Novels like You're a Comedian, Yet You're the Most Unprofessional Chef
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- 51 Showbiz: One Song, Painted Fan, to Save Deyun Society 娱乐：一首画扇面，力保德云社稷 At Deyun Society’s year-end show, Guo’s face turned as black as a shoe sole when someone sang “Painted Fan.” Just as everyone was lamenting Deyun Society’s decline, Lu Heng took the stage. The moment he appeared, he sang an octave higher! His singing made Guo grin from ear to ear. “See that? That’s my son! The one just now was Yu Qian’s apprentice!” Guo Qilin and the others were so jealous their teeth ached. “So you’re the only one who can do it, huh?” Everyone at the venue and in the livestream 80Reads—Score—14d adds
- 52 Deyun Society: The Light in the Wine 德云社：酒里的光 [Complete] [Signed] In the autumn of 2001, the Yang family welcomed a child carrying the memories of nine lifetimes. Having weathered the ups and downs of the Deyun Society in her heart, she came to join them. The little darling of the Yang family was beautiful and clever. Not only was she adored by her older brother, Yang Haoxiang, but she also seemed blessed with extraordinary talent. As a girl, she became the only female disciple in the Guo School’s crosstalk tradition. Master Hou Yaowen gave 190Reads6.9Score—14d adds
- 53 De Yun She: I Transmigrated Into a Fat Guy 德云社：穿越变成了大胖子 Guo Yinuo has a secret: he doesn’t want to perform crosstalk. Though he was raised by Guo Degang himself, his maternal uncle, and is widely regarded backstage at Deyunshe as the “future star,” by day he’s a quiet, awkward chubby boy who secretly hides his top-of-the-city report card. Late at night, he sneaks to his parents’ graves, steals Uncle Yu Qian’s liquor, and recites an entire routine from On Playing the Straight Man and the Clown to the moon. Then, after one night of heavy drinking, a 133Reads7.2Score2014d adds
- 54 The Love Quest of Deyun Society 德云社之寻爱记 They wanted a love that would never waver or fade. In their search for it, they became what others called “scoundrels.” None of their relationships lasted longer than three months. They had seen countless girls cry and plead, and many more try to win them back. But once the passion faded, nothing could stir their hearts again. They never imagined that one day a girl would come into their lives and make them love her forever. But then she really did appear! They used every scheme and little trick 70Reads—Score—14d adds
- 55 Deyun Society: A Fated Meeting 德云社：有缘 A new story is here! You’re welcome to read my work on Tomato Novel. I hope you’ll enjoy it. Your support inspires me to write, and I’ll do my best to tell every story well! 35Reads—Score—14d adds
- 56 A New Book by the Camel Riding a Tortoise 踩着乌龟的骆驼的新书 Zhang Yunlei is a crosstalk performer (this story is entirely fictional). After an accident, he fell from an elevated road while drunk and suffered a level-nine disability. His ribs, hand bones, pelvis, and ankle were all broken or shattered. Thankfully, his family refused to give up hope and brought him back from the brink. Though left physically disabled and full of metal plates, he still stood tall. Let's see what sparks fly when a crosstalk performer meets a middle school teacher. Stay tuned 19Reads—Score—14d adds
- 57 The Tycoon System: I Have the Power to Spend 神豪系统，我有钞能力 Also known as Deyun Society: I Have Money to Burn Please don’t take the timeline too seriously. This story doesn’t have much logic, so don’t overthink it or read anything into the real people involved. It’s all just a flight of fancy. They were supposed to team up and make money, but how come you’re richer than me? Lao Qin: My wife has more money than I do. What am I supposed to do? Wuming: Then just give in to her. Lao Qin: Okay. No wonder being kept is so sweet. 143Reads—Score—14d adds
- 58 Zhang Yunlei, the One Ning Meng Loves 宁檬喜欢的张云雷 My new work is out! Please visit Tomato Novel to read it. This story is based on a dream the author had. It tells the story of Ning Meng and Zhang Yunlei. Thank you, everyone. Their daughter is named Zhang Muning. Their son is named Zhang Lexuan. Their son was born when their daughter was two! On their round-the-world trip, their daughter was seven and their son was five. 25Reads—Score—14d adds
- 59 I Got Rich by Taking People's Advice 我靠听人劝暴富了 [A sudden windfall for a Deyun fan + an upright soldier who protects his country] At first, after suddenly becoming rich, Yu Yu just wanted to see the world, become an influencer, and chase after her favorite star, then spend the rest of her life taking it easy. But before she knew it, outside forces kept pushing her forward. She went from an influencer who just wanted to coast through life to a household name thanks to variety shows, and finally became a top producer in the entertainment indust 20Reads6.5Score—14d adds
- 60 Deyun Society: Bright Moonlight 德云社：皎皎明月 A new story is out! Feel free to find my work on Tomato Novel. I hope you’ll enjoy it. Your support motivates me to write, and I’ll do my best to tell every sto ry well! All fictional details! All fictional details! All fictional details! Don’t confuse this with the real people! Don’t confuse this with the real people! Don’t confuse this with the real people! A live-in housekeeper with other identities behind the scenes: she can write novels, cook, do a little hacking, embroider a little, play v 286Reads—Score—14d adds
- 61 Deyun Society: Reborn in Fire 德云社：浴火 Volume One: The heroine’s best revenge is to thrive on her own: reborn like a phoenix, rising from the flames Volume Two: Yang Ming’s story: an ethereal, graceful dancer versus the head coach of the Liaoning men’s basketball team Volume Three: Two food-loving little dumplings: a table tennis player with a Super Grand Slam faces an archery and shooting Grand Slam champion 48Reads—Score—14d adds
- 62 Picking Through History 捡史 A heart stirred by surging waves, a face bright with spring: this is the jianghu. Guo Degang “Believe it or not, I’m actually someone who likes quiet and dislikes activity,” Guo Degang says in Picking Through History, part of his Guo’s Commentary series. “It’s been raining lately, so I sit at home every day, reading books and watching opera. It makes me very happy.” He enjoys reading history. “Reading history can make you wise. The ancients said, ‘By learning from the past, you can foresee the f 189Reads9.4Score—14d adds
- 63 The Tycoon Heiress of Deyun Society 德云社的神豪富婆 A story about a billionaire in the Deyun Society. There’s no extravagant spending; it’s more of an everyday-life story about Qu Xingyue’s daily interactions with the Deyun Society’s stars after she gets a System. The beginning isn’t very good. This is my first time writing, so it’s a bit messy, but it gets a little better later on. Please be patient and keep reading 🫰🏻🫰🏻🫰🏻🫰🏻~ My writing is at an elementary school level. If you don’t like it, don’t read it. No hate, no hate, no hate. Don’t overth 50Reads—Score—14d adds
- 64 Followers Bring Levels: I Became a Deity Through Peking Opera 涨粉升级，我用京剧成了神祇 This is a world where gaining followers means leveling up. Cooking, teaching, healing, hunting: all are forms of cultivation. Craftsmen, warriors, artists, even criminals can wield the vital energy of heaven and earth! Yet Zhou Ge uses The Case of Chen Shimei to execute nobles, and The Drumming Rebuke of Cao to denounce treacherous officials! The Eight Hammers shatters deadly peril, while Mu Guiying Takes Command holds back a million soldiers... A consumptive from his previous life conquers this 3Reads6.3Score—14d adds
- 65 The Day We Divorced, My Identity as the Young Master of Xiangyun Society Was Revealed 离婚那天，祥云社太子爷身份曝光 (There are songs, films, variety shows, crosstalk, survival, romance, friendship, family, hatred, wealthy families, and... just read on and see for yourself!) Can you believe that one day, Xiangyun Society would close because of Li Qilin, and he would leave the crosstalk stage for good? After tran —Reads—Score—14d adds
- 66 Zhang Yunlei: The One and Only 张云雷：只此唯一 I won’t go into too much detail. To put it simply, this is a straightforward portrayal of Zhang Yunlei. There’s a romance, written based on what I know of Leilei. 2Reads—Score114d adds
- 67 Deyun Society: The Little Pixiu 德云社：小貔貅 Wang Yu, also known as Wang Yunxiu, is the youngest junior disciple of the Yun generation and Mr. Guo's brother-in-law. He is the son Mr. Guo held in his arms as a child. Clear-minded by nature, he was born the year Deyun was first established. He has seen hardship, tasted sorrow, and faced betrayal, yet he has always stayed true to himself. Mr. Guo once said that this son worried him most, yet also gave him the greatest peace of mind. His presence brought a unique splash of color to their lives 226Reads8.1Score—14d adds
- 68 From Senior Xiangsheng Performer to King of Showbiz 从相声大师兄到娱乐天王 “May my fellow townsmen forgive me, and may I never profit from bringing harm to the world.” He Yunhan bows in greeting. As the curtains fall for the year, he has become a well-deserved master of crosstalk. After transmigrating to a parallel world, he arrives at Deqian Society. He signs in for ten years, keeping his head down and staying out of the spotlight, hidden behind the scenes of crosstalk. All for the day he can finally reveal himself, fulfill his goal, and activate the Universal Champio 58Reads5.2Score—14d adds
- 69 Deyun Fanfiction: Zhou Jiucheng's Great-Aunt 德云同人：周九橘的小姑姥 The funny and heartwarming daily life of a pretend fan. The crosstalk performer Zhou Jiuliang has a young elder at home whose seniority is comparable to that of his grandmaster, Xie Jin. This elder, Ms. Li Jiangti, only wants to focus on her career and casually ship a couple on the side. The romance interest: Dong Ge, in his lovesick version. (The Deyun series is complete: The Little Madcap’s Sidekick, The Pinocchio Test, and It’s So Hard to Be a Decent Person at the Bottom of the Seniority Ladd 113Reads—Score—14d adds
- 70 In Deyun Society, I’m the Master’s Adviser 人在德云，现在是师爷 Synopsis: The Deyun Society is in full swing with its recruitment drive! Every night, they connect with applicants online! Shi Ge is a third-year directing student at the Central Academy of Drama. Like any other college student, she goes to class and heads home each day. Her roommate and close friend, Liu Yun, wants to join the Deyun Society. She livestreams every day, and at last she gets to connect with someone! Better yet, it’s Luan Yunping. When Luan Yunping sees Shi Ge sitting there in the 277Reads—Score—14d adds
- 71 The Younger Sister of Deyun Society’s Young Master 德云社少班主的妹妹 This story isn't limited to the little world of Deyun Society. You might see Deyun Society's little sister in a military uniform, or holding a sniper rifle. You might even see the five lovely ladies from Ode to Joy. Basically, you might find just about anything here. You can also check out my other book! A chaotic crossover of Deyun Society, the entertainment industry, military life, and Ode to Joy. I've just started another book, so feel free to check it out! I won't let you down! 216Reads—Score—14d adds
- 72 The Senior Disciple of Deyun Society 德云社的大师姐 Shen Wenran is the most senior female disciple of the Deyun Society. She began learning from Guo Degang at the age of six. She will protect everyone in the Deyun Society, give Dalin all the care he needs, and look out for Zhang Yunlei. Volume One is complete. (The plot is fictional, and the timeline doesn't match up. Please don't scrutinize it or connect it to real life or the actual people!) 129Reads8.2Score—14d adds
- 73 Showbiz: The Successor to the Deyun Society? Do I Even Care? 娱乐：德云少班主？我稀罕吗 [Listening to the Book Is an Even Better Experience] [Comedy + No System + Sketch Comedy + Entertainment + Meme References + Brain Parking Lot] Right from the start, Guo Dalin is dealing with his father, Guo Degang, constantly putting him down and manipulating him, as well as a contract from his stepmother that makes him the legal representative with zero shares. Guo Dalin wonders if he’s really supposed to keep scraping by at Deyunxuan. To hell with that! I’m done! Starting today, I, Guo Dalin, 317Reads6.6Score10114d adds
- 74 Guo Qilin: True to the Mountains and Seas 郭麒麟：不负山海 A forthright, candid entertainer and part-time singer × a hard-working young master who supports his whole troupe. Some say love is about two similar people supporting each other as they walk through life together. Others say opposites make for a stronger relationship. But no one can say for sure which is true. Love has never had a set pattern or formula. W 250Reads—Score—14d adds
- 75 You're the One in My Heart 心尖尖上的人是你 Maybe there's no reason behind love. Maybe the person just happens to be you, and you become my everything. You were my first love, and you'll be with me through every season of the years to come. Lu Xiaoya, one of Zhang Yunlei's fans, never imagined that one day she'd become the person by his side every single day. (For dream-fuel only. This is entirely fictional, so please don't confuse the story with the real person!) 50Reads—Score—14d adds
- 76 The Second Master's Little Darling Wife 二爷家的小娇妻 Hong Zijin, the daughter of Er Yuehong in the tomb-raiding world, transmigrates to a parallel universe after an accident involving a peace-lock pendant. Through it, Hong Zijin meets a certain someone. They come to know each other, meet, fall in love, and stay together. 62Reads—Score—14d adds
- 77 Qin Xiaoxian: A Love Won Through Scheming 秦霄贤：算计得来的爱情 (Completed) My surname is Qin, but I can’t capture your heart. My surname is Yan. Does that mean I have the face you like? Two endings: the happy ending is complete, and the bad ending is complete. 24Reads—Score—14d adds
- 78 Brother Bian’er, I’m So Hungry! 辫儿哥哥，好饿呀！ The story of Bian'er Gege and Yue Qiluo~~~ The story of Yue Qiluo, who has no memories of her past (a little Taotie), and Second Master~~~ A story about an adorable little girl saving Second Master. 34Reads—Score—14d adds
- 79 I've Liked You for a Long Time 其实我很早就喜欢你了 She is a beautiful boss and chef. On the surface, she is a skilled cook, warmhearted, and cheerful, but deep down she is rather withdrawn. There is a salvation within her that only she knows about. He is a crosstalk performer who puts his heart into every show and works hard each day, never realizing that she has been at almost every one of his performances. The matchmaker who would bring them together had arrived long ago. 100Reads—Score514d adds
- 80 The Handsome Junior Apprentice of Deyun Society 德云社的漂亮小师弟 The timeline is a little off, so I hope you won’t mind too much! Little Junior Brother, don’t think you can run. Zhang Yunlei: “I have a bad temper. You’d better not make me angry. “Besides staying obediently in Deyun Club and by my side, you have no other choice.” Yang Jiulang: “Xixi cries at the drop of a hat. She can’t stand seeing her brothers cry.” Guo Qilin: “It’s ‘Little Brother Xixi’ this and ‘Little Brother Xixi’ that all day long. By the end, I couldn’t believe the little brother 109Reads—Score—14d adds
- 81 The Little Madman's Sidekick 跟班小疯子 Five hundred and sixty-seven thousand words! Back then, she didn’t know the truth but tried to cover it up, hoping to give their separation a seemingly reasonable explanation. The story is entirely fictional, but full of warmth. Growth, reconciliation, healing, and fun. A Deyun Society fanfic about the everyday life of Tao Xi, a young woman with PTSD, and how she grows into a different person around different people. The main romance is with Jiu Liang. (Includes an extra featuring Touhua.) Other 75Reads—Score—14d adds
- 82 Crosstalk: The Junior Disciple of the Yun Generation Saves the Show from the Start! 相声：云字科小师弟，开局救场！ “Geneva, give us our money back!” “You promised us Teacher Guo and Yue Yue!” “Where are they?” Heavy snow had blocked the roads, leaving Guo and his companions stranded along the way. Showtime was approaching, but no one had taken the stage. Just then, a student from the Yun generation was called in at the last minute. Seeing an unfamiliar, handsome young man onstage without even wearing a traditional robe, the audience was clearly displeased and growing agitated. Li Yunsong: “There’s no way we’ 691Reads6.6Score—14d adds
- 83 Deyun: The New Hothead 德云：新晋莽撞人 Deyun: The New Brash Young Man Deyun's Little Tyrant, Free to Run Roughshod Over the Company This is all one story. (An original story. Creating it wasn't easy, so please don't plagiarize.) [City life + daily life + training + master-disciple bonds] Wang Xiaoyi: “Master~” Shaobing: “Wang Xiaoyi, don't try to sweet-talk me. Go practice.” The first time they met, Shaobing had to deal with him after a fight. Looking at Wang Xiaoyi's rebellious air, Shaobing saw a lot of his younger self in him. 157Reads7.0Score—14d adds
- 84 Reborn as Second Master's Darling Wife 重生二爷的小娇妻 I’m planning to write a novel based on my own story, though I’ll change the setting and characters. I lived an ordinary life into my twenties, then unexpectedly worked myself to death preparing for the company’s annual party. When I opened my eyes, I was in the body of a girl with the same name as mine, and time had gone back to my high school days. From that moment on, my fate changed. 95Reads—Score—14d adds
- 85 Showbiz: I'm Guo Degang's Biggest Hater at Deyun! 娱乐：我在德云当老郭黑粉头子！ After transmigrating to a parallel world by accident, he became the first disciple of the legendary crosstalk master Lao Guo. While all the other disciples were busy currying favor with Lao Guo, Lin Yuncheng set out to relentlessly roast him. At Deyun's fifteenth anniversary celebration, one routine called “Sheep Climbing a Tree” made Lin Yuncheng famous. Lao Guo: “From now on, when you see me, you have to ask, ‘Dad, where are you going?’” Lin Yuncheng: “I'm going to take a bath!” Lao Guo: “What —Reads—Score—14d adds
- 86 All You Stars, Don’t Steal My Little Sister 全明星不要抢我妹妹 Out of the blue, Guo Qilin becomes the guardian of a little girl before he’s even had a chance to date anyone. She has lost both her biological parents, and she’s also his sister by blood. What should he do now? 247Reads6.1Score—14d adds
- 87 Deyun Society: My Neighbor Is Deyun Society 德云社：我的隔壁是德云社 The Deyun Society had just opened in C City when a teahouse sprang up next door, a multifaceted venue combining a tavern and a theater. The owner was a young woman, and plenty of people were waiting to see the spectacle. Opening a theater right next to the Deyun Society took some nerve. They were sure she’d lose money. But to everyone’s surprise, the multifaceted venue became a hit. What had started as a single floor gradually grew into a landmark of C City. Eventually, even Wang Hui, the chairw 201Reads8.0Score—14d adds
- 88 Deyun: We've Got Another Junior Disciple 德云：又多了一个小师弟 [Crosstalk + The whole group dotes on him] Sun Yue: My apprentice isn't feeling well, so don't you dare bully him. Sun Zizhao: My junior apprentice brother is timid, so don't scare him. Zhang Helun: My junior apprentice brother blushes easily, so don't tease him. Guo Qilin: My junior apprentice brother is adorable, so don't try to steal him from me. Zhang Jiunan: Anyone who bullies my junior apprentice brother will have me to answer to! Xiao Chen: I'm not that weak. His fellow apprentices: N 831Reads7.2Score10014d adds
- 89 Zhang Yunlei: My Leading Man 张云雷：我的角儿 A crosstalk performer × a theater manager The first time they met, she called him big brother, and he rolled his eyes at her. The second time they met, her father told her to call him Uncle, and she rolled her eyes at him. The next time they met, they were like sworn enemies, their eyes blazing with hostility. When they met again as adults, he had become a famous performer and she had become a theater manager. He worked hard to shine, while she worked hard to draw closer to the man who shone. 113Reads6.7Score—14d adds
- 90 Crosstalk: From the Start of the Variety Show, I Drive Master Guo Crazy with My Antics 相声：综艺开局，整活逼疯老郭 After transmigrating to a parallel world, Liu Xuan became a disciple of Guo Taoer, head of the Taoyun Society. Life is tough, so Liu Xuan has to make a living with his art! Luckily, he got bound to a Super Challenge System. On Taoyun Laughs Together, he used every trick in the book to lead his senior brothers around by the nose. On Let’s Farm, Bro!, he was a hardworking culinary god who could handle himself both in the fields and in the kitchen. His cooking even made Bai Lu drool! On China’s Got 355Reads—Score—14d adds
- 91 Deyun Society: I'm Old Guo's Aunt 德云社：我是老郭他姑 I, Hou Yaoming! The baby girl Mr. Hou Baolin took in during his later years; Mr. Hou Yaowen's little sister; Hou Zhen's adorable little aunt; Mr. Guo Degang's junior aunt; the great-aunt of Yun He Jiu Xiao; the little ancestor of Ting Tai Lou Ge! I inherited the tradition of classical music. To pass on traditional culture, I naturally started livestreaming too, just to earn a little pocket money. But it turned out the only people watching in the stream were the guys from Deyun Society! I perform 182Reads6.4Score—14d adds
- 92 Deyun Club Shenanigans 德云趣事 A young woman suddenly appears at the filming location of a group variety show, and all sorts of amusing things happen as she spends time with the men of Deyun Club. It turns out she’s from a parallel universe. The Deyun men say, “We’re so glad we met you.” The young woman replies, “Funny, I feel the same way.” Since the story is set in a parallel universe, some things differ from real life. Please bear with me, and feel free to let me know if you have any questions. This book is under contract, 15Reads—Score—14d adds
- 93 The Grave Robbers' Chronicles and De Yun She Crossover: The Little Sun’s Adventure Diary 盗笔德云社联动之小太阳的冒险日记 The little ray of sunshine was born deaf, but she's one formidable girl. Her grandfather, who married into the Wen family, was surnamed Zhang and came from the Zhang family in the northeast. He taught her the Zhang family's martial arts from an early age. She also has a whole bunch of, um... juniors who call her Auntie, or perhaps Great-Auntie. Though she can't hear, her instincts are sharp. She has done many things that she would absolutely regret not doing. 63Reads—Score—14d adds
- 94 Guo Qilin: The Regret of Youth 郭麒麟：青春遗憾 A little girl suddenly showed up calling Guo Qilin “Dad,” and the whole Deyun Society was in an uproar. Was their young master a father now? If you’re wondering who the child’s mother is, of course it’s Guo Qilin’s childhood sweetheart and first love! (Fan-created plot, anything is possible.) 107Reads—Score—14d adds
- 95 Deyun Society: I Turned Myself In to the State 德云社：我将自己上交国家 One is the greatest inventor in China during the Interstellar Era. Another is a notorious female crosstalk performer at De Yun She in China, during the mid-development period of the Technological Era. And then there’s a System from the Interstellar Era. The notorious female crosstalk performer disguises herself as a man to join De Yun She, believing she’s about to reach the pinnacle of life. But to her surprise, she’s exposed as a girl. Worse still, she’s shunned because she keeps pestering the 81Reads—Score—14d adds
- 96 Zhang Yunlei: You Are My Rising Tide 张云雷：你是我的风起云涌 A crosstalk performer and a spirited young woman who protects her country. Zhang Yunlei, we’ve been together since childhood. I’ve never regretted loving you, and I’ve never given up on that love. My wish in this life is for the nation to be at peace, and for you to be safe too. 22Reads—Score—14d adds
- 97 Deyun Society: It All Started When I Accidentally Signed Up for the Long Character Class 德云社：从误点龙字科报名开始 Saving this idea for later! The Deyun Society is holding auditions to recruit students for its Long Division! And they’re holding the recruitment on Douyin. Xu Qingru originally thought she was booking a livestream, but then discovered she wasn’t booking a livestream at all. She had accidentally signed up for the auditions! She searched everywhere for a cancel button, but couldn’t find one. There was nothing else she could do, so she decided to take part in the auditions. And that’s where the st 150Reads—Score—14d adds
- 98 The Beloved Little Qin of Deyun 德云团宠小秦啊 Our beloved Qin, doted on by everyone. 120Reads—Score—14d adds
- 99 After I Bonded with the System, It Actually Told Me to Win Over a Quyi Artist 绑定系统后它竟然让我攻略曲艺家 After being bound to a System, An Qinghuan is unexpectedly guided into exploring the world of traditional performing arts! She embarks on a wondrous journey through time and space, immersing herself in crosstalk and theater, and even exploring other art forms such as the sanxian and Beijing drum song... Along the way, An Qinghuan meets a group of unique inheritors of traditional performing arts, including Zhang Yunlei, Zhou Jiuliang, and Tao Yang... 165Reads—Score—14d adds
- 100 Deyun Society: The Lemon Fan Who Won Her Idol's Heart 德云社：柠檬追星成功 As an unofficial member of Lemon's fanbase, I unexpectedly return to my childhood. My goal is to grow up and go to Beijing, hear Brother Bian'er perform crosstalk up close, spend some time in his city, and, most of all, prevent that accident so he can live freely and without regrets. I'm writing this just for my own enjoyment, so please don't take it as referring to the real person. Please go easy on me if anything is off. I'll gladly take good suggestions on board. 201Reads8.7Score—14d adds
