Novels like You're a Comedian, Yet You're the Most Unprofessional Chef
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- 1 I, the Son of De Yun, Turn Things Upside Down from the Start! 我，德雲之子，开局倒反天罡！ Calling him the young master of the troupe sounds nice, but put plainly, isn't he just a scapegoat? His stepmother, Wang Hui, wants to manipulate Gu Qilin into becoming the company's legal representative. Disillusioned, Gu Qilin makes it clear that he'll only do his duty as a son at the family home... Just as Gu Qilin's negative emotions surge, a voice rings out in his mind. [Ding...] [Negative Emotion System successfully bound!] [Currently bound characters: Gu Dekang, Wang Hui!] [Whenever a bou 10Reads—Score—14d adds
- 2 Yue’s Little Sister from Deyun Society 德云社岳哥的妹妹 The daily life of Yue Ge's younger sister at Deyun Society: she falls in love with one of its famous performers, marries him, and has a child. What will Yue Ge think of that? A parallel world with a chaotic timeline. #Written by a beginner. Please be understanding. 20Reads—Score—14d adds
- 3 Deyun Society's Little Ancestor 德云社的小祖宗 What if the Deyun Society had an unofficial little matriarch? What if Guo Degang had lost his master, but a junior martial aunt had stepped up to support him? Would anyone still be able to bully him? 3Reads—Score—14d adds
- 4 Guo Qilin: Love Without End, Day and Night 郭麒麟：朝朝暮暮情不断 In a parallel world, Guo Qilin gains a System space, and inside it is his wife! A System you can carry around, sure. But have you ever seen a wife you can carry around?! 59Reads—Score214d adds
- 5 A Hong Kong Princess Meets a Dashing, Rascally Crosstalk Performer 香港公主遇上痞帅相声演员 A Hong Kong princess born in 2000 makes it in Beijing and falls for a crosstalk performer born in 1997. She has PhDs in art and finance from Peking University. The Hong Kong princess enters the entertainment industry, becomes a Best Actress, and meets him, a roguishly handsome, gentle crosstalk performer. (The story may differ slightly from reality.) 8Reads—Score—14d adds
- 6 Deyun Society: Qin Xiaoxian's Girlfriend in the Entertainment Industry 德云社：秦霄贤的娱乐圈女友 Everything has an answer. Rather than worry, it’s better to let things take their course. I hope you, and all of us, can find happiness amid the mess of life. When we stop expecting things, everything somehow starts going smoothly. Live well with grace and confidence, and good luck is sure to come rushing your way. This book tells the story of an intense push and pull and flirtatious exchanges between Qin Xiaoxian of Deyun Society and Luo Yi, Guo Degang’s female disciple. It turns out the supers 68Reads—Score—14d adds
- 7 I Somehow Became Zhang Yunlei’s Assistant 我居然成了张云雷的助理了 As an office worker, Murong Xiaoxiao is muddleheaded every day. She has never caused any major disasters, but little mishaps are constant. Planning to quit and put her love of food to use by opening a snack shop or milk tea shop, she learns that an actor from Deyun Club whom she likes is without an assistant. She applies on a whim, never expecting to get the job. 30Reads—Score—14d adds
- 8 Deyun Society: Heading East 德云社：一路向东 An old-school fanfic, just for fun in our own little corner! Please don't associate it with the real people! [Li Hedong x Lu Xixia] Crosstalk performer x novelist A sweet story written with a very familiar trope~ Hope you enjoy it~ Feel free to point out any mistakes~ 16Reads—Score—14d adds
- 9 Everyday Life at Deyun 德云日常 Author! This isn't how the story is supposed to go! A fresh start for an untold slice of everyday life. Let's taste all the bittersweet moments together. Please don't confuse this story with real people! This is for entertainment, so don't take it too seriously. Everyone knows how dazzling these performers look onstage, but who knows how much hardship and suffering they endure in private? This story starts behind the scenes, with the occasional trip onstage. Their peak popularity is already behi 8Reads—Score—14d adds
- 10 Li Hedong: The Dimple at the Center of My Heart 李鹤东：心尖上的酒窝 In the autumn of 2018, Gu Muxi, a Chinese teacher at Beijing No. 2 High School, lived a peaceful and fulfilling life. With her sweet smile and captivating dimples, she seemed to have it all. One day, on a whim, her best friend dragged her to a small Deyun Society theater, where they got seats in the front row. Onstage was Li Hedong, captain of Deyun Society’s Second Team. His face was cold, his scar conspicuous, and he had a strong underworld aura. But during the encore, those dimples brimming w 16Reads—Score—14d adds
- 11 Random Notes on Deyun 德云随笔 A collection of short pieces I've written on the spur of the moment about Deyun Society. They're just short stories, and each chapter has a different protagonist. I'm not a great writer, so please feel free to offer advice, and I hope you'll enjoy them. 1Reads—Score—14d adds
- 12 Deyun Society: The Encounter 德云社：遇见 My new work is here! You’re welcome to read it on Tomato Novel. I hope you’ll enjoy it. Your support keeps me writing, and I’ll do my best to tell every story well! 1Reads—Score—14d adds
- 13 Deyun Society: The Fake Heiress Is Done Putting Up with This! 德云社：假千金不打算忍了！ [Signed + Film and TV + Variety Shows + Daily Life + Metaphysics] [Fair-skinned, gorgeous supermodel girl] After completing the System’s missions, she finally builds a family of her own. It includes three older brothers: Meng Yancheng, Xiang Liu, and Li Lianhua. Her third brother often says Yu Yingtong is as tangled up as a twisted towel, but he supports every decision she makes, no matter what. With his support, why be afraid to leave... The things that belong to her will always find thei 63Reads—Score—14d adds
- 14 Life as the Reborn Family Darling 重生后的团宠生活 Dragon-Generation Recruitment A student who looks just like Qin Xiaoxian did when he was young is taken into Team Seven. Who would have guessed that the student had come seeking revenge? He schemes to frame Qin Xiaoxian and take everything from him. Faced with accusations from his fellow apprentices and condemnation from netizens, What will Qin Xiaoxian choose? 17Reads—Score—14d adds
- 15 Crosstalk: Betray Deyun? I'll Start My Own School 相声：背叛德云？我自成一派 Dong Wushuang transmigrates to a parallel world and becomes a crosstalk performer at Deyun Society. Though he has only average talent, one street interview sends him skyrocketing to fame across the internet. After that, he flourishes on variety shows, in music, and across the music scene. But when it comes to crosstalk, his performances remain hard to watch. Dong Wushuang’s sudden fame leaves the other Deyun Society performers baffled! Yue Yunpeng: “Old Dong, Master taught you crosstalk, but yo 123Reads5.1Score—14d adds
- 16 Reborn to Explore the Clearwater River 重生之探清水河 Everyone in Ming'aogong's position has heard the folk tune "Exploring the Clear Water River." But the love between Sixth Brother and Dalian, spanning three lifetimes, and the tangled grievances between their families cannot be fully sung or explained in just a few verses. The Tong and Song families of the Western Capital's Firearms Battalion had been friends for generations. Yet the arrival of one mysterious young servant set off a sweeping saga of love and hate, dragging the little village by t 7Reads—Score—14d adds
- 17 Deyun Society: A Colorful Bond 德云社：七彩的牵挂 The situations in this novel are entirely fictional. Please don’t read them as referring to real people! This story may involve more events in other worlds, and it’s a little different from the previous one! The protagonists won’t be one couple this time, but seven! The rainbow arching across the sky is my love for you, as dreamlike as a fantasy! The wind can’t scatter it, and thunder can’t break it. I’m so lucky to have you~ May the wind carry my longing and concern for you. I love you~ Hong Zh 47Reads—Score—14d adds
- 18 Qin Shi's Moonlight White Rose 秦氏明月白月光 The Qin family's bright moon, the beloved light in Qin's heart; the fourth month of spring between heaven and earth, and the gentleman is named Qin Xiaoxian. This is the story of Lao Qin and his beloved. It features some of their everyday interactions. Please don't flame me if it's not to your taste. 5Reads—Score—14d adds
- 19 Deyun Society: The Phoenix Rules the World 德云社：凤倾天下 [Signed] The Qianyun Dynasty? There was never a dynasty by that name in history, was there?! Poor Comrade Yu Sichen seems to have been tricked... I'm a top agent, after all. How could something so trivial defeat me! Host... Could you please show a little restraint... Zhang Yunlei: Little Fox, don't leave me... Meng Hetang: Don't send me away. I really love you. Zhou Jiuliang: My wife, can the sound of my sanxian keep you here? Qin Xiaoxian: I told you I'm not stupid. I just get a little nervous 4Reads—Score—14d adds
- 20 Deyun: After Ten Years of Online Abuse, I Returned and Drove Old Guo Crazy 德云：网暴十年后我复出逼疯老郭 Cao Yunjing transmigrated to a parallel world, where he became a crosstalk comedian and was bound to a god-tier Popularity System. Before he could show off his talents and reach the pinnacle of life, the public tore into him mercilessly. The ungrateful disciple Cao Yunjing had disrupted a birthday banquet. His master’s wife, Wang Hui, had knelt and begged for mercy. His master, Guo Degang, had sung “Weiyang Palace” through his tears. Then Cao had led his junior fellow disciples in fleeing Deyun 1.1kReads6.5Score10514d adds
- 21 Showbiz: The Young Master Leaves Deyun and Takes Hollywood by Storm 娱乐：少班主出走德云制霸好莱坞 Guo Linlin: “Those three are the real family. I'm just an outsider!” Old Guo: “You're my son, so I'm going to shatter all your self-respect and bully you at home until I've had my fill!” Guo Yangyang: “Who are you? What are you doing in my house?” Stepmother Guo Wang: “Linlin, you can resent me or hate me, but your father always has your best interests at heart. You can't treat him like this. I'm begging you, I'll even kneel!” With a cold father and an unkind stepmother, young troupe leader Guo 26Reads—Score—14d adds
- 22 Guo Qilin: Please Be Kind to Me 郭麒麟：请多指教 Main characters: Qiao Naisheng and Guo Qilin 1V1, first love I’m not very good at writing blurbs, so please bear with me. Thanks. Guo Qilin never imagined he would fall in love at first sight. Qiao Naisheng never imagined she would stumble into the entertainment industry and, on her very first acting job, end up with a boyfriend. Guo Qilin: Master, I’ve fallen for a girl. Yu Qian: Dalin, how about you find someone else to like? Guo Qilin: Master, I want to give it a try. If I try, at least I won 128Reads—Score—14d adds
- 23 My Boyfriend Is a Crosstalk Performer 我的男友是相声演员 Before I met him, I had already heard his name. Before I met him, I already liked him. Before I met him, every beautiful thing in the world was just a fairy tale... His name was neither too long nor too short, just right to fill the emptiness in my heart: Gu Xiaofeng! 53Reads—Score—14d adds
- 24 Deyun Society Through a Wild Imagination 脑洞下的德云社 “Mmm...” The sunlight filtering through the curtains gently woke the scatterbrained Li. [Bang, bang, bang!] “Miss, are you awake?” Wang Ma called from outside the door, in her “gentle” wake-up voice. “Five more minutes, just five!” She rolled over and went right back to sleep. “Get up already! School starts today!” Wang Ma continued to roar. She was hauled out of bed to wash up and get dressed, then left the house just five minutes later. She had planned to stroll through the school gates as the 3Reads—Score—14d adds
- 25 Deyun Society: Meeting the Stars 德云社：遇见星星 A roundup of the members of Deyun Club. The ones I'm currently writing about are Zhang Yunlei and Zhou Jiuliang. The ones I've decided on for now are Zhang Yunlei, Zhou Jiuliang, Zhang Jiuling, Sun Jiufang, Shang Jiuxi, He Jiuhua. I may write about others if I think of them, but I won't write about members who are already married. I hope no one gets married while I'm writing, but if anyone does, I'll send them my best wishes. I hope all the stars find the right person for them. I'll 117Reads—Score—14d adds
- 26 Guo Fenyang: I Help My Uncle Find Love 郭汾阳：我帮舅舅牵红线 Andy told Guo Degang he wanted to invite the pretty summer-camp teacher to watch crosstalk, and the whole Deyun Society backstage erupted! Five-and-a-half-year-old Andy blocked the teacher, Guo Jia, with a summer-camp handbook and announced in his little-kid voice, “Which one will you pick, pretty teacher? My uncle Zhang Yunlei can sing ‘Searching for the River’ to lull you to sleep, and my big brother Guo Qilin has an eight-digit fortune to support you!” The moment he finished, he suddenly blus 12Reads—Score—14d adds
- 27 Showbiz: Deyun’s Rebellious Disciple Becomes a Top-Tier Star? 娱乐：德云逆徒，成顶流了？ Qin Youwei had always felt that his life was like an elegant crosstalk routine. Onstage, everything was dazzling; behind the scenes, there were countless hardships. Today, he stood backstage at a theater in Beijing, the audience’s hubbub filling his ears while anxiety weighed on his heart. Tonight was the premiere of his new crosstalk show, a script he had written entirely on his own. He believed in himself, but an uneasy feeling still churned deep inside. 56Reads—Score—14d adds
- 28 From Crosstalk Master to King of the Entertainment Industry 从相声大师制霸娱乐圈 After seven years of signing in at the little theater, Yang Yunsheng finally maxed out his crosstalk skills. The moment he stepped onstage, he left the entire audience in awe! From traditional arts like crosstalk, storytelling, acrobatics, and clapper talk to Western acts like magic and stand-up comedy, there was nothing he couldn't do, and nothing he hadn't mastered. Old Master Guo rubbed the peach-shaped patch of hair on his crown and praised him with a click of his tongue: “Taking in such a t 167Reads6.3Score—14d adds
- 29 Showbiz: I Was Forced to Become Deyun’s Top Star 娱乐：我，被迫成为德云一哥 A car accident made Chen Xiao transmigrate. He’d planned to quietly do odd jobs at Deyun Society and live an ordinary life. Unexpectedly, one performance rescue brought him back to the stage, and he even became Deyun’s top star? “Chen Xiao, from now on, you’re Deyun’s top star...” Old Guo slurred, draping an arm over Chen Xiao’s shoulder as he drank Maotai. “Shouldn’t your son be Deyun’s top star?” “What son? He’s nothing!” Old Guo glared, his beard bristling. “But I really don’t want to be Deyu 151Reads5.4Score—14d adds
- 30 Deyun Society: He Jiuhua, You Are Everywhere 德云社，何九华：四下皆是你 He Jiuhua: I've loved you from the very beginning, and I always will. There's no reason for it. I'll stay by your side until we're old. Lu Youning: I never loved anyone before I met you. After I met you, there was only ever you. 86Reads—Score—14d adds
- 31 Crosstalk: I Never Wanted to Be the Senior Apprentice 相声：我真没想做大师兄 After Guo Fan unexpectedly transmigrates, his dream life is to marry Bingbing and make her his wife. But after Guo Fan chats nonsense with a customer at his little tavern about what happens next in Back to Field, he discovers that the things he made up have somehow become the guiding principles for the Hip-Hop Society's development. Much later, Guo Fan finally realizes that he has become the Hip-Hop Society's senior brother. But this is really not what I wanted! I never wanted to be the senior b —Reads—Score—14d adds
- 32 Zhang Yunlei: Your Wife Ran Away 张云雷：你媳妇跑了 Singer-songwriter Xu Qiulin × Zhang Yunlei, the man with the little braid In 2015, Zhang Yunlei broke up with Xu Qiulin. She went abroad to further her studies, studying music while also minoring in dance. Two years later, the final stop of her world tour was set for Beijing. At the Rose Garden, she sang the song she had written for him… He regretted it and wanted to win her back. He never expected it to work so quickly. It turned out she hadn’t been able to forget him either. She had originally 129Reads—Score—14d adds
- 33 Showbiz: I'm the Young Master of Deyun Club, and I'm Leading the Walkout! 娱乐：我德云少班主，带头退社！ Guo Dalin transmigrates to a parallel world and becomes the young heir of De Yun Club! His stepmother pressures him, while his own father subjects him to twisted parenting. His younger brother, Fenyang, is adored by everyone, while he lives under someone else's roof and suffers constant disdain. A transfer of legal ownership and a waiver of his inheritance rights show him what “a loving father and a filial son” really mean! Fortunately, his [Side Hustle System] activates! On the final night of t 2Reads8.0Score—14d adds
- 34 Reborn as De Yun's Next Leader? Xiao Qin, Just You Watch 魂穿德云少班主？小秦氏你瞧好了 [Soul transmigration, System, entertainment, reality meets fiction, comedy, fast-paced, song recommendations, celebrity gossip] After transmigrating to Blue Star, Guo Qilin hears a voice in his mind. “You got beaten from the time you were little, eight slaps a day, tough as an iron Arhat, a living Vajra, never caring about a thing.” “You dote on those people outside. He isn’t even your biological son. If you scold him enough, no one else will scold him after he goes out.”... Can you believe anyo 618Reads6.8Score—14d adds
- 35 The Mysterious Junior Sister of Deyun 神秘德云小师妹 What sparks will fly between a scientist from the future and the stars of Deyun Society? The first time Zhang Yunlei saw Yu Leyun was backstage at a theater. A little girl was quietly following Guo Qilin around. Zhang Yunlei later learned that she was Uncle Qian's daughter. After that, the little girl followed Zhang Yunlei around for years. When Zhang Yunlei's voice broke, he left Deyun Society without telling anyone. He couldn't bear to leave them all behind, especially that little girl. When h 150Reads—Score—14d adds
- 36 I’m Everyone’s Favorite in the Comedy Club 我在相声社团当团宠 Qianhai Society is currently the hottest crosstalk troupe around. As the youngest junior member, He Pan is showered with care and affection. Her senior brothers treat her like a treasure. What? Online harassment? Not a chance. Our big brother knows a thing or two about hacking. What? The audience is shipping us in groups? Sorry, I'm claiming all the couples in this troupe for myself. If I want to be famous, my second brother can throw money at it anytime. But all I want is to be an utterly ordin 9Reads—Score—14d adds
- 37 Deyun: The Young Master’s Seat Can Only Be Mine 德云：少班主之位只能是我的 Guo Qilin: “My younger brother is an idiot.” Guo Degang: “Guo Chuyao is my greatest success as a teacher.” His fellow apprentices thought highly of Guo Chuyao. He was humble and polite, naturally gifted, quick to learn, and a good kid. But was that really the truth? 82Reads—Score—14d adds
- 38 Deyun: It All Begins with Stand-Up Comedy 德云从说相声开始 The writing is a little rough at first, but it gradually improves later on. Please don’t give up on the story too soon!] This story mainly focuses on crosstalk and the everyday lives of fellow apprentices. It contains many original details. Read with caution if that bothers you. (Plagiarism, infringement, and unauthorized reposting are strictly prohibited. Violators will be held accountable!) When they had nearly finished eating, Bai Xiaoran asked outright, “Jiu Chun, would you be willing to giv 635Reads9.2Score—14d adds
- 39 Deyun: The Truth Is Out, I'm a Trillionaire and I'm Done Pretending 德云：摊牌了，我亿亿富翁不装了 “I said withdraw from the competition, so you will! You’re nothing without me!” “Leave Deyun Pavilion? Just wait until you’re reduced to living on the streets!” “Master! Ye Feng was invited by Zhou Jielun to be the closing guest at his concert!” “Master! Ye Feng has been exposed as the non-mainstream singing god Vea!” “Master! Ye Feng sold all 70,000 tickets to his solo concert in ten seconds!” “Master! Ye Feng is the richest man in the world!” “Get out!!!” After Ye Feng left Deyun Pavilion, eve 104Reads5.6Score—14d adds
- 40 Deyun Society: Yu Yunling Has Arrived! 德云社：于云灵驾到！ [This is a work of fiction, though it draws on many real-life inspirations. No offense is intended, and anything inappropriate will be changed immediately.] The story begins in 2004. After being kidnapped and escaping, Yu Yunling wandered with her friends for a year before she was fortunate enough to be adopted by the Yu family. A series of sweet stories followed, with just a tiny bit of angst mixed in. Character introductions: Zhang Yunlei: They met in 2004 and were childhood sweethearts. They 63Reads—Score—14d adds
- 41 Deyun Laughs: The Food Edition 德云斗笑社之美食篇 A new story is here! I hope you’ll come read my work on Tomato Novel and enjoy it. Your support inspires me to write, and I’ll do my best to tell every story well! 24Reads—Score—14d adds
- 42 One Remark About Not Milking the Fans, and Lao Guo Gets Publicly Humiliated 一句少圈钱，老郭疯狂社死 On the screen, code streams past like the unfinished veins of some living thing, waiting for the final infusion of blood. The air is thick with the smell of coffee and overheated electronics. Several high-speed servers hum softly, like a pack of sleeping beasts. 10Reads5.7Score—14d adds
- 43 Crosstalk: In Deyun Society, I Ride a Motorcycle and Crash into a Xiali 相声：人在德云，骑着摩托撞夏利 Wang Yunlong transmigrates into a parallel world and becomes the third senior brother of the Yun generation. In his previous life, this third senior brother was born unlucky. Whenever he performed crosstalk, all kinds of problems found their way to him. After learning about his background, Wang Yunlong decides to give up crosstalk and head straight into the entertainment industry. But to his surprise, he accidentally binds himself to the Bad Luck Payback System. Whenever the Host runs into bad l 120Reads5.7Score—14d adds
- 44 Deyun Society: Take a Break When There’s Nothing to Do 德云社：没事就歇着 Thank you all for your hard work! Take a break, everyone! Wherever you are with the person you love, you'll be happy! 217Reads—Score—14d adds
- 45 Deyun Society: A Love Song with Qin Xiaoxian 德云社：和秦霄贤的恋爱进行曲 Su Yu is a girl with a pocket dimension. She runs a flower shop, and every day, various stars receive flowers from her shop. One look is all it takes to fall for Su Yu, setting off a series of events, along with everyday stories featuring the guys of Deyun Society, young and old. (The story is for entertainment only. Please don’t take it seriously. This work is entirely fictional.) 295Reads6.4Score—14d adds
- 46 The Legacy of Deyun Crosstalk 德云相声的传承之路 (This story is entirely fictional. Do not compare it to real life. The timeline also differs from reality.) “People’s fates are all decided by heaven,” Qin Xiaoxian said earnestly. He glanced over at Zhang Xiaoxu and sensed something was off. He had no idea what Zhang Xiaoxu was about to pull this time. Sure enough, Zhang Xiaoxu launched into his signature, over-the-top straight-man routine. “You have to work hard! How can you get anywhere if you don’t? And you still believe in fate? Are you try 287Reads8.4Score—14d adds
- 47 Deyun Laughter Club: Uncle-Master, Please Listen! 德云斗笑社：师叔请听好！ If you’re the sole remaining disciple of Master Xie, the elder generation’s last great master. (Contains the first season of Deyun Laughter Society, plus the original content Deyun Teahouse and Shishu Restaurant.) The second season of Deyun Laughter Society is currently updating. 346Reads—Score—14d adds
- 48 Deyun Society: The Spirited Girl 德云社：灵气姑娘 (Ongoing) Qingling is carefree and at ease, with a space of her own. She never meant to leave the mountain, but then she met Er Ye. From that day on, they spent their leisurely days together, savoring delicious food and making traditional crafts. In bustling Beijing, the Deyun Society brothers found a peaceful haven in their hearts. (The male lead is Zhang Yunlei, but other Deyun Society members will appear too.) 131Reads—Score—14d adds
- 49 Showbiz: The Young Master of Deyun? I Couldn't Care Less! 娱乐：德云少班主，老子瞧不上！ “I want to go home, but do I even have a home?” “My parents got divorced and had a new son, so I’m the outsider!” “Do you know what it feels like to eat alone in the hallway on New Year’s Eve? I do!” Gu Dalin recounts his childhood, word by word. As the young master of Deyun Club and the son of its founder, he had a childhood completely unlike his younger brother’s. Finally, after one outburst when he could no longer bear it, his face-slapping System activates, and he sets out on a very differen 1.8kReads8.2Score10314d adds
- 50 The Deyun Society: The Guo Family’s Daughter Comes of Age 德云社之郭家有女初长成 If you had the chance to go back to the early days of the Deyun Society, what would you do? You'd see Second Master slacking off instead of practicing, Shaobing getting a double beating and earning the nickname "Kneeling Guest," Third Brother crashing his motorcycle into a Xiali, adorable and mischievous Tangtang, and a ginger cat with abs. If you had a chance like that, what would you do? Haha, I'd become the Deyun Society's little tyrant. This time, I'll protect you all and make sure you never 6Reads—Score414d adds
