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  1. 1 So Sweet! Depressed and Married in a Flash, My Billionaire Husband Would Give His Life for Me 甜爆!抑郁闪婚,亿万老公拿命宠 Modern Romance218k WordsCompleted [Flash marriage, true love, chasing his wife and face-slapping + sweet married life + cool, beautiful, and badass lawyer vs. proud, obsessive, calculating CEO who chases his wife] Xiao Jing was a rising star in the legal world, widely admired at her firm, until she was beaten, verbally abused, and humiliated in an online pile-on by the plaintiff's family in a self-defense case. A lifelong singleton at the lowest point in her life, she was fired by her law firm, vilified and blacklisted across th 6Reads—Score—14d adds
  2. 2 A Secret Marriage in the Civil Service Has Me Hooked. Want to Run Away Now? 体制内隐婚,让我上瘾,还想逃? Modern Romance553k WordsCompleted It just got its rating, and it's a little low. It'll go up later! [Military setting + cool, sharp female special forces ace × twisted, brooding commander + married first, love later + two formidable leads + one step short of a happy ending] She is Qin Xue, the special forces' top female operative, code-named “Night Owl,” cool and razor-sharp. During a vacation, she gets drunk at a bar and stumbles into the arms of a stranger. Through the haze of alcohol, those eyes seem somehow familiar from sev 2.4kReads7.5Score17114d adds
  3. 3 Madly Clingy and Seductive! Be Good, Can Bao, Call Me Hubby 疯缠诱哄!灿宝乖,叫老公 Modern Romance224k WordsCompleted Marriage Before Love + Long-Standing Scheme + Stealing Someone's Love + Winning Her Back + Both Leads Are Chaste (Obedient, gentle, looks-obsessed painter worth over a hundred million × Self-controlled, dark, and unhinged head of a powerful family) When her fiancé cheated on her with a stand-in, Ming Can wasted no time calling off the engagement. She thought she wasn't sad. Until Sheng Ting, so breathtakingly handsome he seemed unreal, stood before her holding an umbrella. “Don't cry.” “Here, ta 4.6kReads8.8Score54814d adds
  4. 4 Help! The Disabled Villain Is Both Clingy and Cunning 救命!残疾反派他又娇又茶 Modern Romance754k WordsCompleted (The rating just came out and will rise later) [A warm, proud little-rose heroine × an insecure, sensitive crybaby villain] Jiang Ruan transmigrates into a book, and her first thought is to run! After she's caught and brought back, the mad villain from the original story, whose legs were crippled, whose love went unrequited, who was tormented by his own family, and who eventually dragged his entire clan down with him, is squeezing her throat and demanding a divorce! To stay alive, divorce is out 4.4kReads8.4Score57214d adds
  5. 5 After Becoming a Princess Consort, I'm Crazier Than Anyone 穿成王妃后,我比谁都癫 Ancient Romance521k WordsCompleted No golden finger + no pocket dimension + face-slapping + faithful couples + comedy + power fantasy Office drone Chen Jingxi transmigrates and becomes the timid, cowardly Princess Consort of Prince Su, who has spent three years as a widow in all but name. A chaste widow, a princess consort? Isn't that the ideal life: rich, with no husband around? Before she can even celebrate, she's told that Prince Su has returned from the battlefield. On the very day he comes back, Chen Jingxi gets berated and 285Reads8.2Score—14d adds
  6. 6 The Regent's Little Fortune Teller 摄政王的神棍小甜妻 Ancient Romance1.0M WordsCompleted (This story is entirely made up by the author.) [One true pair + sweet romance + comedy] Bai Mengnan is killed after a ghost-hunting mission when her barely competent master lets her down. She then transmigrates with her memories intact, reborn as a baby girl named Gu Wenyao, and begins a completely different life. When she grows up, she accidentally flirts with the regent, and he chases after her every day, insisting on teaching her a lesson... A guard says, “My lord, Miss Gu left you a letter 152Reads9.0Score—14d adds
  7. 7 Stop Simping, Young Master! I'll Marry You, Okay? 太子爷别舔了!我嫁我嫁还不行吗 Modern Romance345k WordsCompleted Qin Yi had spent three years humiliating her bodyguard. Now she was tired of him and planned to beat him black and blue before kicking him out! Comments rained down from the sky: The wicked heiress is just asking for it! The great villain is about to regain his memories, and the young master of the capital's elite will lock you in a wine cellar and force you to love him! Miss, remember this tie! From now on, it’ll keep finding its way onto your wrist, your ankle, and into your mouth! Miss, all y 2.2kReads8.1Score26314d adds
  8. 8 Love's Captive, a Tragic Romance 爱囚雅殇 Modern Romance379k WordsCompleted Part 1 Tang Fei had longed for family affection since childhood. When she grew up and learned about all the conflicts, that affection became something forever beyond her reach. At fifteen, she met Feng Yuchen and gave him all her sincerity. In the end, he trampled on it. Still, she continued to long for love. At last, when she was twenty, she decided to give up on Feng Yuchen. But he clung to her and used his power to tell her she would never escape him. Part 2 An Qingjia was the least noticeabl 9.8kReads8.4Score61714d adds
  9. 9 The Princess Consort Digs the Pits, the Prince Buries the Dirt: A Cure for Scumbags and Fools 王妃挖坑爷埋土,专治渣渣二百五 Ancient Romance1.0M WordsCompleted Lu Fuyao burst into tears. She had transmigrated! Other people transmigrated into stunning beauties and got a golden finger. What about her? She was the useless legitimate daughter of the Prime Minister's household, poisoned by her stepmother, abandoned by the prince on her wedding night and left alone in the bridal chamber, and turned into a laughingstock throughout the Sheng Dynasty. The most infuriating part? A pregnant woman with a huge belly was forcing her to become a mother overnight! Dam 5.3kReads9.2Score77114d adds
  10. 10 Wild Rose, the Tycoon Heir Willingly Takes the Bait 玫瑰野性,太子爷他甘愿上钩 Modern Romance565k WordsCompleted [Complete; short drama and comic adaptation out now; bonus chapters for the whole cast. You won’t regret reading!] [Deranged yandere falls in love and rises to power] + [self-delusion] + [the heroine is always on top] + [mutual salvation] [Ambitious villainess vs. yandere big bad, 1v1, mutually devoted] The villainess Shen Zhiyi was chosen by the System and sent into the world of an angsty romance novel. Suffer through the plot? Sorry, she’d rather crash into every idiot in sight and win over a 40.2kReads8.9Score4.2k14d adds
  11. 11 The Brooding Guy Says Nothing, Just Keeps Showing Off His Abs 阴湿男不语,只是一味地展示腹肌 Modern Romance385k WordsCompleted [A gloomy, needy man who whines for love VS a cool, gorgeous woman writer] [The rating may be low at first] [Mutual devotion, 1v1 + a gloomy, ghostlike man (alive, just gives off ghost vibes)] [They save each other! They save each other! They save each other! Neither lead was born exceptional, and both took many wrong turns as they grew up!] Zhu Jinzhao wants to be an utterly ordinary woman, unremarkable in every way. All she wants is to get married and have children like everyone else, without 4.9kReads7.7Score46614d adds
  12. 12 My Ex-Boyfriend Accused Her of Seeking Attention with Suggestive Content, So She Turned Around and Married a Tycoon 前男友骂她搞擦边,她转头嫁大佬 Modern Romance215k WordsCompleted 17.6kReads8.9Score1.7k14d adds
  13. 13 Be Good, and I’ll Love You 乖一点就爱你 Modern Romance346k WordsCompleted [Clear-headed, domineering heroine who always says exactly what she thinks VS gentle, pure-hearted, aloof boy / quiet, reserved, scheming husband material] Jiang Feng had a top student and campus heartthrob named Pei Jianghe. At least half the girls in school liked him, but only Xia Chan knew his astonishing secret: By day, he was a pure-hearted academic who would blush if someone even touched his ear. By night, he transformed into a cold, domineering CEO, openly seducing and pressuring her. Xia 3.3kReads9.1Score29214d adds
  14. 14 Disaster! I Stockpiled Every Granary in the Land and Saved the Entire Marquis's Household 天灾!我囤尽天下粮仓救了全侯府 Ancient Romance378k WordsCompleted [Transmigration + space + fleeing famine and disasters + strong heroine + feel-good power fantasy + revenge on scoundrels + building wealth] She’s a mercenary who transmigrates to ancient times by accident, becoming the newlywed wife of the Marquis Household’s eldest son. But according to her memories, the entire household will be executed the day after the wedding. And that’s not all: ten days after the household is wiped out, this dynasty will be struck by a series of devastating disasters. Fo 21.2kReads9.1Score2k14d adds
  15. 15 Born Fertile! The Celibate Tycoon’s Wife Is Pregnant Again 易孕体质!禁欲大佬你媳妇又怀了 Modern Romance525k WordsCompleted [Devoted to each other + family squabbles + sweet romance + raising a child + military life on a seaside island + troublemakers + good-pregnancy System + stunning, delicate beauty vs. abstinent pilot] Only after Ji Yanshu dies does she learn that she had been living in a novel set in a bygone era. She was the male lead’s first wife, who died young. The heroine is a capitalist’s daughter sent down to the countryside. Not wanting to suffer, she chooses to become someone’s stepmother. The capitalis 25.7kReads8.4Score2.4k14d adds
  16. 16 The Royal Family Is Doomed to Die Out, Your Chubby Baby Is Here 绝嗣皇室要灭亡,你们的胖崽来啦 Ancient Romance766k WordsCompleted Three-year-old Tuantuan is a chubby little girl whose mother ran away while pregnant with her. Her beautiful, capable mother built up a great fortune for Tuantuan! But her uncle wanted to take her mother's wealth for himself, so he pushed her mother off a cliff and then tried to kill Tuantuan, too. Just as Tuantuan is near death after enduring so much torment, the most cruel and unpredictable tyrant emperor in Great Yu arrives in person. He gathers her into his arms and comforts her: “Tuantua 12.5kReads9.0Score88014d adds
  17. 17 Sweetheart! Don't Divorce Me! Your Husband Is a Brooding, Obsessive Yandere 妹宝!别离婚!你老公是阴湿病娇 Modern Romance397k WordsCompleted [Short drama adaptation released] [Six-year age gap + spoiler comments + marriage by contract + sweet and steamy + both leads are virgins + secret crush becomes mutual] [Brooding, yandere CEO × catlike, adorably clueless girl] Wen Duo has a strange condition called “skin hunger.” When it flares up, only cuddling can ease it. A year into their arranged marriage, her cold contract husband will only hold her when her condition acts up, and even a kiss has to be initiated by her! Wen Duo feels terri 11.7kReads8.3Score1.5k14d adds
  18. 18 How Could a Scheming, Obsessive Man Not Have a Wife? His Wife Is So Sweet 心机病娇怎可能没老婆!老婆甜 Modern Romance231k WordsCompleted After catching her scumbag fiancé cheating on her with her stepsister, Wen Sisu, Wen Qiansu was kicked out of the house by her scumbag father. Poor, innocent, and helpless, the girl collapsed in front of Mr. Huo’s car on a stormy night. The rumors said Mr. Huo was insane and cruel, with a ruthless streak. Whatever you did, never provoke him, or you’d meet a terrible, terrible end. When she woke up, a gentle, handsome man was holding a bowl of medicine. “Baby, it’s time to take your medicine.” We 12.8kReads9.2Score1.6k14d adds
  19. 19 After My Best Friend Hooks Up with My Boss, I’m the One Who Comes Out on Top 闺蜜拿下我老板后,我赢麻了 Modern Romance582k WordsCompleted [Best friend and her husband + lie flat + sweet romance] Qiao Yu found a job, but her boss was impossible to deal with, so she got her best friend to pursue him. Thanks to her best friend's persistent efforts, she succeeded, and Qiao Yu got to lie flat. In her best friend's husband's office, she could drink all the milk tea she wanted, play on her phone, and even boss him around now and then. Before the domineering CEO started dating her best friend: “Qiao Yu, make me another coffee!” After he s 19.1kReads9.2Score3.1k14d adds
  20. 20 Oh No! The Handsome Guy I Provoked Is a Sickly Villain 糟糕!我招惹的帅哥是病娇反派 Modern Romance459k WordsCompleted Redemption for a tragic beauty❗️A crazed, love-struck, yandere villain + a roguish, handsome, devoted puppy + a transmigrated book villainess + campus romance + no villainizing the original heroine + devoted couple HE + maximum tension + thrilling and addictive + gloomy puppy Black-bellied, unhinged young priest ✖️ flirtatious, lustful heiress If you’re going to fall in love, falling for an unhinged villain is what makes it exciting! Xia Xuxu transmigrates into a melodramatic CEO romance novel a 4.4kReads9.3Score58214d adds
  21. 21 Transmigrate Into a Book as Rich Sisters-in-Law, My Bestie and I Take the Stage Together! 穿书富家妯娌,我和闺蜜齐上阵! Modern Romance500k WordsCompleted [Short drama now available] [Two couples + best friends transmigrate into a book and both marry into wealthy families + lighthearted daily life + sweet romance + old-school domineering CEOs + supporting female character System] Lin Nanqiao and Xia Linshi transmigrate into a book together and are married off to twin brothers through a family alliance. They go from best friends to best friends and sisters-in-law, stacking their buffs to the max. In the original story, they are both cannon-fodder s 18.1kReads9.1Score1.7k14d adds
  22. 22 Oral Fixation Disorder 口欲期病症 Modern Romance653k WordsCompleted A lively, down-to-earth heroine versus a highly intelligent male lead with antisocial personality disorder. (Devoted one-on-one couple, possessive love, cross-cultural romance, the male lead is mixed-race and a complete psychopath. A complete psychopath. A complete psychopath.) Blurb One: A coworker told Li Li that a handsome, black-haired, green-eyed mixed-race man lived in the villa across the river. Li Li delivered meals there every day for three months, but never once saw any handsome mixed- 60.2kReads9.2Score8.5k14d adds
  23. 23 The Yandere Villain Acts Sweet, Then Steals My Money, Body, and Heart 病娇反派装乖,骗钱骗身还骗心 Modern Romance553k WordsCompleted [One-on-One, Both Leads Pure + Truly Unhinged Villainous Male Lead + Chatty, Sharp-Tongued Female Lead] Shen Nuo transmigrated into a book. The good news was that she had become the domineering CEO's younger sister. The bad news: because they were fighting over the family fortune, her brother now wanted to beat her to death. Afraid to go home, she hid in a bar, where she met a man whose looks and figure were exactly to her taste. Unfortunately, he didn't seem satisfied with the price she offered 8.5kReads9.1Score88214d adds
  24. 24 Take a Bite of Soft Moonlight 咬一口软月光 Modern Romance524k WordsCompleted (Mutual seduction | Top-tier push and pull | Wild and sultry | Age gap | Possessive male lead | Explosive sexual tension | Second male lead begs her back and completely loses it) [Pure, alluring, flirtatious little white flower × Abstinent, unhinged Buddha] The night the capital's young master humiliated her in public, she got drunk and forcefully kissed the powerful family head he feared most. Everyone thought Yan Tingnan, the Buddha of the capital's elite circle, was an aloof, untouchable flow 52kReads9.3Score7.9k14d adds
  25. 25 Twins on the Way: The Aloof Buddha Lord Spoils Her Without Restraint 好孕成双高冷佛爷放肆宠 Modern Romance600k WordsCompleted The short drama "The Chaste God of a Man Spoils Her Endlessly" ("A Love Beyond Compare") is now streaming [Cold, chaste Buddhist heir who cannot have children ✖ pitiful, unlucky woman blessed with fertility] [Ten-year age gap + wealthy family + CEO + heir to the capital's elite + infertility + sweet romance + chaste Buddhist heir + fertility + both leads have no past relationships + personal growth] Fu Xuanyi is the heir to the Fu family of Kyoto, wielding immense power and known for his ruthles 13.3kReads9.0Score2.2k14d adds
  26. 26 I Opened My Eyes and Was Back in the Days When My Sweetheart Had a Crush on Me 一睁眼,回到乖宝暗恋我时期 Modern Romance579k WordsCompleted [Reborn + Unrequited Love!!! + Sweet Romance + Healing and Redemption + Devoted Couple + Good Girl vs. Wild Young Master + Happy Ending] A wild young master with a fierce possessive streak → a timid, sweet, well-behaved girl Xu Muwan had always been obedient and followed the rules. There was only one thing she kept secret from everyone: she loved him alone, her whole life. Deep in her heart, she had a crush on someone. No one knew. Day after day, year after year, she kept loving him. Only the su 20.4kReads9.2Score1.7k14d adds
  27. 27 Double Happiness 上上禧 Modern Romance458k WordsCompleted [Marriage First, Love Later + Older Man + Secret Crush + Both Leads Are Inexperienced] Song Xi had a good friend. Her friend said her second brother was rich and handsome, tall with long legs, and urged Song Xi to go on a blind date and win him over. Then she could become her beloved second sister-in-law. Song Xi got carried away and agreed. The good news: They slept together. The bad news: She slept with the wrong person. The crazy news: She got a marriage certificate with the wrong person. Whe 52.2kReads9.0Score8.2k14d adds
  28. 28 The Wicked Supporting Lady Is Doomed to Live as a Widow? Brother-in-Law, I’m Scared 恶毒女配守活寡?夫兄,人家好怕 Ancient Romance558k WordsCompleted [Elder Brother Steals Younger Brother’s Wife + Deliberate Seduction] (Black-hearted scheming villainess ✖️ abstinent, cold-hearted junior tutor) In her previous life, Pei Jingxu remained a widow for three years for her husband, Rong Xuanzhou, who had died in battle. But then he returned to the capital with Bai Shutong, the widow of his comrade-in-arms, and her two children. The Rong family elders said nothing, only urging Pei to be virtuous and magnanimous. The widow was peerlessly beautiful. No 109.1kReads9.3Score18.7k14d adds
  29. 29 What?! The Villainess's Husband Is Actually the Crown Prince of the Capital's Elite 惊!恶毒女配老公竟是京圈太子 Modern Romance321k WordsCompleted [Print edition signed, awaiting release] Marriage first, love later / older, fatherly male lead / devoted couple, sweet romance Carefree, high-maintenance heroine × abstinent, scheming older man Jin Zhao transmigrates into a sweet romance novel as the vicious supporting heroine. Not only is she beautiful, with fair skin, but she's also secretly married to the heir of a powerful family in the capital. But she'd heard her bargain husband was abstinent, so she decides to cling to his coattails. “Ho 39.6kReads9.4Score4.5k14d adds
  30. 30 The Night I Left the Palace, the Mad Emperor Took Me by Force 出宫当晚,被疯批帝王强取豪夺 Ancient Romance507k WordsCompleted [Beautiful, delicate palace maid vs. cold, ruthless, obsessive emperor] [Palace intrigue, neither lead is chaste + powerful male lead, weak female lead, and he’s completely unhinged + possessive love + a long road to winning her back] Yue Ling was a vain little palace maid. Hoping to enjoy a life of luxury and wealth, she seduced the emperor and worked tirelessly to win his favor, but still met a tragic end. After being reborn, Yue Ling saw things clearly. Rather than tread on thin ice in the de 25.5kReads9.2Score1.8k14d adds
  31. 31 She Fell into His Abyss 拥她入深渊 Modern Romance273k WordsCompleted [A seemingly fragile girl who’s secretly a ruthless schemer × a gentle, doting, fatherly tycoon] [Devoted husband, age gap, love at first sight, both leads are pure and devoted, romance across borders] Everyone knows Jiang Xu, head of the Jiang family in Southeast Asia, is refined and handsome, but also cold, restrained, and uninterested in women. But one night, as the tension between them grows without restraint, the girl, bullied until her eyes are red, uses the last of her strength to prop he 12kReads9.2Score92514d adds
  32. 32 Sickly Obsession: The Possessive CEO Lu Loves Her Like His Life 病态占有:偏执陆总嗜她如命 Modern Romance525k WordsCompleted (A brooding, lovesick demon king vs. a bright little ray of sunshine, sweet romance + possessive love + seductive charm) After Su Qingyan died, she saw the cold, sinister empire CEO everyone avoided. He had killed the scumbag couple who caused her death, then knelt before her grave with blood-soaked hands and kissed her body. “Yan’er, it’s too cold underground. I’m coming to keep you company...” Back in her youth, she mercilessly took revenge on the scumbag and his mistress while investigating L 53.1kReads9.3Score5.8k14d adds
  33. 33 The CEO Can’t Keep His Young Wife in Line Anymore 总裁镇不住少奶奶了 Modern Romance2.3M WordsCompleted When Chu Mian was picked up from the slums by the powerful CEO Li, she had nothing. Later, he pampered her to the heavens. “That Chu Mian? She’s a foundling, and she looks so poor.” The speaker then ran into Chu Mian signing dozens of property agreements, nodding off as she went. “That Chu Mian? She has no connections. I don’t know what she’s so smug about.” The speaker then saw Li Tianque, the tycoon at the top of A Nation’s financial world, publicly announce that they were married. “That Chu M 44.7kReads9.4Score5.9k14d adds
  34. 34 Bound by a Madman's Grudge 怨骨疯缠 Two Male Leads470k WordsCompleted Publication rights have been signed. Originally titled Grudgebound Bones [Double madness + a truly ghostly male lead + twisted love + forced confinement romance + lovers bound by pure hatred + happy ending] “We're better off hating each other. Never tell me you love me, or I'll kill you.” The two had been inseparable friends at the orphanage, once linking pinkies and promising never to part for the rest of their lives. Then one year, a wealthy couple came to adopt a child. They took a liking to 174.6kReads9.6Score38.9k14d adds
  35. 35 The Court Hears My Thoughts: I Slack Off and Enjoy the Gossip! 满朝文武听我心声,我摆烂吃瓜! Ancient Romance738k WordsCompleted [Everyone Can Hear Her Thoughts + Goofy Comedy + Gossip + Doing the Bare Minimum] This is not a no-romance story! There isn’t much focus on romance, though, and the male lead isn’t human! If you’re okay with that, come on in! After finally becoming the daughter of a respectable family in ancient times, she’s determined to treasure this wonderful life! After transmigrating, Lin Mo spends over a decade living like a lazy fish, planning to keep it that way. But her father worries she’ll starve, so 59.7kReads9.5Score58.5k14d adds
  36. 36 Over-the-Top Devotion: I'm Just His Plaything 顶级狂爱:我只是他的掌中玩物 Modern Romance1.8M WordsOngoing A godlike Western male lead × a resilient, delicate Chinese heroine The main story is complete. [Dominant daddy type + transnational forced romance + wild and unhinged + mature man who takes the lead + devoted husband + jealous of everything + height and build difference + eight-year age gap + heroine is vulnerable early on] A carefully planned scheme gets Qiao Yimo kidnapped and sold on the black market. She can't speak the language, has no one to rely on, and is put through hell. Only one for 132.5kReads9.0Score12.8k14d adds
  37. 37 Cherished Darling 心肝宠 Modern Romance2.0M WordsCompleted (Top-tier wealthy family, a modern Jiangnan beauty as the heroine, an obsessive male lead, the heroine pursues him at first, then he spoils her relentlessly, devoted to each other, happy ending) For the sake of the child in her belly, Lu Zhiling was forced to marry an obsessive tycoon. Everyone thought she wouldn’t live long enough to give birth. To stay alive, she began winning him over. Before she knew it, she had become the apple of his eye. Later, she prepared to run away. His car was perche 79.5kReads9.5Score8.2k14d adds
  38. 38 Teacher Chang Mao 长矛老师 Modern Romance677k WordsCompleted Originally titled “You Sell Swords, I Go Crazy: Together, We Set the Entertainment Industry Straight” [Rebellious CEO × Defiant Top-Tier Star] [Entertainment industry + absurd comedy + dating show + nonsense + memes + shameless antics] Jiang Qiyu transmigrated into a book. She became a brainless cannon-fodder character in a novel about a fake heiress in the entertainment industry. After taking a phone call, she realized the plot was already more than halfway through. Her family had abandoned he 105.6kReads9.7Score12.2k14d adds
  39. 39 EN Unhinged? We're All Unhinged—and That's a Good Thing! 癫,都癫,癫点好啊 Modern Romance1.3M WordsCompleted [Super-Sweet 1v1]+ [Silly Humor and Memes]+ [Showbiz]+ [Dating Variety Show]+ [Face-Slapping] [Unhinged Actress vs. CEO with a Mind of His Own] Betrayed by her scumbag boyfriend, she transmigrated into a book and was immediately stabbed and sent to the hospital by an extremist shipper. Xie Mi went berserk on the spot, spouting wild claims in the livestream. “Come on! Stab me! All of you, stab me! I'll blow up the Earth!” A passerby who had wandered into the livestream nearly fainted. Okay, okay. 335.5kReads9.8Score46.5k14d adds

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