Novels like The Free-Roaming Wage Earner System
Books Chinese readers most often put in the same booklists as The Free-Roaming Wage Earner System, best match first.
- 1 Reborn in a Hong Kong Crossover: I Became the Biggest Villain? 重生港综：我成了最大反派？ Reborn in the world of Hong Kong action films, Chen Tai finds himself working undercover in Ba Bi's gang. A Hongxing assassination attempt hits him from the start, awakening the Extraordinary Choice System: kill Ba Bi, take out Chen Haonan, seize territory, and take over Tsim Sha Tsui! His Tam Kune Do kicks smash the rules of the underworld, and his short blade carves a path to the top. Keung? Just a puppet in my hand! The Ngai family? They'll all bear the Chen name by tomorrow! Crow of East Sta 46Reads—Score—Shelves
- 2 All the Love 所情 Youth + campus life + multiple heroines + human nature + a touch of angst When we were young, everyone had fantasies of becoming the most popular person around, with everyone falling in love with them unconditionally, regardless of money, looks, personality, or character. But can feelings like that really be called love? 2Reads—Score—Shelves
- 3 Divine Doctor: I Want Both the Empire and Its Beauties 神医：江山美人我都要 Chen Mo, heir to the Sword Pavilion, possesses peerless medical skills and enters the secular world to lay plans for dominion. Power fantasy + scheming + political intrigue + miracle-working physician + humor + decisive and ruthless + livestreaming + jade gambling Jade gambling world: He cracks open a piece of imperial green jadeite with glass-like translucence, earning a cool billion and entering the jade industry. Livestreaming world: He throws around tens of millions to make a beauty smile an —Reads—Score—Shelves
- 4 Another World: Kneel and Beg All You Want, It's Still Just Wild Vegetables 异世界：你再跪着抢它也是野菜啊 Lin Bei transmigrated. He landed in another world that was a culinary desert. The people here roasted celery, deep-fried it, braised it, and served it cold, but never stir-fried it properly. Tomatoes, water spinach, and cucumbers grew all over the roadsides. The locals called them “weeds.” “Can you actually eat this stuff?” they asked. Lin Bei quietly made a bowl of egg fried rice, and 19Reads—Score—Shelves
- 5 Metropolitan Spirit Tempering System 都市淬灵系统 Urban Spirit Tempering System 4Reads—Score—Shelves
- 6 The Supreme Heavenly Dao: Just Get It Done 天道至尊之干就完了 Lin Tian was just a street thug until he stumbled across a mysterious ancient jade, turning his life upside down. The jade pendant recognized him as its master, and his cultivation techniques awakened. From the "Heavenly Secrets Art," which let him see his opponents' weaknesses, to supreme divine powers that controlled the laws of life and death, Lin Tian crushed the gangs, slapped down powerful clans, and swept through the cultivation world. Urban campuses, sinister sects, interdimensional ba 1Reads—Score—Shelves
- 7 The Ultimate Guide to Life 最强人生指南 My name is Mo Yan, and I have the ultimate guide to life. I know a little bit about everything. Everyone: "Bro, how are you so good at showing off?" Mo Yan: "I never show off... I'm just making a little progress on the road to showing off." —Reads—Score—Shelves
- 8 Deliveryman: My Orders Rewrite Causality 外卖员：我的因果律订单 Synopsis The Delivery Rider: My Causality-Driven Orders follows Chen Shi, an ordinary delivery rider who gets bound to an absurd “Causality System” on a rainy night and is forced into an apocalyptic crisis threatening the survival of the world. He had only wanted a quiet, peaceful life, but discovers that every outrageous task issued by the System, from splashing a customer with milk tea to saving a strange child, is secretly weaving a protective web against the apocalypse. Pressured by both t —Reads—Score—Shelves
- 9 The Omnipotent Supreme of the City 都市之全能至尊 The All-Powerful Supreme in the City 3Reads—Score—Shelves
- 10 Livestream Fortune-Telling: From the Start, I Connect with a Violent Criminal 直播算命：开局连线悍匪 Down-on-his-luck young Taoist Chen Xuan accidentally activates the [Heavenly Secrets Livestream System]! He can calculate the past, predict the future, and earn merit and incense offerings by peering into heaven’s secrets! He can even exchange them for lost Taoist arts and supreme divine powers! From the start, he connects with a viewer, only to find himself at the scene of an armed bank robbery! “Viewer, your forehead is shrouded in darkness. You’re sure to suffer a bloody disaster today!” The 1Reads—Score—Shelves
- 11 Dragon Emperor System: The Struggle for Supremacy Begins at Zero 龙皇系统：从零开始争霸 Comebacks and face-slapping: Enemies in the workplace, business world, and underworld, all outmatched in intelligence System-powered growth: Upgrading abilities, wealth, and combat skills, always staying one step ahead of the enemy Sweet and bittersweet romance: The female lead and protagonist support each other, but face obstacles and misunderstandings Expanding influence in the city: From a low-level office worker to the city’s top powerhouse, climbing one level at a time 1Reads—Score—Shelves
- 12 The City's Strongest System: No One Dares Cross Me 都市最强系统谁都惹不起 College student Ling Han is accidentally bound to a System. From then on, he enjoys unbelievable luck and reaches the pinnacle of life. Whenever he’s bored, he can go show off on the street, slap people in the face, and make passersby gasp in amazement. He tramples every genius in his path and specializes in putting arrogant people in their place! With the strongest System in my hands, who can afford to mess with me? Got a problem? Bring it on! 277Reads5.3Score—Shelves
- 13 Everyday Campus Romance 校园恋爱日常向 “Campus Life” + “One Female Lead” + “No System” + “Not Reborn” + “Very Slow-Paced” + “” Su Yao couldn’t understand why, in just a few short days, Ci Jiang had become like a different person. The familiar, shy, childish Ci Jiang had turned cold and distant, keeping everyone at arm’s length. —Reads—Score—Shelves
- 14 Clear Waters, Golden Rivers: Everyone Gives Me One Yuan 碧水金流：一人给我一元钱 The county has 650,000 people, so that's 650,000 yuan for me in a single day? How did I get so lucky that such a great System fell into my lap? But Chen Jing soon discovered that the money couldn't be spent anywhere else. He couldn't even buy a bottle of mineral water with it. It could only be used in Bishui County. To bring in more money and enjoy a better life, he would use an endless stream of funds to turn the small county into a metropolis! —Reads—Score—Shelves
- 15 I Made the Campus Belle Cry! The System Rewarded Me Ten Million! 我骂哭了校花！系统奖励一千万！ [Urban] + [Invincible Power Fantasy] + [Sharp Tongue] + [System] + [Play the Pig to Eat the Tiger] + [Scheming] Ten million! Not play money, and not game currency! Happiness came so suddenly, it’s made me need to pee! —Reads—Score—Shelves
- 16 From the Start, I Was Silenced, So I Turned Around and Refined a Puppet 开局被灭口，反手炼个傀儡 [Urban + System + Behind-the-scenes mastermind + from the start, a desperate situation + turning the tables + revenge + cathartic read] His mother was murdered, and from the start he was framed, imprisoned, and killed. He later returned to life, only to become a wanted man. Bound to the Punish Evil System, he became a night-walker, settling scores with criminals from behind the scenes in the city and slaughtering every Japanese invader. I walk in darkness, and I see through evil. Around Chapter 1Reads6.9Score—Shelves
- 17 Ads? Never False 广告？从不虚假 A semi-autobiographical novel by a third-year college student. Most of the events in the book really happened, and most of the people really exist. Three years held too many regrets, so I’m writing a novel to look back on the past. I became the person in the book, and the person in the book had long since become me. I won’t misuse my golden finger. This isn’t a wish-fulfillment story, so please don’t bash it if it’s not your thing. 1Reads—Score—Shelves
- 18 I Own a Resort 我有一个度假村 Life is about more than just getting by today. There are also poetry and faraway places. Youth and love never grow old. Don’t let your youth go to waste, and don’t lose the love in your life. When you’re feeling down, step outside and take a look at this beautiful world. 59Reads—Score—Shelves
- 19 Oh No! My AI Girlfriends Have Come Looking for Me in the Real World 糟糕！AI女友们来现实找我了 [Urban + System + multiple heroines] The AI girlfriend chat app is shutting down today, and Chen Fan is one of its loyal users. He was planning to find another app to play, but then, during class that very day, a goddess-level classmate suddenly came looking for him... “Chen Fan, why did you disappear on me?” That day, all of Chen Fan’s AI girlfriends came to the real world one after another. An enemy nation’s general is actually Chen Fan’s servant. This beautiful assassin has some tangled histo 44Reads7.0Score—Shelves
- 20 Showbiz: I Sang “Seven Miles of Fragrance” and Made the Campus Beauty Cry in Public 文娱：一首七里香，当众唱哭校花 [Music industry, System, one female lead, sweet daily life, success in both love and career] Mo Yunchuan transmigrated to Blue Star three years ago. He was still a high school student with classes from morning till night, and his only comfort was staying up every evening to play games with his “brother” online. That all changed when he awakened the “Ultimate Entertainment System.” One song, “Seven Miles of Fragrance,” stirred up countless memories of youth. Another, “River South,” reminded liste 68Reads7.2Score—Shelves
- 21 Cashback on Every Purchase: Binding a Girlfriend Makes Me the Richest Man in the City 消费返现，绑定女友后成都市首富 [Spending-to-Earn Cash Back · From Campus to City · Sweet and Satisfying] The day I got bound to a System, I bought my silly, beautiful girlfriend a 200-yuan necklace and got 2,000 yuan back. From then on, there was no stopping me. Buy her clothes: cash back! Take her out to eat: cash back! Give her a handbag: cash back! Tenfold, fiftyfold, a hundredfold... The cashback kept growing, and the more I spent, the more money I made. A rich second-generation heir mocked me for being broke? I transferr 2Reads—Score—Shelves
- 22 Time Hasn’t Aged, and We Haven’t Drifted Apart 时光未老，我们未散 Time Hasn’t Aged, and We Haven’t Drifted Apart —Reads—Score—Shelves
- 23 The System Makes Me Set Up a Street Stall 系统让我摆地摊 Ye Pengyun was being hounded by his landlord for rent when he unexpectedly acquired the God-Tier Street Vendor System. “Ding-dong! You sold a toy car. Reward: one Bugatti Veyron.” “Ding-dong! You sold a toy house. Reward: one building in the Imperial Capital's Royal City!” Years later, Ye Pengyun, now the richest man in the world, was interviewed by a reporter. “Mr. Ye, how did you become so successful?” Ye Pengyun replied, “Set up more street stalls and work hard.” 137Reads8.3Score—Shelves
- 24 The Littlest Wage Earner 最小打工人 Chen Zhi, a 35-year-old middle manager at a major internet company, is abruptly laid off and dies of a sudden heart attack that very night. When he opens his eyes again, he's the tiniest baby in an incubator. He binds to the “Workplace Reform System”: he has to solve adults' workplace problems like a baby. The more outrageous his methods, the greater the rewards. His father is being psychologically manipulated? One good cry, and he helps him dodge a deadly trap. His sister is being strung alo 3Reads—Score—Shelves
- 25 In This Life, I'm the Violent Jesus 这一世，我是暴力耶稣 [System + Wish Fulfillment + Saving Lives + Wild Imagination + Alternate Setting + Urban + No Female Lead] Ding! You have been chosen by the Jesus System. Qin Wu was staring blankly at a bullying case when he was suddenly selected. He soon learned that saving people would earn him points he could exchange for superpowers. Through fire and water, I'll follow you, Brother Jesus! A bullying case involving a buried body, a murder case involving a best friend's boyfriend, and more... Qin Wu keeps tra 3Reads—Score—Shelves
- 26 Reborn with a Super Upgrade System 重生，我有了超级升级系统 She used to be a naive, sweet girl. Now that she’s reborn, is she going to sweep all before her? No, no, no. She’s just an ordinary girl who wants to live her own life. No more being a fool, no more living wholeheartedly for others. This time, she’s living for herself. But why did she awaken a super update System? Anything can be upgraded. Her Mandarin, from Level 2B to Level 1A, in a single click. Even dialects can reach Level 1A, provided you know a little of one to begin with. Walking can b 43Reads6.2Score—Shelves
- 27 I Get Stronger Every Time I Race, and Rise to the Top in a Minivan 飙车就变强，我靠面包车逆袭崛起 [Multiple Female Leads | Urban, Everyday Power Fantasy | Street Racing | Startup from the Bottom | Cutting-Edge Tech | System] Twenty-year-old orphan Gan Linyang graduated from a vocational college with a degree in auto repair. He went from internship to internship, exploited as cheap labor everywhere, and couldn’t even get a certificate of completion. With nowhere else to turn, he gritted his teeth and bought a beat-up van to make a living hauling cargo. On the very day he started taking orders —Reads—Score—Shelves
- 28 My System Can Create Anything 我的系统能造万物 Wang Sen, twenty-two years old, is a gambling addict who has lost everything but 124 yuan. A busted wristwatch claiming to be the “Ultra-Real Creation System” hijacked his phone, shocked his arm, and replaced all his gambling apps with public-service ads about quitting gambling. The System said: Go work as a forest ranger. Create things, patrol the mountains, and deal with bizarre incidents. Earn material packs and unlock new features. Wang Sen said: I just want to lie flat. The System said: E 1Reads—Score—Shelves
- 29 The Urban God-Tier Choice System 都市之神级选择系统 By a twist of fate, Zhang Wanlin bound himself to the God-Tier Choice System, and his incredible comeback began! [Choice One: Accept superstar Yang Tian’s advances and gain the identity of chairman of the world’s top entertainment company!] [Choice Two: Accept the world boxing champion’s request to become his master and receive the manual for the Eighteen Dragon-Subduing Palms!] [Choice Three: Reject your ex-girlfriend’s request to get back together and receive a tenfold increase in your assets! 380Reads6.5Score—Shelves
- 30 Ten-Thousandfold Cashback: My Best Friend Gets Taken, and the Campus Belle Cries 万倍返利：闺蜜被拿下，校花哭了 [Billionaire + System + Multiple Women + Campus Beauties + Livestream Donations] The goddess I’d pursued for two years was right in front of me, drinking wedding wine with someone else… Two years of my youth, all for a single “Get lost”… System: “Ding-dong!” “Detected a loser! Binding complete!” What happens when a loser college student runs into a loser System? Two negatives make a positive! “Using the ten-thousandfold rebate card. Rebate amount: 88,888,888 yuan!” “Cong 3Reads6.8Score—Shelves
- 31 Security Guard, That’s Enough! There’s No Room Left in the Community Rules 保安收手吧！小区公约真写不下了 [Lighthearted comedy + livestreaming + memes + feel-good power fantasy + absurd humor + hardcore explanations] Qi Yuan was a top-three student and a genius, but couldn’t find a job after graduating. In the end, thanks to his handsome face and 185-centimeter height, he got hired as a security guard at the upscale residential complex Lanting Mansion, just as a livestreamed competition show called Neighborhood Watch began filming there. A few days later. “Manager Wang, this is bad! Qi Yuan’s gone t 30Reads8.1Score—Shelves
- 32 Urban: This Concept-Level Office Supply Is a Must-Have 都市：这概念级办公用品，谁用谁 After transmigrating to a parallel world, Su Yang awakens the “Conceptual Creation System.” To clock out on time, he goes into full-on, crazy modification mode. [100% Apology Stapler]: Whoever gets stapled must kneel down and apologize sincerely. Side effect: The user must sway their hips and shout, “Big brother, I know I was wrong~” [Absolutely Punctual Employee Badge]: Once you put it on, no one can stop you from clocking out, not even God! Side effect: You must glide out of the building on sk —Reads—Score—Shelves
- 33 My All-Purpose System 我的万能系统 This is an age where technology and martial arts coexist, an age of burning passion and brilliant prodigies. “I have arrived! I have taken part! I have conquered! I will become an unrivaled legend beneath the stars!” Beginning with the corpses of heroes and prodigies beneath his feet, Ye Chen’s path could no longer be stopped. He explored ancient ruins, ventured beyond the borders, and fought across the starry skies. But when he reached the summit, his heart stirred once more~ The story begins a 75Reads5.8Score—Shelves
- 34 He Is Perfectly Content 他怡然自得 [Coming-of-Age Inspiration + Contemporary Romance + Realistic Fiction + Slow Burn + Heartwarming + Comedy] Chen Yiran, an older young woman who has lost both her job and her boyfriend, works hard and successfully gets into graduate school. One day, she turns into a “dessert-drenched mess” and meets the “father and daughter” of the Xiao family. Sent by the dean to tutor the Xiao family, she later finds a job after graduating and becomes an employee at one of their companies. As she helps Xiao Ji 34Reads—Score—Shelves
- 35 Every Time I Die, I Get One Step Closer to Immortality 每死一次，我离长生更近一步 A lighthearted, funny, and heartwarming read. Note: This is an urban slice-of-life novel, with little in the way of showing off and face-slapping or fighting monsters and leveling up. It's warm and harmonious all the way through. Also known as The Path to Longevity: Electricity and Me, My Years of Researching Longevity, After Being Reborn, I Discovered the Secret to Longevity, Seeking Longevity Through Heretical Cultivation, and A Modern Diary of Longevity Good news: I transmigrated, and the —Reads—Score—Shelves
- 36 Urban All-Purpose System 都市全能系统 An ordinary boy and an all-purpose System come together to forge an extraordinary legend. Ye Chen accidentally activates the all-purpose System, and from then on, his life reaches new heights. Too awkward to sell anything? No problem, I have sales skills! Too weak to fight, barely worth a scrap? No problem, I know Jeet Kune Do! 8Reads—Score—Shelves
- 37 Reborn: Living an Ordinary Life Is Nothing to Be Ashamed Of 重生平淡不丢人 A wrongfully imprisoned former bank executive meets Song Daoran, a Taoist priest, and together they are reborn in 1989. They trade stocks, pursue love, offer advice, and build a business. Life is tranquil but never dull, leisurely yet prosperous. In stillness, he brings peace to his family; in action, he benefits his friends. 80Reads—Score—Shelves
- 38 Super Hunter 超级猎手 The life of Jiang Ming, a socially clueless, straight, third-year college student who has never had a girlfriend, suddenly takes a strange turn. He is thrown into an extremely difficult “dating game” where his life is the wager. Win over the assigned girl before time runs out, or die?! How can someone who has never even held a girl's hand in twenty years change his fate? How does he become a “super hunter,” and even ascend to godhood in the end? His targets include all kinds of heroines: yandere —Reads6.9Score—Shelves
- 39 The Super Life: I Turned the Tables on a Blind Date from the Start 超级人生：开局相亲我反手拿捏 [Feel-Good Power Fantasy] + [System] + [Transmigration] + [Wild Imagination] + [Parallel Worlds] An ordinary college graduate from Blue Star worked late delivering takeout and died suddenly from exhaustion. His body was taken over by Gu Li, a top-tier writer who had transmigrated into this world. At a matchmaking meeting arranged by his landlord, the snobbish woman immediately demanded a huge bride price, a house, a car, and the full set of betrothal gifts. She mocked and belittled him at every —Reads—Score—Shelves
- 40 Winning the Goddess: She’s Spoiling Me Instead? That’s Amazing! 女神攻略：反向投喂？太棒了 [Multiple Female Leads + Women Pursue Men] Chen Ye, a poor third-year college student, was betrayed by his girlfriend. In a fit of rage, he activated the [Goddess Conquest: Reverse Feeding System]. From then on, whenever Chen Ye met a beautiful woman with a looks rating of 90 or above, a sub-System would be generated. As long as she completed a task or earned a spending rebate, Chen Ye would receive ten times her reward. Shen Zhixia: "Brother Chen Ye is mine. No one is allowed to fight me for hi 10Reads—Score—Shelves
- 41 The Wild Life of the Sharpest Tongue Under Heaven 天下第一毒嘴的暴走人生 [War God + High IQ + Unbeatable Eloquence] His intellect rivals Di Renjie, his emotional intelligence is no worse than Wei Xiaobao's, his martial arts surpass Yan Shuangying's, and his sharp tongue rivals Zhuge Liang's. He can match wits and trade blows with all kinds of people in any setting! But once, he was nothing more than an ordinary, unknown young man from the bottom rung of society. Then he got a cheat, turned his life around, and in just a few short years became a peerless genius, exc —Reads8.2Score—Shelves
- 42 Waiting for You to Fall Into My Arms 等你思思入怀 Sweet, outspoken Chen Sisi & her gentle, devoted Mr. Zhang Test Director & startup CEO of a chip company [Everyday urban life + sweet romance + devoted boyfriend + mutual commitment + slow and steady love] You work hard to build your business, and I’ll be right there by your side. You embrace life, and I’ll cherish and protect you. Chen Sisi and her Mr. Zhang fell in love at first sight in college. After graduation, they supported each other, lived life with optimism, and chased their dreams tog 8Reads—Score—Shelves
- 43 The System Saved Me from the Start 开局就被系统拯救了 He gets the System’s favor for stepping in to help someone in danger? Sign-in rewards are peanuts. Taking on missions and claiming their rewards is the real thrill. The System has everything you could want; it all depends on how well you complete your tasks. He’ll become richer than a nation, gain godlike martial prowess, and be handsome, wealthy, and caring. All kinds of campus beauties and mature women will throw themselves at him. Watch Shen Yisan climb to the very top, one step at a time. 3.3kReads8.8Score380Shelves
- 44 Perseverance: My Life Has No Limits 持之以恒：我的人生不设限 [Light System + Everyday Life + Easygoing + One Female Lead + No Angst + Sweet Romance] Jump right in! Nearly thirty and with nothing to show for it, food delivery courier Li Heng ends up in the hospital after a car accident. Just as he thinks it's an unexpected disaster, a System called "Perseverance" quietly binds itself to him. The System doesn't issue quests or hand out world-shattering riches. It has just one core rule: keep at something consistently, and once you reach a certain level of p 28Reads—Score—Shelves
- 45 Urban: My Family’s Movie Theater Is Terrifying 都市：我家电影院贼恐怖 [Feel-Good] + [Urban] + [System] + [Horror] + [Dual-Track Missions] + [No Female Lead] (A female lead may or may not appear; she's only there to move the plot along.) “Boss, is your cinema decorated to look like a postwar ruin?” (Rave reviews!) “Boss, you've got to be kidding! The cheapest ticket at your cinema is 399 yuan? What do you take me for?!” (Rave reviews!) “Boss, is this event real or not? I'm a medical student! ...Holy crap... there's a ghost!” (Rave reviews!) “Plus one.” “...” Gu Xu: 1Reads—Score—Shelves
- 46 Merchant of All Things 万象商人 Urban supernatural powers + spiritual qi revival + the Myriad Worlds + apocalypse + satisfying power fantasy [Life-span trading! Soul pawnshop!] Zhou Mi acquired a Myriad Treasures Mall! All sentient beings may trade with me: life span, health, emotions, abilities… even their souls! A mountain of gold piled up from life-saving payments? Top-tier skills stripped away at will? Pure love and hatred reduced to commodities? To Zhou Mi, they’re nothing but one ordinary deal after another! He becomes —Reads—Score—Shelves
- 47 A Drifter's Rise Begins with a Dream 盲流小子的崛起，从梦开始 A vivid memory, born from an accident during an experiment, streaked into the sky as a flash of blue light and landed in the mind of a young man with the same name in a parallel world, a cosmic reflection of our own. It slowly began to influence and change his life, as well as the lives of his family and friends. Literary luminaries: Such a gifted young talent. It’s a shame he has a mouth on him. Students: His poetry and essays are excellent, but he’s a real jerk! Famous songwriter: That kid doe 3Reads—Score—Shelves
- 48 On the Brink of Divorce 走在离婚的边缘 A friendly reminder: This is a work of realist fiction, and many readers may recognize people they know in it. Please enjoy the story, but don’t assume it’s about you! People say marriage is the grave of love, yet so many still rush toward it. The paths love can take are painfully few: either you part ways and become strangers, or you enter the marital home and stay together for life. When passion fades and love turns into familial affection, marriage becomes the daily routine of meals and chore 101Reads—Score—Shelves
- 49 Time Stopped the Day I Was Fired by the Entire Company 我被全公司开除那天时间暂停了 My new work is here! I'm the sort of person who likes to let my imagination run wild. Maybe it's got something to do with my job: I work mainly in film and TV advertising, so my writing often has traces of scripts and screenplays in it. Maybe I've been in the industry too long and it's become a habit, hahaha! This story is about how an ordinary wage earner turns his life around with the help of a System. After three years of overtime, I get scapegoated and fired, then awaken the 'Game System.' I 2Reads—Score—Shelves
- 50 After Getting Fired, I Maxed Out God-Tier Traits Just by Breathing 开除后，我靠呼吸刷爆神级词条 Just after getting laid off, I was told that my breathing could put labels on anything? Stick “Indestructible” on a pair of flip-flops and they can go toe-to-toe with a Ferrari. Stick “Never Misses” on a slingshot and you can knock a rich kid’s drone out of the sky from three blocks away. Stick “Friend to Animals” on the stray dog downstairs, and the next day every cat and dog in the neighborhood will come guard my home. - Ex-girlfriend: Lu Chen, I was wrong. Let’s get back together! - Me: Oh, l 10Reads—Score—Shelves
