Novels like I Wanted to Be a Wise Emperor, but Eunuch Cao Is Far Too Thoughtful
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- 51 Reborn in 1992: Burying Love, Young Master Kun Goes on a Killing Spree in Shenzhen 重生九二葬爱昆少杀疯深圳 Hilarious rebirth + the opportunities of a booming era + ruthless action + multiple heroines + a grassroots entrepreneur + playing the fool to catch the tiger In 1992 Shenzhen, opportunities are everywhere, but so are wolves. Xu Mingkun returns with a lifetime of memories. He digs his first fortune out of a garbage heap, then sweeps aside every wolf in his path with a fire extinguisher. People laugh at him as a deranged, flashy punk and call him a shameless scoundrel who'll stop at nothing. But —Reads—Score—14d adds
- 52 From the Start, I Auctioned Off the Throne, and Buyers Keep Coming Back for After-Sales Service 开局拍卖皇位，买家天天找售后 [Lighthearted stress relief, perfect mealtime entertainment] He was Zhang Qiang, a special forces soldier who woke up in the Great Sheng Dynasty in someone else's body, only to become “the poorest crown prince in history!” How poor was he? He had to budget carefully even when using the latrine, tearing off toilet paper one inch at a time. Meanwhile, his six younger brothers, all princes, were rolling in wealth! Zhang Qiang grinned! Poor? He wasn't worried! He had a portable hidden armory, stocke 239Reads—Score—14d adds
- 53 Everything Changed After We Got Drunk 醉酒过后一切变了 Everything Changed After That Drunken Night —Reads—Score—14d adds
- 54 Hilarious Nonsense: You Call This a Public Education Show? 爆笑沙雕：你管这叫普法节目 [Based on hilarious real-life cases + absurd oddballs + System + current events + no female lead] The police station wants to break with tradition and launch a comedy account on Douyin to promote legal awareness. Rookie police officer Lin Yi is entrusted with the task at a critical moment, and the account’s style soon takes a wild turn! Explosive! In the dead of night, ferocious robbers keep showing up, robbing people naked! Absurd! A man reports that the counterfeit money he bought is so fake h 11Reads—Score—14d adds
- 55 This Master Really Is Crazy 这个大师果然有病 [Urban Supernatural + Master of Madness + Funny Everyday Life + Fortune-Telling Bandit] Master Chang narrowed his eyes, watching as the man was about to snap. “Brother, I advise you not to do that!” “If you do, it’ll prove my reading was wrong!” “If my reading is wrong, someone’s going to pay for it!” “You don’t want anything to happen to your family, do you?” Master Chang looked down at the man who had been tied up hand and foot. “Brother, normally, we fortune-tellers don’t go around forcing pe 55Reads—Score214d adds
- 56 The Cosmic Protector of Cubs: The Star-Busting Chicken God Rises 宇宙护崽暴徒爆星鸡神崛起 Interstellar drifter Qin Er wanders the galaxy with the universe's most shameless chicken in tow, shouting at anyone he sees: “Who dares pluck my chicken? Second Master will scatter your ashes on the spot!” The little yellow chicken in his arms refuses to get up. While it's asleep, it can snipe a gang of space pirates from orbit; when its feathers stand on end, it can bounce ion cannons away. “Cluck! Anti-chicken-eating System activated!” The hacker big sister Zhou Liu pounds her keyboard until 3Reads—Score—14d adds
- 57 I Transmigrated as a Sister-Obsessed Brother and Unlocked Cheat Powers 穿越，身为扶弟魔的我开挂了 Alternate history + transmigration + comedy + absurdity + strong female lead. Synopsis: Ye Zhiyu smiles as radiantly as a mountain flower, putting her arms around the man who stands just below The Outcast and above everyone else. “Your Highness, Prince Zhao, you’re so powerful now. What kind of official post are you going to give me?” “I plan to make you Princess Consort of Zhao.” “Smack!” In a fit of rage, Ye Zhiyu gives the man in front of her a hard slap. “Have you lost your mind? I’m your si 141Reads—Score—14d adds
- 58 The Whole Internet Hates Me for Going on a Dating Show, but My Wild Antics Have Her Hooked 全网黑我上恋综，发癫搞事她真香 [Ridiculous memes + dating show + comedy + face-slapping + nonsense + shameless troublemaking] An Wandu failed her tribulation and transmigrated back to the modern world, where she became An Wan, an influencer universally condemned online. The prince-selection show picked me? Sorry, my uncle might put up with this, but my aunt won't. A movie emperor, huh? Your talent is questionable, and your looks don't exist. The whole internet hates me? An Wan smiled brightly at the screen. "I used to work at 7Reads—Score—14d adds
- 59 The Young White-Haired Mystic Granny Goes on a Rampage in Showbiz! 玄学年轻白发癫姥在娱乐圈疯杀！ [Sichuan-Chongqing edition] [Absurd comedy + bizarre relationship dynamics + feng shui and the supernatural + fake and real heiresses + going crazy + face-slapping + parody] A soft, adorable, easygoing yet unhinged feng shui master × a cold-on-the-outside, goofy-on-the-inside, doom-struck unhinged heir to a wealthy family. Two unhinged souls, perfectly matched by fate! A ridiculous, irreverent face-slapping story about growing stronger. Get ready for a wild ride~ No one knows she’s a hidden m 9Reads—Score—14d adds
- 60 I Went to Suppress Bandits and Found My Own Daughter, Sending Her Chancellor Father Into a Breakdown 剿匪剿到亲闺女，丞相爹爹崩溃了 [Silly, No Romance] [Female Lead Stands Alone] [High-Energy, No-Brainer Wish Fulfillment] In her previous life, Song Chuyi was a top-notch bandit. When her enemies surrounded her as a group, she couldn't hold out and kicked the bucket. Reborn as an orphan girl abandoned during wartime, she was born with absurdly great strength and a divine-power buff. She could snap an ancient tree with one punch. She gathered a band of refugee underlings, built a stronghold and fortifications in the mountains, 2.1kReads6.4Score16114d adds
- 61 If I’m Going Crazy, I’m Going All the Way: The Cold Palace Princess Goes Wild on a Dating Show 疯都疯，冷宫王妃穿到恋综杀疯了 [1v1, super sweet + transmigration + goofy memes + dating reality show + System + hilarious + chasing-wife-to-the-crematorium + face-slapping] [Tough-talking but soft-hearted + old-fashioned domineering CEO + transmigrated emperor]× [expert at calling him out + fiercely protective straight shooter + delivery queen] On my first day as a delivery driver, I burst onto the set of a wildly popular dating show and fell to my knees in front of my ex-husband. That's right, the Great Jing emperor who on 7Reads—Score—14d adds
- 62 Not One of My Harem Consorts Is Normal 朕的后宫妃子，没一个正常人 The campus beauty, Han Yufei, wished to transmigrate into a harem. She planned to lie flat and become the most pampered consort in the land, but from the start, she was beaten with a board and bound to a ridiculous Beating System! Every beating dramatically boosts her cultivation. No need for painstaking practice: getting beaten is all it takes to level up! Meanwhile, Wang Zhiwei, the boy she had publicly humiliated, transmigrated by chance, ascended the throne, and awakened the Emperor System. —Reads—Score—14d adds
- 63 Conquering Myriad Worlds, Starting with the Closet 从衣柜开始征服万界 Zhou Jian never dreamed that one dating site his mom signed him up for on a whim would send his life completely out of control. His wardrobe became a portal that refreshed every week. The good news: Everyone who came through fell for him. The bad news: He fell for everyone who came through. 339Reads6.3Score—14d adds
- 64 Never Compare Combat Power with a Comic Relief Character 千万别跟搞笑角色比战斗力 [Lighthearted Comedy + Memes and Banter + Subverting Expectations + No-Frills System + A Protagonist Who Can’t Cultivate] (His abilities aren’t fully unlocked at first, so things may feel a little slow. If you’re looking for pure power fantasy, start at Chapter 40.) Lu Yao transmigrates to a cultivation world, only to end up with the wrong system: a comedy character system. It’s also a “no-frills” system, with no points to allocate, no quests, and no rewards. Without a system to help him cultiva 77Reads6.3Score—14d adds
- 65 What the Heck! I Transmigrated into a Dog, and the Heroine Is About to Kill Me! 离谱！穿越成狗，女主要噶了！ This is a story about a devoted dog. A message: For C·X·N I wrote this story just to cheer you up. This is a flower I'm giving you. I wrote these words with my own hand, hoping only to make you smile. No matter how your day has gone, I hope you feel warm inside by the time you finish reading. Your happiness matters to me more than anything. I hope you're smiling right now. —Reads—Score—14d adds
- 66 Everyone in the World Has a Golden Finger Except Me 全世界都有金手指，只有我没有 Everyone in the World Has a Golden Finger Except Me 3Reads—Score—14d adds
- 67 Reborn with a Goofy System, I Punish Every Bully at School 重生后我用沙雕系统制裁全校恶人 Reborn, I Use a Ridiculous System to Punish the Villains at School 2Reads—Score—14d adds
- 68 Reborn as the Fire Cloud Evil God, I Love Prison Food! 转生火云邪神，我爱吃牢饭！ [Unhinged, completely unhinged, unbelievably unhinged. The author's a lunatic.] (Perfect for absurd, brainless comedy, pushing your limits, broadening your horizons, and rethinking your perspective... The more of that, the better.) At 420 months old, young prodigy Fu Mo is a professional writer, a wage slave by day. After countless all-nighters writing with nothing to show for it, he dreams of a life behind bars. Unexpectedly, he transmigrates into the body of the Fu clan's patriarch in the Repu 47Reads8.1Score—14d adds
- 69 Reborn: The Argument King of a Tycoon Family 重生之我在豪门当杠精 Reborn: I’m the Contrarian in a Wealthy Family 562Reads—Score—14d adds
- 70 Journey to the West: Jailbreak, Refusing the Pilgrimage and Crushing the Gods 西游越狱：拒绝取经打爆满天神佛 Journey to the West Jailbreak: Sun Wukong! Refuses the pilgrimage and smashes the gods and Buddhas across the heavens. On the very first day Sun Wukong leapt from a stone, he awakened the [Primordial Jailbreak System]. He refuses to take a master, refuses to wreak havoc in Heaven, and refuses to go on the pilgrimage. Instead, he locks every god, Buddha, demon, and monster in the System prison, gaining cultivation, techniques, and magical treasures as he fights his way from prisoner to supreme ru 243Reads—Score—14d adds
- 71 Even Ordinary People Can Journey to the West 凡人也西游 A comedic story that takes a winding route through ancient history. “Your Majesty: I Want to Go Home” [Anti-tropes + no System + hilarious Journey to the West] With a chipped bowl and a gift for talking people into things, I set out on the journey west. In this world, there are no gods, Buddhas, demons, or Systems. It breaks free of the traditional Journey to the West’s divine schemes and System tropes. The so-called monsters are just bandits, and the so-called immortals are nothing but local bu 19Reads—Score—14d adds
- 72 I Chewed Out the War God: Anyone Who Breaks Off the Engagement Is a Dog 怒怼战神，谁不退婚谁是狗 (Lighthearted comedy + everyone’s favorite + winning her back + devoted romance + building an empire) After An Zhaoning received a note saying someone at the Duke of Zhenguo’s residence was ill, she rushed straight over. When she arrived, she discovered that the person she was supposed to treat was actually Chu Liezhang, the Duke of Zhenguo himself. It was her first time treating a man, but as long as the money was right, it was no problem. After following all the steps, she successfully cleared 8kReads8.3Score77814d adds
- 73 The CEO Is Right Next Door, So I Get Him First 近水楼台先得霸总 [Alternate Universe] [Comedy] Because of a System malfunction, Xinghe, who should have been living on the Blue Star, spent sixteen years in another world. When the error is discovered, the System has no choice but to correct it and bring her back. In the original story, Xinghe is the neighbor of Xia Yanxin, the true heiress. They grow up close as sisters. Even after Xia Yanxin is found by her biological parents, she faces a family that favors others and a scheming, faux-sweet impostor heiress, l 1.7kReads8.7Score32414d adds
- 74 An Unfinished Startup Dream 2 一场未完成的创业梦2 The dual life of a handsome dreamer, who dreams different dreams as he shifts between roles. This new work grew out of the mistakes made last time. Everyone is welcome to read and share their feedback. 1Reads—Score—14d adds
- 75 Ancestor, Please Stop Bragging. You’ll Make Him Invincible 老祖求你别吹了，再吹他就无敌了 [Hilarious + master of dirty tricks + high martial arts + comedy + invincible] Bro, please, let me go. I really don’t know how to brag! Shen Chui looked at him with disgust. “Useless. If you can’t even brag, what’s the point of being alive?” I’m starting to miss Wang Xiangyu and Xinyu. Those two are the true founding masters of bragging! I’m not interested in making money! I’m face-blind, so I can’t tell whether someone’s pretty! Look at how well they brag! Why can’t I ever run into talent like —Reads—Score—14d adds
- 76 Mad, All of You Are Mad! The Adorably Unhinged Princess Takes on Love 癫，都癫，癫萌小主闯情关 Transmigrated into the modern world as a spoiled princess, then sent to a hospital for being mentally ill? I am Shen Qingqing, Noble Consort of the Great Liang. I shout “How dare you!” at the doctor, treat the nurses’ station as the imperial kitchen, and teach my fellow patients to use palace intrigue to deal with their families… The attending physician breaks down: “Why don’t you just get discharged?” After leaving the hospital, I make a surprise appearance at the CEO’s home. He says coldly, “D 8Reads—Score—14d adds
- 77 My Kindergarten Daughter Is Busy Looking for a Stepmom 幼儿园的女儿，忙着找后妈 The everyday life of “Tong Jincheng” in Shanghai as he raises a child at Love Apartment. Apartment 3601 welcomes all sorts of Douyin influencers, actresses, and familiar TV heroines... Familiar characters, familiar scenes, and that unmistakable vibe of a troublemaker! There’s a lot of setup early on. If that’s not your thing, you can start reading from Chapter 81, when he moves into Love Apartment. It won’t affect your enjoyment. 20Reads—Score—14d adds
- 78 I Conquered the Cultivation World by Watching Ads 我靠看广告称霸修仙世界 This story features silly humor, a lighthearted and comedic tone, cultivation, a System, a golden finger, farming, and an ensemble cast. If that's not your thing, this isn't for you. When a master con artist transmigrates to another world of cultivation and binds himself to an advertising System, he meets an inexperienced female cultivator, a kindhearted buddy, a resourceful subordinate, an energetic and quick-witted sect maiden, and a dazed old monk. What kind of unconventional cultivation adve 10Reads—Score—14d adds
- 79 Are You Here to Cultivate or Sightsee? 你是来修仙还是来观光的？ If you really transmigrated to a cultivation world, are you sure you’d want to cultivate immortality? Or are you sure you’d want to chase that elusive Great Dao, venture into all kinds of dangerous places to fight over opportunities, then burn through resources while suffering through lonely, repetitive cultivation in a cave abode? Would you want to complete all kinds of System missions? Would you want to risk facing tribulations that could leave you utterly annihilated? Would you want to get ca 5.5kReads8.4Score51314d adds
- 80 Don't Count on Doubao, He's Nothing but Trouble in Another World 别指望豆包了，它在异世纯添乱 Hiking vlogger Lin Xiaoman was about to end her livestream when she unexpectedly transmigrated to a primitive world called the Great Wilderness. The good news was that she had a golden finger. The bad news was that it was a stupid AI assistant named Doubao. Its navigation was always wrong, and its item identification was pure nonsense. And she could even unlock the Meituan app? After going to great lengths to unlock Meituan, she had to unlock it all over again because she'd tried to save money. —Reads—Score—14d adds
- 81 I Picked Up a Stray Cat and Made It a God, Now All Humanity Grovels at My Feet 捡只流浪猫当神，我让全人类跪舔 I Picked Up a Stray Cat and Made It a God, Now All of Humanity Kneels Before Me —Reads—Score—14d adds
- 82 High Martial: My Brother Is a Total Weakling, Yet He Livestreams Himself Playing the Martial Emperor 高武：我哥战五渣，却直播演武帝 Everyone, take a look! This is my brother, Ye Mo, successor to the Martial Emperor. Except that's fake! To scrape together my tuition, I started livestreaming with a selfie stick and dressed him up as a successor to the Martial Emperor. The principal lets his imagination run wild, the campus belle takes a liking to him, his rivals are scared stiff, and the chat keeps spamming 666. Only I know he's holding a chipped enamel mug of expired instant noodles, with a fake blood pack stuffed in his pock 7Reads—Score—14d adds
- 83 Everyone Else Transmigrates into a Book to Beat It, but I Only Want to Die 别人穿书求通关，我穿书一心求死 [Unhinged comedy, fun and games, System, endless transmigration into books, seeking death, the Myriad Worlds] The moment the damn System dragged him into a book, Qin Feng nearly broke down. He’d just bought a lottery ticket and won the jackpot: a hundred million! What? He had to finish the plot and clear the book to return to the real world? Otherwise, he’d be sent into another book on the next round? Well, fine. No big deal. He could wait a few more days. Wait! Are you kidding me? It takes nine 228Reads—Score—14d adds
- 84 I Slept with the Empress? Now I'm the Commander! 睡了女皇？我直接当首长！ [Laid-Back Male Lead] + [Badass Female Lead] + [Civilization Advancement] + [Comedic Ensemble] [Reader’s Guide] 1. The male lead is a true sit-back-and-win war god. Luck is his combat power, and he’s dragged into the action the whole way. 2. The female lead is at the pinnacle of power in the universe, the epitome of elegant, violent beauty. 3. Every side character is a comedian: a hot-tempered commander, a money-loving buddy, a skeleton who sells burial plots, and a cultivation big shot who’s a 22Reads—Score—14d adds
- 85 This Damn System Isn’t Human, It Wants Me to Call It Daddy 狗系统不当人，要我喊爸爸 Pure, mindless comedy, with no dull moments and one laugh after another. The plot moves fast. Friends, if you’re willing to read it, just don’t curse me out. I may update a little slowly because I have to think up the plot, and I’m aiming for less than 100,000 words a day. The story is about the protagonist activating a Dad System. System novels all follow the same formula, and I didn’t want to go down the same path as everyone else, so this is a bit of an unconventional take. Just have fun, giv 46Reads—Score—14d adds
- 86 Bankruptcy Is No Big Deal: I Still Own a Male Model Agency 破产不要紧，我名下还有家男模店 Going Bankrupt Is No Big Deal. I Still Own a Male Model Club 13Reads—Score—14d adds
- 87 The Legend of Brother B B哥传 [Witty] [Hilarious] [Scheming] [You’ll laugh yourself to death in bed] There are thirty million jokes in the martial world, and half of them are in The Legend of B. Other people add flavoring to soup to make it funny; the author adds soup to the flavoring. The Legend of B is a comedic web novel, similar to Love Apartment. Every chapter is a comic scene that’s sure to keep you laughing! Imagine the following scenes. Packing up the foot bath water! Auditioning to be a lover! Using a lottery system 98Reads—Score—14d adds
- 88 After My Advisor Called Me Trash, I Used a Tube of Waste Fluid to Blow Up the Scientific Community 被导师骂垃圾后，我用一管废液炸穿科学圈 After My Advisor Called Me Trash, I Used a Tube of Waste Liquid to Blast My Way Through the Scientific Community 1Reads—Score—14d adds
- 89 After My Girlfriend Dumped Me, I Became a God with One Turd, and the Lord of Hell Became My Underling 被甩后我一泡屎封神，地狱君主给我当小弟 After I Got Dumped, One Dump Made Me a God, and the Lord of Hell Became My Lackey —Reads—Score—14d adds
- 90 The Abandoned Disciple's Old Pact 仙门弃徒的旧约 The Old Pact of the Abandoned Disciple of the Immortal Sect 1Reads—Score—14d adds
- 91 Dude, Are You Collecting Historical Figures? 不是哥们，你收集古人啊 [Meme humor]+ [Laugh-out-loud comedy]+ [Three Kingdoms]+ [Water Margin]+ [Unhinged]+ [Awkward singing]+ [Workhorse] This is a funny transmigration story about a workhorse, a slacker, and a monkey. They first transmigrate to the Three Kingdoms era and collect its heroes, only to discover that the heroes they’ve collected are supposed to play Honor of Kings for their master! Later, the chief hall master who got in through the back door usurps the throne, and the three of them end up in the Water M 43Reads—Score—14d adds
- 92 My System Arrived a Hundred Years Early, and I Crush the Geniuses of the Myriad Worlds 系统提前一百年，我吊打诸天天骄 [Divine Choice System activated.] [You, who transmigrated here 120 years ago, have endured eighty-one trials. Your whole family was brutally killed, your blood was replaced, and your face was ruined, yet you were still found by the King of Chu, Zhou Duanshui.] [Choice 1: Kneel and beg for mercy, offering up the last of your dignity. Reward: one year of life. A bad life is better than no life, so live a few more years and outlast him.] [Choice 2: If you’re done living, fight back and attack the K 112Reads5.8Score11014d adds
- 93 The Insane, Heaven-Defying Brick! 疯批逆天大板砖！ A crazed, heaven-defying brick! 17Reads—Score—14d adds
- 94 Don’t Eat Me! I Really Did Transmigrate into a Char Siu Bun, I’m Just a Funny Girl 别吃我！我真是穿成叉烧的搞笑女 In a nutshell: This is a hilarious, sweet romance about a domineering CEO, with a wildly imaginative premise. The heroine, Ding Haha, prays to the God of Wealth every day to get rich, but a meddling System turns her into char siu instead. By chance, a secret, limited-edition CEO takes her home, and her chaotic romantic life begins. (But… what their everyday life looks like depends on whatever wild idea pops into my head today, so… things may get pretty weird.) 9Reads—Score—14d adds
- 95 Becoming a Miracle Healer with AI 带着ai当神医 You've definitely never read an immortal-cultivation story about treating illnesses like this. It follows a mere mortal who treats all kinds of terminal illnesses afflicting cultivators as ordinary little ailments. I'm planning to keep this story going for a long time. I'm going to fight tooth and nail for it, and nobody can stop me. I'm not a God of Slaughter. I'm not some big shot. I don't know martial arts. I have no enemies in the martial world. I have no secret medicines or poisonous powder 5Reads—Score—14d adds
- 96 I Accidentally Got Pregnant with the CEO's Baby 一不小心怀了总裁的崽 Ruan Ziyan is the undisputed queen of clapbacks, the one nobody can beat in an argument. On the day of her interview, she roasted an old classmate so badly he questioned his entire existence. The CEO even watched the whole thing unfold live from his car. On her first day at work, a colleague told her to serve tea and run errands like a maid. She roasted him into silence, then took down their team leader for good measure. She made a name for herself in the CEO's office. She thought she could fina 35.6kReads8.7Score3.8k14d adds
- 97 My Ex-Boyfriend Has a Green Glow Over His Head 前男友头顶泛绿光 [Hilarious transmigration into a book + winning back an ex at all costs + System missions + one-on-one, both leads are each other’s first and only] Cheng Xiao, a struggling author, begged readers for a one-yuan tip so she could reach the hundred-yuan withdrawal minimum. Instead, they tore her to shreds! Frustrated, she went outside for some air, only to step straight into a novel she had abandoned years ago, becoming its heroine, Linda! Even more absurdly, the one who triggered her transmigrati —Reads—Score—14d adds
- 98 People Rise, Rain Clears, Yet I'm a Turtle Spirit 人会发达雨会晴，奈何我是王八精 [Hilariously absurd turtle spirit × unlucky, sharp-tongued young master] · Signed · Happy ending After cultivating for three thousand years, the turtle spirit survived the tribulation but couldn't escape the fate of being crushed to death by a boulder. Crushed to death by a rock, the turtle spirit opened her eyes again and found herself in the body of Shi Tou, a washed-up actress in the entertainment industry. Turtle: …I hate rocks. They stopped me from becoming immortal. This means war! Maybe i 2Reads—Score—14d adds
- 99 I'm Jin Fan, and My Web Novel Is Absolutely Fire 我是金番，我的网文吊炸天 [No System + Joke Machine + Laughing Like a Pig at Midnight + The Secrets of a Golden Tomato Author Revealed] Every word written with care. No AI! I swear on my chastity that this is the funniest novel you've ever read, packed with more jokes and memorable lines than any other, and full of practical value. So many great lines they'll make your head spin, and a plot you won't be able to put down! If it's not good, come beat me up! Buckle up and hold on tight. Here we go: Oh my god! I'm Qin Shi Hu 2Reads6.7Score—14d adds
- 100 Take on the Impossible, Win a Ten-Billion Prize 挑战不可能，赢取百亿奖励 [The greatest anti-trope novel, bar none. Nothing but five-star reviews. Veteran readers can dive right in.] Why was the War God's daughter's doghouse stolen? Why was the live-in son-in-law holding a footbath and weeping into his hands? Why couldn't the medical immortal perform in bed, despite having a harem full of women? Who stole the sign-in lottery System? Why does enlightenment keep crashing? Why is the good-for-nothing always hanging out with a pig? The monsters outside are only level 0.1, 93Reads8.7Score—14d adds
