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  1. 151 Prison of Flowers 花间狱 One-Eighth Shochu八分之一烧酒Sports176k WordsOngoing [Ensemble cast + comedy + traditional online game + renaissance] This is the age when guilds fade away. This is the age when clubs rise. This is our age. Hua Xinghe: “Tell the author to make me reborn already!” 1Reads6.2Score—14d adds
  2. 152 Clocking Out on Time, Only to Encounter the Supernatural 准点下班却碰到灵异事件 Raccoon Raccoon Raccoon Peanut狸狸狸花生Urban404k WordsOngoing A black cat I picked up. It said that “Lust” lived inside it. Only later did I learn that “Wrath,” “Pride,” “Greed,” and the rest were out there too... And my mission was to collect them all. 9Reads—Score—14d adds
  3. 153 My CEO Wife Wants to Torture Her Husband? But I'm a Capitalist! 总裁妻子想虐夫？可老子是资本家啊？ Ash-Slinging Immortal打灰仙人10k WordsCompleted My CEO Wife Wants to Torture Her Husband? Too Bad I’m a Capitalist! 3.3kReads—Score2214d adds
  4. 154 Great Ming: Don't Cry, Your Majesty. I Can Play the Suona! 大明：陛下别哭，臣会吹唢呐！ Jie'er, Who Loves Barbecue Tofu爱吃烧烤豆腐的杰儿Historical748k WordsCompleted (The rating just came out, so it's a little low. It'll go up.) [Ming Dynasty + Technological Powerhouse + Comedy + One Heroine + Suona King] Flowers bloom and fade, flowers fill the sky; you're here one moment, gone the next! Song Renzou unexpectedly arrives in the Ming Dynasty. The child he picks up from the start turns out to be Zhu Yuanzhang's eldest legitimate grandson, Zhu Xiongying! Just then, Empress Ma passes away, and the funeral musicians of Yingtian are in a sorry state. Song Renzou a 8.3kReads8.0Score68114d adds
  5. 155 The God of Ruin in the Great Void 太虚亡神 Zhaozhao Xingyu昭昭星瑜Eastern Fantasy865k WordsOngoing This is a traditional xuanhuan cultivation novel blended with urban cultivation elements. The protagonist fights to survive against the odds and is skilled at playing the pig to eat the tiger, growing from weak to strong on the path of cultivation. The story focuses on building a rich world, with foreshadowing and sound logic. About the story: Beyond the Great Void, is that the summit all living beings look up to? No. It is merely an altar left behind after the gods passed through their twilight —Reads6.6Score—14d adds
  6. 156 A Scheming Woman Ran Off Pregnant? What a Lucky Break! 心机女带球跑？还有这好事？ Ash-Slinging Immortal打灰仙人12k WordsCompleted A scheming woman runs off while pregnant? What a lucky break! 405Reads—Score—14d adds
  7. 157 The Enchantress Arrives, and Every Day She Drops Another Secret Identity 妖女驾到，她每天都在掉马甲 The Pink Avocado粉色的牛油果Ancient Romance509k WordsCompleted I’m Zhen Xiaoxiao, a modern airline pilot. A bolt of lightning struck, and my soul somehow transmigrated to the Song Kingdom, where I became Guo Xiaoxiao, the daughter of a fallen marquis’s family. From then on, my fate became closely bound to the rise and fall of an ancient dynasty. Using modern knowledge and a mysterious System, I survive in a chaotic age and unexpectedly meet Crown Prince Zhao Zixuan, who carries a secret of the imperial family. I once thought my encounter with Zhao Zixuan w 16Reads9.3Score—14d adds
  8. 158 My Best Friend and I Set Up a Street Stall, So How Did We Bring Glory to Our Country? 我，和闺蜜摆摊，怎么为国争光了 I Beg You, Tong Meng 1我求童蒙1Modern Romance607k WordsCompleted [Gourmet] + [Street Stalls] + [Best Friends] + [System] + [Making a Fortune] A feel-good version of 2 Broke Girls! If you love 2 Broke Girls, you have to check this out! When two unemployed best friends are so broke they have to split a packet of instant noodles, Chang Yixin’s [God of Cooking System] awakens! And so the strongest street-food best-friend duo on earth is born! Chang Yixin is in charge of the flavor. One bowl of fried noodles is enough to make customers weep and exclaim, “It tastes 493Reads8.7Score—14d adds
  9. 159 Bound by the Sword, Wild as Snow 缚剑狂雪 Sleepless Dreamweaver睡不着的幻梦师Eastern Fantasy1.9M WordsCompleted [Dual Male Leads + Teacher-Disciple Romance + Devoted Husband] Amid the snow and wind on Snow Listening Cliff in the Nether Ruins Mountains, Ling Yan, elder of the Southern Peak of the Zhenxu Sect, stood in white robes as pristine as snow. He had once been the brilliant Law Enforcement Elder of the Lingxiao Pavilion in the Upper Immortal Realm, peerless in both his Frostflow Sword and Bagua formations. Yet at the height of his life, he retired to the lower realm to guard the rift to the Demon Re 4Reads6.8Score—14d adds
  10. 160 A Poor Girl’s Path to Immortality: My Backpack Can Duplicate Spirit Stones 贫女修仙，我的背包能复制灵石 Luo Qingyan洛清烟Ancient Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Cultivation + pocket dimension + spirit stones that duplicate themselves + coercive love + groveling pursuit] Shen Ruo, an errand girl with five-spirit-root cultivation talent, has two golden fingers: a storage space where time stands still and a backpack that duplicates one spirit stone every day. She only wanted to enjoy a peaceful life of cultivation, but was forced into the eye of the storm surrounding three men. Lin Ruzhou was her tribulation. In the cruelest way, he taught her the law of 1.1kReads7.0Score18814d adds
  11. 161 I Am the Strongest Property Manager of the Three Realms 我，三界最强物业 Little Prince of the Bathhouse洗澡房小王子Urban189k WordsCompleted Don’t talk to me about magic. At Tianxi Court, even the Jade Emperor has to check in first. Every resident is “not human.” The gods and demons: “Please, Brother Hao, don’t lock the gate. We need to clock out!” Hao Jian clutches his back. “Miss Liu’s place is leaking again. Damn it, I’ve got to go deal with another workplace injury!” 1Reads—Score—14d adds
  12. 162 The Sect Was on the Verge of Collapse Before an Unstoppable Leader Finally Arrived 宗门都快散了，才来个逆天掌教 ECH00O00Eastern Fantasy380k WordsOngoing The Qinglan Sect is on the verge of collapse. Its gates are broken, its spirit fields have been lost, its protective formation is half destroyed, and only three disciples remain after the others fled. When Xu Guanshan opens his eyes, he finds himself the new sect leader of this battered sect. Other transmigrators come with powerful techniques and magic treasures. He only gets a Sect Restoration System. The System doesn’t grant him invincible powers. It tells him just one thing: First, keep the s —Reads—Score—14d adds
  13. 163 A Golden Core Fully Formed from the Start, and Now I Have to Survive the Supernatural? 开局金丹大成让我诡异求生？ Su Xiaoxuan苏筱萱Eastern Fantasy100k WordsOngoing [Comedy and Absurdity] + [Infinite Flow] + [Single Female Lead] A Golden Core cultivator has appeared in the eerie world? Eerie Fifty-Fifty: Have fun playing games, and keep smiling! Eerie Banana Guy: This is way too freewheeling! Han Xin, Top Player on the Chinese Server: Even a little drink won't help Han Xin recover from this. This guy is unbelievably awesome. Grandpa Niu from Turning-Over Garden: Are you cosplaying Louis XVI? Interesting. Three Spoons: No time to mourn Wang Qi. This guy is t 1Reads—Score—14d adds
  14. 164 Where the Feathers Return: Transmigrated, Yet Still a Wage Slave 翎羽归处：穿越还是打工人 Four Joyful Little Dumplings四喜团团团Ancient Romance346k WordsOngoing Fresh out of college, Shu Ling [no System, no pocket dimension] has only a “brain” and a heart full of “enthusiasm.” [Transmigration + ensemble cast + career + unconventional plot + romance] She transmigrates into the “Miss Shu Ling,” who shares her name and appearance and lives in a general's household! Before she can catch her breath, she's summoned to the palace to “work.” From the start, the princess appoints her CEO, and she gets two handsome “nepotism hires.” One is as gentle as water, wil 3Reads9.2Score—14d adds
  15. 165 The CEO Is Right Next Door, So I Get Him First 近水楼台先得霸总 The Hippo Who Loves Watermelon爱吃西瓜的小河马Modern Romance378k WordsCompleted [Alternate Universe] [Comedy] Because of a System malfunction, Xinghe, who should have been living on the Blue Star, spent sixteen years in another world. When the error is discovered, the System has no choice but to correct it and bring her back. In the original story, Xinghe is the neighbor of Xia Yanxin, the true heiress. They grow up close as sisters. Even after Xia Yanxin is found by her biological parents, she faces a family that favors others and a scheming, faux-sweet impostor heiress, l 1.7kReads8.7Score32414d adds
  16. 166 Young Master Li Chen 公子李辰 0Dreams of Jiangnan00梦江南0Ancient Romance234k WordsCompleted Adapted into a comic drama of the same name [Wild fantasy + ancient-style political intrigue + System-powered + underdog’s rise] Scholar Li Chen, a top-ranked graduate, rejects a princess, defies imperial orders, and takes on powerful ministers, all for the sake of one promise: “I’ll avenge Yu Ling.” With the help of the System, every flash of heavenly insight diverts rivers of silver and sends heads rolling; every breakthrough in martial arts shakes the martial world and sends the imperial cour 24Reads9.3Score—14d adds
  17. 167 The Yin-Yang Mortal World 阴阳尘世 Camellia Melody山茶花音Mystery317k WordsOngoing Yin and yang are opposing yet balanced forces, like Heaven and Earth, the sun and moon, darkness and light. At some point, the balance of yin and yang in the mortal world was broken. Strange paranormal phenomena known as “Corruption” spread across the world. To maintain the balance between the yin and yang realms and cleanse the world of “Corruption,” the onmyoji came into being. As Luo Yin, an onmyoji, delves deeper into the paranormal and supernatural incidents plaguing the mortal world, she d 7Reads7.1Score—14d adds
  18. 168 Lord of the Cursed Books 诡书之主 Steamed Soy Sauce蒸命酱油Mystery343k WordsCompleted [Supernatural Revival] [Dungeons] [Mystery] [Mild Horror] Lin Feng is a surgeon at the city hospital. By chance, he acquires a System disguised as a powerful evil spirit. The spirit tricks him into cultivating immortality, when what it really wants is to take over his body. Fortunately, another evil spirit kills the one posing as the System. That spirit is Lin Feng's sworn brother from his previous life, a ghost book that can predict the future. It has made predictions 9,526 times, and every one 3Reads7.2Score—14d adds
  19. 169 She’s Just a Childhood Friend, It’s Not Like I Plan to Marry Her 青梅而已，哥又没打算娶 Ash-Slinging Immortal打灰仙人Marriage & Romance10k WordsCompleted She's Just My Childhood Friend. It's Not Like I Plan to Marry Her 1.1kReads—Score11314d adds
  20. 170 Defying Heaven, I Make the Immortals Step Aside 反骨登天，众仙避让 Stars Shine Across the Sky星耀长空Eastern Fantasy174k WordsCompleted A hilarious, stress-relieving cultivation romp that reveals the full picture of the Immortal Realm. Lin Xuan, the Holy Son of the Xuantian Sect, has heaven-defying talent, a cunning mind, and a wicked sense of humor. When the Seven Fairies of the Heavenly Court descend to the mortal world for a wager, he wins a hundred million immortal crystals from them. The Seven Fairies honor their bet: “Come to Heaven with us!” Lin Xuan: “Let’s go! There’s even more fun to be had in the Heavenly Court!” As s 1Reads7.1Score—14d adds
  21. 171 Eva Truly Loves You Eva真心爱你 Sodium Chloride Pufferfish氯化钠河豚Anime Fanfiction838k WordsCompleted Welcome, readers. The character Elysia in this work takes her name and appearance from Honkai Impact 3rd, but she is not a Herrscher from the original Honkai world. In this world of Evangelion, filled with despair and fate, she is an unprecedented “accident,” an entirely original human being who has broken free of the predetermined cycle. On this stage where tragedy repeats without end, she arrives like a “miracle,” a person who should never have existed, yet possesses the same warm heart and 442Reads8.6Score—14d adds
  22. 172 The Heaven-Defying Pact: The Evil Cultivator Is Actually the Sect Patriarch 逆天契约邪修竟是宗门老祖 Misty Willow雾柳Ancient Romance331k WordsCompleted Yun Zhao, a genius disciple of the Xuantian Sect, is sabotaged by a junior sister and falls into a thousand-year-old frozen pool. On the brink of death, she offers her body as a spiritual channel in exchange for a passerby’s help in escaping. But later, Yun Zhao discovers that this spiritual channel arrangement is utterly outrageous. By day, he is a stern and dignified sect elder. By night, he becomes a beautiful, murderous ghost who locks her in his arms and asks again and again, “Do you still 2Reads8.0Score—14d adds
  23. 173 My Cheating Scumbag Husband's Perfect Affair Is Exposed 渣夫的完美出轨暴露了 Grandpa Milk Tea奶茶公公Modern Romance303k WordsCompleted Synopsis: If no one had “accidentally” let it slip, Cen Si probably never would have discovered that her husband, Gu Zhiyuan, was cheating on her. Gu Zhiyuan carefully prepared gifts for every anniversary and tended to all her emotional needs. Only after the truth came out did Cen Si realize that the man was a master of time management and a flirt who played the perfect lover for every woman, and loved every minute of it. The person who had revealed the truth was consumed with guilt. “If it were 18Reads8.4Score—14d adds
  24. 174 Turn the Male Lead into the Female Lead from the Start, and Steal His System! 开局把男主变女主，夺他系统！ Chess Thoughts棋思弈想Urban289k WordsOngoing This book breaks the mold: fake harem, laugh-out-loud comedy, a “smart” System, invincible wish fulfillment, cosmic horror, and a brainless protagonist who charges through the world. After transmigrating into a modern world of high martial arts, Chen Mo bonded with the [True Love System], which promised him everything belonging to his women! But fate had other plans. Every peerlessly beautiful woman, heiress, and icy assassin flocked to Ye Chen, the chosen one! Three years after being reborn, Y 393Reads6.8Score—14d adds
  25. 175 Quick Transmigration! The Goddess Is Here to Collect Souls Again 快穿！神女她又来收魂了 Xuan Ge萱戈Ancient Romance256k WordsOngoing Fast-paced, satisfying, and focused on completing missions, with no fixed romance. Who else has a divine maiden come down to earth to chase KPIs? The Star Emperor’s Court has developed cracks, and the soul contracts of the guardian deities of all twelve zodiac signs must be collected. Her father, the Emperor, tricks Lord Lan Jue, the God Nie Lan, into descending to the mortal realm: “Go collect the souls, or our home will collapse!” With a ring that can store souls, Nie Lan begins a frantic quic 7Reads8.0Score—14d adds
  26. 176 My Editor Wants Me to Write a Miserable Story? I’ll Get Him on the Must-Eat List! 编辑逼我写憋屈文？反手送他上必吃榜！ Ash-Slinging Immortal打灰仙人8k WordsCompleted My Editor Wants Me to Write Miserable Stories? I Turn Around and Get Him on the Must-Eat List! 43Reads—Score—14d adds
  27. 177 The Warring States Strategist: I Lay a Grand Scheme in Times of Chaos 战国谋主，我于乱世布天局 Writing Books Is Voluntary写书是自愿的Historical164k WordsOngoing He was once an obscure scholar. One day, he transmigrates, his soul landing in the Warring States period. He becomes a discarded prince of Qi, confined in Jiangyang Commandery in Wei and left to die in his sickbed. Clinging to life, he stirs up the commandery with a single warehouse voucher and turns the game of fate around with his schemes. The court is full of intrigue, and people’s hearts are mirrors. A hostage prince, a discarded son, a lone soul in a chaotic age: he advances one careful s —Reads7.2Score—14d adds
  28. 178 Desire in the Clear Pool 清池欲火 ProfundisTwo Female Leads131k WordsCompleted Yun Yu, a mysterious female director, was used to controlling everything, including love. She had been working with the “uncle-type movie god” Jin Wen on their “deep brotherhood,” but one act of help stirred his heart. As filming began on her new movie, Clear Pool, Burning Desire, a love triangle set off by a stunning campus beauty was only the beginning. Then Zhu Yu, a top actress with an underground movie-star boyfriend, arrived. Ignoring every taboo, Yun Yu made a bold confession. She nev 17Reads7.0Score—14d adds
  29. 179 Chinese Showbiz: Reborn with an AI Strategist to Make a Masterpiece 华娱：重生带个AI军师拍神作 My Wife Is Hot Spring Water老婆是温泉水Urban791k WordsCompleted [Just rated and the score is still rising + Reborn + AI + Industrialized Film Production + Satisfying Story with No Angst + Multiple Heroines] “I’ll say it again: on my set, we don’t talk about art. We talk about physical parameters!” In 2008, Chen Mo is reborn with a maxed-out AI engine and becomes the most terrifying tyrant on set in the entire Chinese entertainment industry. Facing a future Best Actress who has just entered the business and whose acting is still rough, Chen Mo shows no mercy: 1.9kReads5.5Score10914d adds
  30. 180 The Company Is 10 Billion in Debt, and My Fiancée Fired Me? 公司负债百亿，未婚妻把我裁员了？ Ash-Slinging Immortal打灰仙人9k WordsCompleted The company is a hundred billion in debt, and my fiancée laid me off? 1.7kReads—Score10614d adds
  31. 181 From the Start, I Blasted the Furnace Ten Thousand Times, and Every Pill Was a Worthless Dud 开局炸炉一万次，全是老六废丹 Loves Pretty Sheep Most最爱美羊羊Eastern Fantasy67k WordsOngoing [Comedy + Transmigration + Cheat Powers + Scheming Side Characters + Cultivation] Senior Brother: “Lin Chen! What kind of pill did you give me? Why has my little brother disappeared?!” After transmigrating to the cultivation world, Lin Chen bound himself to a ridiculous Alchemy System with a zero percent success rate. After blowing up the furnace ten thousand times, all he produced were useless pills from the underworld: super-strength pills, potent laxatives, hair-removal cream... Despised by t 2Reads—Score—14d adds
  32. 182 You Told Me to Be Ordinary, So I Drew My Sword and Left the Gods Stunned 让你当凡人，你提剑把神明砍懵了 White-Robed Strategist白衣军师Urban219k WordsOngoing [Urban Supernatural Powers + Highly Intelligent Protagonist + Decisive and Ruthless + Mortal Slays Gods + Passionate Action] The blood moon appeared, and the gods sat high above the clouds, regarding all living beings as ants. Humanity fought on in despair. Xu Pingfan, whose awakened talent was rated at zero and who was deemed an “absolute mortal,” picked up the rusty sword that symbolized his shame. Everyone said mortals were like dust, incapable of standing against the gods. Only Xu Pingfan sa —Reads8.4Score—14d adds
  33. 183 Reborn as an Exploited Workhorse, I Bleed the Heartless Capitalists Dry 穿成倒贴牛马，我薅疯黑心资本家 Leisurely Fish Tonic Soup闲鱼大补汤Modern Romance73k WordsCompleted Zhou Xiaomeng stared at the voice message. Her last memory was of another screen: the case-management system at the arbitration court, packed with overtime records. She rubbed her eyes, and then everything went black. When she opened them again, she was here. It took her three minutes to confirm three things. First, this wasn't her body. The person in the mirror was thinner, with dark circles so heavy they looked like she'd been beaten up, and a mole on her cheekbone that she hadn't had in her p 2Reads—Score—14d adds
  34. 184 Reborn as a Rich Second-Generation Heir, I Turned into a Zombie from the Start 穿成富二代，却开局变丧尸 Gle Zhi's Big Baby咯知大宝贝Sci-Fi & Apocalypse493k WordsOngoing I'm a pro at being a zombie, a complete amateur at being human, and unbeatable at making snarky comments! My soul transmigrates into the apocalypse, and I'm a zombie from the start, bound to a ridiculously awful System. My hot-blooded, idiot teammates treat me like an enemy, the scheming villain treats me like a rival, and the whole world wants to study me... No problem. As long as I hit them with enough stale jokes to leave them speechless, they'll be the ones feeling awkward! A modern person's 20Reads8.7Score—14d adds
  35. 185 I Have a Million-Man Army, and You Think I’ll Take This Insult?! 朕百万大军，能受这委屈？ Ash-Slinging Immortal打灰仙人Historical13k WordsCompleted I command a million troops. You think I’d put up with this? 463Reads—Score514d adds
  36. 186 Traffic Cop Xia Xiaoman Specializes in Taming Defiant Detective Captain Qin 交警夏小满，专治刑警秦队不服 Tu Da兔哒Modern Romance257k WordsCompleted [One-on-one + devoted to each other + happy ending] A bickering couple, hilarious banter, and the sweetest romance! The heroine is adorable, not stupid! A powerhouse in her professional field, but slow on the uptake when it comes to love, with maxed-out skills for talking back! The hero goes from an icy mountain to a loyal puppy! At first: “Don’t come near me!” Later: “Honey, I was wrong. Please pay attention to me!” Solving cases is secondary, romance comes first! The cases are lighthearted, ne 3.4kReads8.5Score41714d adds
  37. 187 Stellar-Core Prodigy: The Bottom-Ranked Good-for-Nothing Becomes a Legend 星核天才：垫底废柴她居然封神了 Qing Yi Loves Shark Carving倾译爱吃鲨雕Sci-Fi & Apocalypse131k WordsCompleted [Absurd comedy + face-slapping + going off the rails + a cast of lunatics + unhinged banter] An unserious, face-slapping coming-of-age power fantasy. Whoever shows up, they're all complete weirdos to begin with~ Dead last in every subject, timid and easy to bully, Party Yehong is laughed at by everyone at the Mecha Academy. They call her a good-for-nothing dunce, a bottom-feeder who doesn't belong among the elite. No one knows that this seemingly helpless girl is the last descendant of an ancien 4Reads—Score—14d adds
  38. 188 I’m Rewriting the Script of a Tragic Novel: Change One Word and the Whole Cast Gets Humiliated 我在虐文改剧本，改一字全员社死 A Hint of Warmth in Early Summer浅夏微暖Modern Romance64k WordsOngoing [Absurd Comedy]+ [Revenge in a Tragic Romance]+ [Text-Editing System]+ [Everyone Loses It] I transmigrated into a melodramatic tragedy and became the unlucky heroine: the domineering CEO tormented my heart, the scheming mistress smeared my name, and I even had to donate a kidney to save his white-moonlight love. Just as the scumbag was about to make me kneel in front of everyone, the [Literary Inquisition: Text-Editing System] came online Change a single character in a key plot point, and realit —Reads—Score—14d adds
  39. 189 After We Broke Up, I Took the Campus Belle on a Trip in My G-Wagon and Got Rich 分手后，我开大G带校花旅游暴富 Sunset Like a Sword夕阳如剑Urban164k WordsOngoing [Tycoon + multiple heroines + power fantasy + travel + lighthearted + travel check-ins + border tour] The summer vacation of his freshman year had just begun when his girlfriend insisted on breaking up with him in a hotel room. “I want gold necklaces and designer handbags, but all you give me are plush toys that cost a few dozen yuan.” Li Yi unexpectedly awakened the Border Tour Tycoon System! A real tycoon, not a fake one! Two million yuan in startup funds appeared instantly as an advance from 11Reads—Score12314d adds
  40. 190 A Cultivator's Unfiltered Livestream Shatters the Immortal Venerable's Dao Heart 修真不当人直播，仙尊道心全碎了 Late Summer 26夏末贰陆Eastern Fantasy261k WordsCompleted Li Gousheng transmigrated to the Firmament Immortal Sect and awakened an Anti-Social System. If he didn’t make others uncomfortable, the System would make him suffer a humiliating public meltdown on the spot. So, at the apprenticeship ceremony, the aloof Immortal Venerable was forced to show off his dance moves to “Lalala Love Song”; the abstinent Sect Leader was made to confess through a megaphone that blurted out the truth; and an unparalleled sword cultivator was hit with an “idiocy strike” a 2Reads—Score114d adds
  41. 191 This Damn System Isn’t Human, It Wants Me to Call It Daddy 狗系统不当人，要我喊爸爸 The Charming Kurinono Kozue千娇百媚的仓永梢Urban268k WordsCompleted Pure, mindless comedy, with no dull moments and one laugh after another. The plot moves fast. Friends, if you’re willing to read it, just don’t curse me out. I may update a little slowly because I have to think up the plot, and I’m aiming for less than 100,000 words a day. The story is about the protagonist activating a Dad System. System novels all follow the same formula, and I didn’t want to go down the same path as everyone else, so this is a bit of an unconventional take. Just have fun, giv 46Reads—Score—14d adds
  42. 192 A Women's Restroom Start? A System That Sets Me Up? I've Been Framed 女厕开局？系统坑人？我被做局了 Goldfish No. 1金鱼号Urban137k WordsCompleted (This is not AI-written! AI writing isn’t as bizarre or as borderline as mine.) A friendly reminder: If you don’t like bizarre stories, start from Chapter Two. (Chapter One is pure weirdness. After that, it’s a lighthearted, comedic urban high-martial-arts story suitable for both men and women.) So you’re saying the campus belle, who’s already an adult, awakened her powers just to make the protagonist? So you’re saying the playboy dumped the responsibility on someone else by sending the protagon 22Reads—Score—14d adds
  43. 193 The Demon Child Descends the Mountain: A Divination That Decides the Mortal World 魔童下山：卦定凡尘 Ink-Wash Book Page水墨书童Urban383k WordsOngoing Born with the Seven Killings fate and the innate Eight Trigrams, he is also the only son of the reclusive Black Dragon God! The demonic boy Tianyi is kicked down the mountain by his master. He was supposed to enter the mortal world to find his family, but he’s hopelessly bad with directions and ends up wandering wherever he pleases! He stumbles into Tingzhou, where a wealthy heiress takes him in, and he enrolls in high school as a deadbeat student. He sleeps through class and stuffs himself bet 3Reads—Score—14d adds
  44. 194 I Just Ascended the Throne, and You’re Pulling a Substitute Bride on Me? 朕刚登基，你跟老子玩替嫁？ Ash-Slinging Immortal打灰仙人Historical11k WordsCompleted I Just Took the Throne, and You Think You Can Pull a Substitute Bride on Me? 3.7kReads—Score7814d adds
  45. 195 Street Girl Versus Yoga Pants, I Watch from the Sidelines 精神小妹大战瑜伽裤，我冷眼旁观 Please, Tomato, Let Me Get Famous求求番茄让我火吧Urban1.0M WordsCompleted [The rating just came in, and it’ll rise later] [Drama queen] + [witty and funny] + [a look into a new social circle] + [Indian old turtle dove] + [Siberian old crab] Yoga pants from the outer counties: “This caviar isn’t even beluga!” “And this steak isn’t Kobe beef!” “When are you going to trade this dump for a mansion? When are you finally ordering that Porsche?” “I married you to enjoy the good life, not to suffer with you. I want a divorce!” Drama queen: “Wow, Uncle, the chicken leg rice yo 8.4kReads6.8Score71514d adds
  46. 196 Me, a Maniac, an Artist of the Battlefield 我，疯批，战场艺术家 Innocent One Beyond Form无相天真Ancient Romance337k WordsOngoing [Mad beauty + battlefield godhood + cultivating believers + artistic slaughter] My elder sister was a dazzling young war god. I was only the frail, sickly shadow behind her, forgotten by everyone. Then, in a single night, my sister died a horrific death, my family was framed, and our household was drowned in blood and tears. In my despair, I, Gu Jiuyou, awakened an ancient godhood that feeds on fear. Dressed in white, I stepped onto the battlefield where she had once fought in a sea of blood. Th —Reads—Score—14d adds
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  48. 198 The Broadsword Ghost of the Embroidered Uniform Guard 锦衣刀鬼白 YuchenOfficial煜辰OfficialEastern Fantasy452k WordsOngoing He steals his vicious demon master's world-ending divine saber from the start, only to have his dantian crippled and his meridians destroyed? He turns around and refines two primordial forbidden seals! After surviving a deadly calamity in Soulbreak Abyss, Bai Wuren's foundation is utterly ruined. Yet a blessing comes in disguise: he awakens two forbidden divine powers sealed within him for countless ages, the Azurewood Essence-Locking and the Black Ice Evil-Suppressing! At his dantian, a strange 27Reads8.6Score—14d adds
  49. 199 I'm Just a Streamer. Is It Really So Strange That I Know a Little of Everything? 我一个主播，会的多点很正常吧？ Imperial Sacrifice Representatives' Congress皇帝祭祀代表大会Urban688k WordsCompleted [Lighthearted + funny + meme-filled + wish-fulfillment] Qin Feng has a stroke of incredible luck and accidentally arrives in a parallel world, where he binds himself to a livestreaming System. By signing in each day and building his popularity, he can earn new skills. 100% Lockpicking: Can open any lock Qin Feng: “But why did the lock break!?” System: “You tell me, did it open or not?” Master-Level Fishing: You can fish with anything except a proper fishing rod Driving God: Comes with a built-in 6kReads7.2Score45714d adds
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