as “Widow Lin.” Her husband was dead, she had a sickly child to raise, and there was barely enough food to get through the day. Lu Yiming treated her, protected her from her former in-laws when they tried to take the child, and stood up for her when the whole compo 20Reads—Score—14d adds
- 86 My Blind Date Wants My Company? Fine, I'll Let Her Have It 相亲对象抢公司？那只能成全她咯。 My blind date wants to take over my company? Then I guess I'll let her have it. 18.2kReads—Score14314d adds
- 87 I Set Up a Fortune-Telling Stall: I See the Secrets of Heaven and Become a God 开局摆摊算命，我看尽天机封神 “This stall offers bone reading, face reading, feng shui consultations, and even ghostwriting for elementary school summer homework. Readings are fifty, disaster prevention is two hundred. Scan to pay, no fooling young or old.” He Xiaoxian is a seasoned charlatan at Linjiang Night Market. After blood splashed onto his family’s heirloom bronze mirror and opened his third eye, he gained the supernatural ability to see everyone’s fate. The only side effect is that whenever he reveals the secrets —Reads—Score—14d adds
- 88 Game Invasion: From the Start, I’m Sent to Kill the Boss 游戏入侵：开局让我去干BOOS [Game Invasion] [Fourth Calamity] [Xuanhuan] [Invincible Water Cultivator] [Lighthearted Comedy] [Many Beautiful Women] [This story has an absolutely huge, slightly crazy premise. The protagonist is at the top and lives lavishly. The first few chapters are just setup, but it won't take long. To all you handsome and beautiful readers! It gets good starting from Chapter 8. You can start there and read the earlier chapters afterward without missing anything. It only gets better as the story goes on 1.5kReads—Score27214d adds
- 89 Demon Wardens: I Was Told to Solve Cases, but I’ve Been Slacking for a Thousand Years 戒妖：让我查案，我摸鱼千年 [Comedy Fantasy | Supernatural Mysteries | A Thousand-Year Bond Between Humans and Demons] After surviving for a thousand years, Geng Chen wants nothing more than to retire with his great-demon wife, keep his head down, clock in each day, and lie flat for the rest of his life. But life is unpredictable. A thousand-year-old cold case turns his laid-back existence into an extraordinary adventure. Bizarre, bloody crimes keep happening. Demons are at work, and the human heart is hard to fathom. On 150Reads—Score—14d adds
- 90 Don’t Dig Any Further, Old Ancestor! That’s Your Own Grave! 老祖别挖了，那个坟头是您自己的 [A Different Kind of Cultivation World] + [Transmigration] + [Sneaky Schemer] + [Lighthearted] + [Xuanhuan] + [Comedy] + [Absurdist] + [Laid-Back] After transmigrating into a cultivation world where spiritual energy is on the verge of drying up, Shen Xinghai obtains a crystal coffin from the start. With his sect about to go under, he decides to dig up his own grave, only to run into his hilariously disrespectful grand-disciple, Lin Ke'er. Shen Xinghai: “We have to make the Ancient Path Sect thri 5.8kReads6.5Score70714d adds
- 91 What? You Want Me to Go to Heaven and Find a Fairy Wife? 什么？让我上天找个仙子当媳妇 [Scheming, devious, shameless, anything but innocent, a sly old fox, stealthily growing stronger, genius, ridiculously powerful, maybe funny, a little outrageous, utterly unserious] Why does the underwear of Shushan’s tens of thousands of female disciples keep disappearing? Why does Shushan’s Seven-Colored Glazed Chicken shriek in the middle of the night? Why do Shushan’s elixirs and spirit herbs keep getting stolen…? When Zhang Yu, Shushan’s laziest, most useless, most infuriatingly crafty, opp 5kReads8.1Score45314d adds
- 92 The Director Who Crashes the Party: Box Office Success Depends on Riding Others' Coattails 碰瓷导演：票房全靠蹭 Ye Haoyang inherits a film company on the verge of bankruptcy. He can’t afford to make blockbusters, but surely he can churn out a crappy movie, rip off a hit, and ride the wave of publicity! With the blockbuster Investiture of the Gods about to premiere, Ye Haoyang acts decisively and secretly releases The Legend of the Investiture of the Gods in theaters. The result? A box-office smash. Having tasted success, Ye Haoyang has an epiphany: it’s not that blockbusters are too expensive to make, it’ 60.2kReads8.0Score5k14d adds
- 93 Transmigrated into a Regret Novel? The Li Family's Legitimate Son Invites Great Chu to Its Doom! 穿进后悔流？李家嫡子请大楚赴死！ Transmigrated into a regret-and-redemption story? The Li family’s legitimate son invites Great Chu to its doom! 5.1kReads—Score15714d adds
- 94 Don't Become an Immortal! I Just Fled Back to the Mortal World! 千万别成仙！我刚跑路回人间！ No System, a little naughty, a little vulgar. Things aren't going well in the immortal realm either. Nobody practices properly. The only way to level up is to pay. Bad money drives out good, and the immortal realm is caught in a vicious cycle. Immortals either have a job or are studying for civil service exams. Countless immortals share the same dream: to escape the immortal realm. Li Biao is the only one who ever made it. But after lying flat in the mortal world for ten thousand years, 986Reads—Score17614d adds
- 95 Bankruptcy Is No Big Deal: I Still Own a Male Model Agency 破产不要紧，我名下还有家男模店 Going Bankrupt Is No Big Deal. I Still Own a Male Model Club 13Reads—Score—14d adds
- 96 You Don’t Like Me? Then I’ll Go Find My Big Sister 不喜欢我是吗？那我去找姐姐了 [One heroine] [Sweet romance] Bai Feng bought breakfast for his first love for three years, only to get one reply: “It’s not like I asked you to buy it.” Bai Feng knew that at that moment, he’d become a clown. It turned out that for all three years, she had treated him as a free ATM and free labor. When his older sister found out, the girl even mocked her. But after hearing why he was so heartbroken, his sister began to look at him a little differently. “Xiao Fengfeng, come over and wash my feet 1.6kReads7.5Score20914d adds
- 97 Rabies Has Kicked In, Keep Your Distance 狂犬病已犯，请勿招惹 [A hilarious cast, absurd meme humor, ultra-sweet 1v1 romance, transmigration into a book.] The top cadet at a military academy transmigrates into Du Yingrong, the daughter of General Huaihua: an epic-level hopeless romantic and a weakling supporting female character. Every member of the general's household is a hidden talent, each more eccentric than the last. A grandmother always looking for thrills, an absent-minded father, an indulgent mother, an eldest brother too frail to look after himsel 24.2kReads8.2Score2.4k14d adds
- 98 Failed to Play the Little Sister? Fine, I’ll Play the Whole World 演妹失败？我决定开始演全世界 [High Martial Arts + Multiple Heroines + Absurdist Humor + Comedy] After transmigrating for eighteen years, Lu Yuanqing’s Play It Real System finally loads! The more convincingly he acts, the more people believe him. The more Reality Points he earns, the more what he acts out becomes real! There’s just one problem: he’s a notorious good-for-nothing. He’s been training in martial arts since childhood, yet still hasn’t even reached the entry rank. So if he acts for anyone else, nobody will believe 10.8kReads8.1Score1.3k14d adds
- 99 I'm the Only Sane Person on This Film Set 这剧组就我一个正常人 I'm the only sane person on this film set. 14Reads—Score—14d adds
- 100 I'm Liu Shan, Not a Good-for-Nothing 我刘禅不是草包 "W-why... why not... eat meat gruel?" After Liu Shan died, he discovered that his soul had actually possessed the fool Emperor Sima Zhong of the Great Jin. "What? I, Ah Dou, have become... a fool!" "Damn it, this fool can't even piss by himself!" "What the hell, how can this fool's wife be as ugly as a sow!" "So... someone altered the imperial edict left by the fool's father!" "Th-those two are trying to kill me too?" Luckily, I'm a fool, so no one is on guard against me! 2Reads—Score—14d adds
