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- 151 Formatted City: Starting With a Stray Dog 格式化都市：从一只土狗开始 In this age of overwhelming data, no one noticed the stray dog crouching in a corner of the urban village. It doesn't bark or cause trouble. It doesn't even eat leftovers. It just “listens.” It listens to the hum of electricity running through the cables, the sigh of server fans, and every byte collapsing in this forest of steel. Urban cultivation? No. This is my single-player game. 1Reads—Score—14d adds
- 152 The Ladder of Civilization, Countdown to the Sun: 10 Years 文明阶梯，太阳倒计时：10年 [Countdown to doomsday + great-power strategy + cutting-edge technology + interstellar civilization. With the Sun about to explode, China launches the “Spark” Project.] [Countdown to the Sun going dark: 9 years, 364 days] “System warning: Probability of human survival: 0.01%.” Lin Ran, who repairs phones at an internet cafe, tremblingly slips plans for nuclear fusion into his country’s mailbox. This gamble is a wager on the lives of all humanity. As CIA agents burst through the door, the “Ph —Reads—Score—14d adds
- 153 Inside and Outside the Tower 塔内塔外 In the world of the Dust Tower, a person's worth is decided by a single test. Lampbearers live at the top, Lightweavers in the middle, while the Kindlers fuel the light of the entire tower with their lives. Fourteen-year-old Shi Chu is given his destined result: zero. He cannot be drained, cannot be exploited, and isn't even fit to serve as fuel. They call him a "Zero-Dust," a System flaw that must be corrected. 593Reads6.7Score11314d adds
- 154 Reborn in the Apocalypse: Selling My House from the Start 重生末世之开局先卖房 [Natural disasters + stockpiling supplies + no zombies + no System + no superpowers] All I have is three years of experience in the apocalypse. To survive earthquakes, storms, tsunamis, endless nights, extreme cold, endless daylight, scorching heat, floods, acid rain, and famine, Lin Dong spends six months racing against the clock to prepare for the disasters. This time, I won't leave anything to regret. 339Reads6.8Score—14d adds
- 155 Global Deluge: I’ll Hide in the Shelter Until the Apocalypse Ends 全球暴雨我在避难所苟到末世终结 Apocalypse stockpiling + keeping a low profile + torrential rain + extreme cold + scorching heat + shelter. Jiang Huan: I can't take it anymore. I can't keep hiding. Why else would I have stockpiled all these supplies if not to show off? Yang Hao: What kind of organization is this research institute, anyway? The apocalypse is over, and no one's even mentioned zombies! Shan Qinqing: I don't care. I want my son! Rescue team: We're on our way! Free shopping? So low-class! Who told you that a storag 277Reads—Score—14d adds
- 156 Apocalypse: Laying Low After the Volcano Erupts 末世：苟在火山喷发后 (Apocalypse + rebirth + stockpiling + farming + infrastructure development + food + pets, romance included, no pocket dimension) An everyday story, with a sound outlook on life, about one ordinary person's family and country. Jiang Tiantian suffocated to death in volcanic ash, then was reborn one week before the volcano erupted. This time, she is no longer alone or adrift like a fallen leaf. Together with the person she loves, she will find a better country and build a better home… 134Reads8.2Score—14d adds
- 157 I Can Repeatedly Possess People in the Future Six Hundred Years 我能反复魂穿未来六百年 [Transmigrate to the future]+ [biological mutation and evolution]+ [beast taming]+ [post-apocalyptic wasteland]+ [Survival]+ [extreme content]+ [protagonist suffering]+ [wild imagination]+ [Infinite Flow] A chuunibyou teenager accidentally gains an ability he cannot control himself. After the government discovers him, he begins a very different life, one that takes him into a series of bizarre parallel worlds, farther and farther afield… In short, this is a web novel about soul transmigration, 22Reads8.0Score—14d adds
- 158 The Tower of the Dying 弥留之塔 (Original story, Infinite Flow style, tower climbing, coming-of-age, slow-paced, plot-focused, one female lead, gets better as it goes) A mysterious tower appeared out of nowhere. Every six months, it had to devour 100 chosen people, or bring endless disaster upon the world! When everyone entered the tower, they discovered that it was an entirely new world. They could only survive by completing missions and earning the right to ascend, then heading to another world on the second floor, and re 33Reads8.1Score—14d adds
- 159 The Torrential Rains Begin 暴雨降临 [Slow burn + Rainstorm Apocalypse + Rebirth + Building a Shelter + Stockpiling Food + Mutated Animals + Superpower Awakening + Starting from Scratch + Extreme Cold Apocalypse] Global rainstorms continue for a year, submerging most of the land. After the rain comes a bone-chilling cold snap, with temperatures dropping to minus ninety degrees. More than ninety percent of humanity dies. Wang Jian leads his family through a desperate struggle to survive the apocalypse, but without proper preparation 44Reads6.2Score—14d adds
- 160 Doomsday: You Were Told to Save the World, but You Turned the Palace into a Wall 末日：让你救世，你把皇宫砌成墙 [Zombies + ancient setting + fictional world + no overpowered protagonist] In the third year of Yuanhe under the Great Wei, a plague of the dead breaks out, plunging the realm into chaos. A peerless swordsman, whose sword chills fourteen provinces with frost, becomes a Corpse King because he doesn't know the rule: “One scratch means death.” A senior monk from the Vajra Temple tries to chant sutras and guide the zombie horde to the afterlife, only to be gnawed down to his bones. In this world, I, 174Reads—Score—14d adds
- 161 Foreseeing Disaster: Everyone Turns to a Pocket Dimension to Survive 预见天灾：全民开启空间求生 Shen Meiru used to have a happy family, but everything changed after she started having strange dreams over and over. Around the same time, her best friend seems to have discovered someone who might be reborn. Is it true or not? What is this person’s background? Should she act as though everything is normal, or take a chance? Two heroines + rebirth + pocket dimension There’s a reborn heroine with a wealth of experience, a group of protagonists with a few lucky breaks, and ordinary people facing 219Reads—Score—14d adds
- 162 Biochemical Siege: I Can Control Life 生化围城，我能掌控生命 When scenes from the movies appear in real life, Hordes of zombies come surging in like a tide. How can you survive? Will you struggle on like a loathsome bug, With death closing in, Is humanity's final destination good or evil? 29Reads—Score—14d adds
- 163 Global Blackout: An Ordinary Person’s Survival Log 全球断电：普通人求生录 [Shelter + Road Survival + Extreme Disasters + Rural Reconstruction] (This is not a power fantasy, but a pure survival story, with no System and no supernatural abilities! The heroine builds up her strength in the early stages and only stands on her own in the middle and later stages. There are a few scenes where male supporting characters have innocent feelings for the heroine. She doesn't feel the same way, so please take note if that bothers you!) For unknown reasons, Blue Star loses power. E 4.2kReads—Score28514d adds
- 164 My Doomsday Home 我的末日家园 Freelancer Lin Shu has a strained relationship with her mother, so she moves out and spends all her savings on a small villa on the outskirts of the city. A devoted fan of apocalypse novels, she decides to build her own apocalypse paradise. Little does she know that just after she finishes, the apocalypse really begins. This story has no System, no pocket dimension, no zombies, no one reborn, no foreknowledge, and probably no romance either. It follows ordinary people struggling to survive in an 872Reads8.9Score10314d adds
- 165 Frozen Apocalypse: Even Being a Couch Potato Takes Talent 冰封末日：做咸鱼也是需要天赋的 Friend, would you like to lie flat and live like a lazy fish? That’s the kind of path right in front of Lin Yao: After her parents divorce, she becomes the sole heir to her mother’s estate. If she spends carefully, she might possibly never have to work for the rest of her life. Wait, things aren’t quite that simple!! I can actually foresee the future? What’s with this scene of a thousand miles of ice and snow stretching for ten thousand miles?? A volcanic eruption?? Who knows when this extreme c 4.7kReads7.1Score25814d adds
- 166 Apocalypse Survival Diary: One Person and One Dog from the Start 末世生存日记：开局一人一狗 The world died in silence. The T-9 virus erased the bustle of the cities, leaving nothing but ruins. Chen Mo, a medical equipment technician, woke up in a hospital life-support pod to find that the rest of humanity had vanished. He wasn't a hero, just an ordinary man who wanted to survive. Armed with a fire axe and a survival journal, he ventured into the city ruins to seek the truth. Then he met Ah Huang, a stray dog on the brink of death. Together they began a southbound journey across a map o 104Reads6.3Score—14d adds
- 167 Natural Disasters Keep Coming, but We Stay Calm in a Crisis! 天灾不断，我们临危不乱！ The apocalypse arrives. Torrential rain, extreme cold, scorching heat, endless night, toxic fog, endless day, storms, earthquakes, acid rain... One natural disaster after another strikes. What does the future hold? Read on to find out. (P.S. The heroine has spatial storage. She's levelheaded and calm, neither a self-sacrificing saint nor cold-blooded. The apocalypse sometimes affects her emotions, but she has only one goal: to do everything she can to survive!) 394Reads—Score10414d adds
- 168 Shipping Everything Only Makes My Grades Better 什么都磕只会让我成绩优异 Complete · [Ensemble Cast + School Life + Healing + Daily Life + Based on True Events] The school scenes feature an ensemble cast, while the story outside school focuses on the main characters. The plot serves the characters. This is a utopian-style school, with some deliberately far-fetched shenanigans. If that's not your thing, please feel free to leave. Choose your deskmate: The sunshine social butterfly, the shy and sensitive introvert, the drama-loving art student, the law-abiding citizen, 62Reads—Score—14d adds
- 169 Apocalypse Shelter: All My Rivals Are Me 末世避难所：我的对手全是我自己 The Apocalypse arrived, and the Dark Realm invaded. Lin Jin awakened the Shelter System and swept through everything in his path. While others fought over bread, he built an SSS-grade fortress deep in the Dark Realm. While others fought mutated beasts, he crushed the major factions underfoot. Until that day. The man from sixty thousand years ago took off his mask. Lin Jin's pupils contracted. That face was exactly like his own. [Why do all three female leads say it feels like they've kno 1Reads—Score—14d adds
- 170 I Woke Up and Didn't Have to Work Anymore: Global Zombies 一觉睡醒不用上班了：全球丧尸 [An ordinary person’s struggle to survive the apocalypse. First-person narration. Human nature. No System, no supernatural powers, and not a power fantasy.] (Remember, you only get one life. Once you die, everything is over. You won’t be reborn, and there are no second chances. If you were the protagonist in an apocalypse like this, how would you survive?) One day, Li Dachuan, an ordinary office worker, wakes up to find himself caught in a zombie crisis. Witness the blood and tears of ordinary p 6Reads—Score—14d adds
- 171 A Dream Beneath the Bamboo Moon 篁凉一梦 A Dream Beneath the Huang Liang Tree —Reads—Score—14d adds
- 172 Why Are You Sending This King a Princess to Marry? 给本王送个和亲公主是要干甚？ Why on earth are you sending this prince a princess for a political marriage? —Reads—Score—14d adds
- 173 Help!!! My Best Friend Has Shrunk! What Do I Do? 急！！！闺蜜变小了怎么办？ Urgent!!! What should I do if my best friend has shrunk? 12Reads—Score—14d adds
- 174 When a Quack Meets a Crooked Merchant 当庸医碰上奸商 Completed. [The cool beauty who cross-dresses as a man x the attention-seeking goof with a brain full of holes] #Mystery #TwoMaleLeads #TenYearsOfHiddenPlots #SlightEnsembleCast #ShiftingFirstPersonPOV #ATouchOfSupernaturalInTheExtras "I'm a quack. If you're not dead, don't come in." When Shen Qi pushed open that broken door, he thought it was just a joke. He met an "icy mountain" of a female doctor in a Ming-style long robe, half a head taller than him. He thought it was love at first sight. 2Reads—Score—14d adds
- 175 The First Signs of Snow, Reborn Once More 冰雪初显，转世再临 (Traditional fantasy + reincarnation + legacy; the whole story is not sweet, uh, I mean, it’s all “sweet” and addictive.) Note: This book is also titled “Born with the Ice God Physique: So I’m the Ice Ancestor?” In a distant northern sanctuary, a little girl appeared. At first, people thought she would grow up to be perfectly ordinary. But later... as those from her past passed away one after another, she... “How strange. Who is this Ice God they keep talking about?” As Lin Xinyue walked through —Reads—Score—14d adds
- 176 The River-Crossing Craftsman 渡河匠 People fear ghosts in the river, and ghosts fear the living. The Luan River flows on and on. Every year, people who die unjustly sink to its bottom. A river ferryman doesn't retrieve bodies. He ferries the souls of the dead. After a flash flood swept away his parents, sixteen-year-old Shen Yan had nowhere else to turn. He came to a dilapidated old ferry crossing to seek shelter with his maternal grandfather, a river ferryman. On an autumn flood night, a bright red wedding dress, soaked through w 2Reads—Score—14d adds
- 177 Lone Journey Through the Apocalypse: Touring the World in a Super Fortress 末日孤途之开着超级堡垒游世界 [No invincible hero, no mindless power fantasy, no System, no superpowers. Technology and development, modern setting with surreal elements, intricately interwoven plot] When a zombie virus sweeps across the globe, truck driver Qi Yue finishes his final delivery and risks everything to hurry home. His hometown is in an even more horrifying state. Along the way, he and his companions turn a semi-trailer into a super mobile fortress, then set out to survive with the girl Zhang Tian. From the heart 155Reads—Score—14d adds
- 178 I Pranked My Online-Brother, but He Got Carried Off by a Bunny Girl 网恋整蛊哥哥，他却让兔娘拐跑了 (Original World) (Sugar-Coated Bullets) (Single Female Lead) (Mild Angst) (Ensemble Cast) Just after being accepted into the Imperial Defense Force, the young Xing Rui is tricked by his younger sister into going to a cafe to meet his online girlfriend, who supposedly looks like a rolling log. The girlfriend doesn't exist, but a girl with rabbit ears perched on her head is sitting in the reserved seat: Lan Lan. "Qianyu? Hey, kid, you've got the wrong person, don't you?" "Your sister played a tric 228Reads—Score214d adds
- 179 Apocalyptic Icebound Siege 末世冰冻围城 An extreme cold wave strikes without warning, crippling the city’s energy and heating systems and pushing ordinary people to the brink of death. The story follows the heroine, Bai Yunlu, as she struggles to survive in her villa, with practical, actionable details throughout. From insulating her home and planning supplies to banding together with her neighbors, this novel recreates the most realistic survival experience in an apocalyptic cold wave. It reads like a practical survival manual for or 120Reads—Score—14d adds
- 180 Alone at the End 最终孤独 An apocalypse story with no special abilities, no System, and a protagonist who grows over time. I only hope to portray human nature in the apocalypse as realistically as possible. In the apocalypse, people’s hearts grow chaotic, and everyone fights to rule alone! But Ning Mo only wants to protect one person, even if it means turning his back on the world! Can he get what he wants? What kind of loneliness awaits him? After forsaking immortality and crossing a thousand years, what will he have g 13Reads—Score—14d adds
- 181 The Apocalypse: I Have an Intelligent Space 末世之我有智能空间 [Apocalyptic disasters + reborn + stockpiling + space] [Everyone's darling, multiple male leads later on, the heroine is overwhelmingly powerful, a dog-training story] Chen Nian survived for five years in an apocalypse wrought by natural disasters, only to be framed by her half-sister and die horribly in the jaws of zombies. Reborn three months before the apocalypse, all she wants is to stockpile supplies, get revenge, and survive the end of the world. 30Reads—Score314d adds
- 182 Global Freeze: I Stockpiled a Hundred Billion in Supplies 全球冰封，我囤积了千亿物资 The world plunged into an ice age, and 95% of humanity perished! In his previous life, Qin Hao was killed by someone he had helped because he was too kindhearted. Reborn one month before the apocalypse, he awakened a spatial ability and began frantically stockpiling supplies! Short on supplies? He simply emptied a warehouse worth tens of billions. 809Reads5.5Score—14d adds
- 183 Frozen in Extreme Cold: Starting by Taking in a Stunning School Beauty 极寒冰封，从收养绝美校花开始 [Apocalypse + More goddesses mean greater strength + System + Space + Safe house + Revenge without being a saint + Hoarding supplies] In 2035, unprecedented snowfall engulfed the entire world. Chen Yu awakened an ability to access a pocket dimension, only to be trapped inside his home by family and neighbors he had once helped. Amid the chaos, he somehow returned to the time before the apocalypse. This time, he swore to prepare thoroughly and make everyone who had hurt him pay. He spent a fortun 295Reads6.8Score10714d adds
- 184 Surviving the Apocalypse: The Rules for Staying Alive 末世求生：活下去的法则 [Apocalypse + No Cheap Thrills + No Superpowers + First Person + Stockpiling Supplies + Hyperrealistic] A worldview that Chinese readers can relate to. Told in first person. An ordinary person's journey through the apocalypse. The protagonist isn't an expert on apocalypse survival theories from the start. He has weaknesses and flaws, and sometimes makes the wrong call. If he has any advantage, it's that he's just a little handsome (chuckles). He's just like you, me, and the people around us, wit 59Reads8.2Score—14d adds
- 185 Apocalypse: A Hundred Billion in Supplies for Free from the Start 末世：开局白捡百亿物资 [Natural disasters only + multiple abilities + unlimited space + invincible safe house + stockpiling supplies + building a faction + decisive and ruthless + no harem] In this life, what others spend their entire lives striving for is merely Ling Shu's starting point. He transmigrates back to the time before the disaster with max-level spatial abilities. The moment he opens his eyes, he already has everything he needs. How should he live out this life? He only wants to build high walls, stockpile 33Reads5.8Score—14d adds
- 186 The Sky Is with You 天空与你同在 Yu Ziyan had been in love with her husband Zou Mingyan’s older brother. But Zou Mingyan’s death opened her eyes to everyone’s true nature, and she finally realized that the person she should have loved was him, the man who had died. He had loved her wholeheartedly from beginning to end, loving her to the very core, and would even have died for her. She endured each day as though it were a year, until she chose to end her life. Heaven then gave her a chance to make things right and let him experi —Reads—Score—14d adds
- 187 Quick Transmigration: The Host Is a Femme Fatale 快穿宿主是个祸水 Yue Xian is stunningly beautiful and exceptionally good at spotting the weaknesses in people’s hearts. She has no idea how she ended up here, but she decides to go with the flow! Wherever she is, she can have fun acting, and she’s best at making villains believe she’s innocent right up until they die. What?? Does she ever catch real feelings?? No. (No fixed pairing) 2Reads—Score—14d adds
- 188 The Deep-Space Conspiracy 深空迷局 Li Guangyuan’s father was involved in an unexpected accident while carrying out a Mars expedition mission assigned by the United Government, leaving him and his companions stranded on the Martian surface. The United Government then began planning to send Li Guangyuan and others to Mars to rescue them. But when Li Guangyuan arrived on Mars, a sudden crisis around him gradually made him realize that the United Government’s mission was a deception. And as events grew ever more puzzling, an even gre 3Reads—Score—14d adds
- 189 Doomsday Game: I Transmigrated as Someone Reborn 末日游戏，穿越的我是重生者 Liu Mu clawed his way back from a blood-soaked apocalypse to 30 days before the cataclysm. In his previous life, even the mighty Four Emperors and Two Kings fought until their bones littered the wilderness. This life? He wants to be invincible! A mysterious ring binds him to the Kindling System. A stunning female researcher offers him an hourglass stained with blood: “This is fate.” The instant the System activates A tempering potion is injected! His stats are ahead of the entire world fro —Reads—Score—14d adds
- 190 Apocalypse Stockpiling: I Lounge in My Pocket Dimension, Living in Luxury 末世囤货，我躺在小世界凡尔赛 Humanity wrecked Earth until it exploded, and Gaia finally had enough. One catastrophe after another followed: corrosive acid rain, a deep freeze, and even eternal night as the ultimate way to “reformat” humanity. While others gnaw on tree bark in the apocalypse, Chen Ye sips iced drinks in a 1,500-square-kilometer space. #Apocalyptic disasters + looting for free + flaunting his wealth + upgrading a pocket world# 970Reads5.4Score—14d adds
- 191 Desert Survival: I Cloned a Tree and Raised a Beast Legion 荒漠求生复制一棵树养出万兽军团 [Everyone transmigrates] [Desert survival] [Oasis upgrades] [Build a nation] [Endless giant beasts] [No heroine] [Big ambitions] My new work is out! You’re welcome to read it on Tomato Novel. I hope you’ll enjoy it. Your support is what drives me to write, and I’ll do my best to tell every story well! 3.9kReads6.4Score37714d adds
- 192 Everyone Is a Lord: My City Defenses Are a Little Too Strong 全民领主，我的城防亿点点厚 [Cautious development + infrastructure maniac + ultimate defense] (The rating has just opened; it'll go up later.) Awakening an A-rank defensive talent, “Fortress Unbreakable,” from the start, Lin Fan knows he isn't cut out for strategizing. So he chooses the clumsiest path: build solid fortifications and fight dumb battles! Other lords form alliances, show off their moves, and play mind games. Lin Fan only knows how to dig trenches, build walls, and amass troops! Other lords pursue elite units 1.1kReads6.8Score10014d adds
- 193 Doomsday! Crimson Otherworld 末日！腥红彼岸 [Human nature + zombie mutations + horror + natural disasters + mild supernatural powers] When Jiang Bi'an woke up, he was horrified to find the hallway smeared with blood. The world outside had changed. The bustling city had fallen silent, and the streets were filled with nothing but bloodthirsty zombies! After his last scraps of food ran out, Jiang Bi'an picked up a homemade spear… Stepping outside, he began fighting to survive in the cracks of a world in ruins. The elusive Green Ghost might t 3Reads—Score—14d adds
- 194 The World Is Frozen 全球冰封， 53Reads—Score—14d adds
- 195 Apocalypse! Countless Supplies, Straight from Tarkov 末世！囤积物资无数，来自塔科夫 [Apocalypse + escape + zombies + strong male and female leads + Escape from Tarkov + Arena Breakout + stockpiling supplies] Continuing the story from the previous book, Liu Yingyang has stockpiled a huge amount of supplies in his warehouse. After dealing with the forces in the city, he makes the name of the Predators known for the first time. Now he must face even greater pressure from outside, while things are also changing in the city of Tarkov in another world. The Terra Group has already ext 63Reads—Score—14d adds
- 196 The Camp Is Surrounded by Zombies: This Reporter Is a Force to Be Reckoned With! 丧尸围营：这个报道员有点猛！ [Apocalypse, soldiers, no System, ultra-realistic, slow-paced, road story, faux documentary style, light comedy] [This book is fictionalized from my own real military career. It isn't a power fantasy, and the pace will be slow. I'll do my best to keep the details realistic.] On New Year's Eve, an entire military unit turns into zombies! The three survivors are a political office correspondent, a military police officer, and a bugler in the military band. They have no idea how to use the tanks, i 19Reads—Score414d adds
- 197 The Icy Road to Doomsday 末日冰途 When ordinary college student Wu Boyuan learns at a “Doomsday Scenario Seminar” that Yellowstone is about to trigger a volcanic winter, he becomes the lone person who knows the truth about the end of civilization. As the silent countdown ticks away, he persuades his closest friends to stake everything and secretly weaves a network for survival. But the real catastrophe is always more insane than any contingency plan. After the extreme cold descends, a deadly virus known as the “Cold Plague” brea 101Reads—Score—14d adds
- 198 Taking the Throne in His Brother's Place, the God of War Falls for Her 替兄登基，战王他沦陷了 [Female disguises herself as a man + both leads are each other’s only love + sweet romance + a little humor + no angst + plenty of scheming + money-loving heroine + male lead is utterly lovestruck + jealous king + calculating fox and innocent little rabbit + multiple couples + fake siblings] [Female emperor in disguise × all-powerful Prince of War] [An imaginary dynasty, with most of the plot focused on romance] All the princes fought tooth and nail for the throne, while my brother simply inheri 32Reads—Score—14d adds
- 199 A Massive Earthquake from the Start: An Ordinary Girl’s Fight to Survive the Disasters 开局特大地震，普通女孩天灾求生 [Storage Space + All Kinds of Natural Disasters + Stockpiling Supplies + No System or Superpowers + Male Lead] When Jiang Li is eight, a Taoist tells her that an apocalyptic disaster will strike in ten years. Jiang Li believes him and tells her adoptive parents, but they think she's mentally ill and send her back to the orphanage. Later, she accidentally discovers that the black bead around her neck contains a storage space. Jiang Li doesn't dare tell anyone else about the disaster. In silence, 2.3kReads6.5Score17614d adds
- 200 The Zombie Apocalypse: I Bought an Island with Online Loans 丧尸末世，我用网贷买了个岛 Driven to the rooftop by loan sharks and about to end it all, I hear screams from below: a zombie has bitten through my beautiful landlady's neck! Screw it, I'm fighting back! I take out a loan in seconds and buy a deserted island on Yunze Lake! With my parents and our mutt by my side, I fence off a safe zone with steel railings, light up the apocalypse with solar power, and use tunnel warfare to take down the bastards who come to steal my island! My ex-girlfriend comes crying and begs me to tak 40Reads—Score114d adds
