The Princess Consort Digs the Pits, the Prince Buries the Dirt: A Cure for Scumbags and Fools
王妃挖坑爷埋土，专治渣渣二百五
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- Completed
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- 1.0M Words
- Genre
- Ancient Romance
- Subgenre
- Palace & Household Intrigue
- Updated
- 1y ago
- English
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- The Consorts Fight for Favor, While the Ugly Princess Consort Coasts Her Way to the Top娘娘们拼命宫斗，丑王妃摆烂上位Alternate title on Fanqie
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I really love how the author portrays the protagonist, Lu Fuyao, so vividly and adorably. Thank you for your hard work!
The female lead is very strong; she's always the one tormenting others. The male lead is also very decisive, and both leads are quite decisive. I've discovered a great book; you won't regret reading it. Plus, it's hilarious, and the female lead has so many ways to teach people a lesson.
Five stars is a must! It's so good! Both leads are virgins, and the characters are wonderfully developed, especially the female lead. She's domineering, decisive, intelligent, a skilled healer, cunning, playful, a little coquettish, and occasionally takes the "white lotus"/"green tea" route. She can devise a reasonable counterattack and execute it swiftly even in unfavorable circumstances.
The book is open! The book is open! My dear readers, please leave a five-star review. May good fortune be with you always!
So far, these are the most decisive male and female protagonists I've read in the novels I've read over the years. The villains in the drama never stay on the show until the next morning if they say they're going to die. I hope they won't disappoint me later on.
It's so good! It's witty and humorous, with lots of laughs! The female lead is a time traveler, and her dashing and heroic appearance captivates everyone. The male lead is always protective of his wife, so domineering and loving. I love it! The female lead lives a life that everyone admires and envies. She's so happy!
A swift and decisive revenge, no grudges left unresolved! I highly recommend the author, I love you! It's so well written!
It's a fantastic read; it's been a long time since I've had a book that I could finish after two days. The plot is fast-paced and doesn't drag, and the villains get their comeuppance quickly. The female lead is also very capable and ruthless, making it a very enjoyable read with a touch of humor—it's both sweet and edgy.
It's a good read. The female lead is decisive and ruthless, not a saint, and very intelligent. I hope the author updates soon! 😘
A fantastic time-travel romance novel with satisfying revenge and sweet, virgin-like characters. The female lead is decisive and efficient without being overly idealistic (though she's a bit too greedy in the early episodes). The male lead is powerful but not arrogant 😂, emotionally sensitive and devoted, always a strong support for the female lead.