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Books by 骨拆拆拆ovo
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[Football] Wait, Was the Game I Played a Bootleg?! [足球]啊我玩的原来是盗版游戏啊！？！
Wait, what?! This can't be right! After getting rejected by an NPC yet again, the player finally snapped! Isn't this how you raise affection in a damn game? You just chat with them, and they enjoy it. Shouldn't their affection go up? Every time I chat with you, you laugh your head off. I've chatted with you for so long, and today you tell me you want to stay with Milan forever? You say you want to stay in Milan and forage for wild greens? What is that supposed to mean?! The player was confuse
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[Football] Do You Really Have an Empire to Inherit from Your Rice Cooker?! 【足球】难道你们电饭煲真有皇位要继承？！
Does Germany have a throne to pass down or something?! After yet another failed attempt to buy Sigmund, fans of other teams finally lost it. A smug Bayern fan: Sorry, Sigmund isn't for sale. Meet the rightful emperor of German Bayern. * Sigmund Ritter, Germany's elite target man, a blond, blue-eyed German hunk fit for the big screen, is once again working hard to save the rice cooker. When an opponent fouls him maliciously, he casually wipes the trail of blood from his face, crushes the opp
770Favorites997Clicks/ch380Gifts
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[Football] Make Germany Great Again [足球]让德国再次伟大
Sorry TT I've gradually lost my grip on the pacing, plot, and writing, so I'm pausing this story to make some adjustments. I'll restart it as a new novel based on the original outline. This one will remain as an alternate timeline, and I'll come back to update it after the other Siggy story is finished… 🥺🥺 Sigmund Ritter The brightest star in German football, dazzling like a shooting star, but gone in the blink of an eye. He brought Borussia Dortmund the crown of victory and lifted the World C
575Favorites1.1kClicks/ch141Gifts
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Cuju Side Stories: A Place to Store My Ideas 蹴鞠番外脑洞存放处
🦴 Soup kitchen: I'll write whenever I have time and add new ideas as they come. A few short outlines and some bonus chapters * Red is a lucky color, a color of happiness, a color of victory, and a good omen TT Theme: The more teams you root for, the more shit you eat
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[Football] Are You All Really Like This? 【足球】你们比人都这样吗
Oren Hazard is caught in a spectacular love triangle with his brother's two friends. Seriously, what is this mess? Oren thought, exasperated. He just wanted his brother to have no one but him by his side. Was it really wrong to try every way he could to get close to his brother's two best friends? So he should hurry up and find a way to break up. If he was in a relationship, he'd have even less time with his brother. How could he keep an eye on his brother's training, win major trophies along
280Favorites—Clicks/ch38Gifts
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[Football] Even German Farmers Want to Play Football?? 【足球】德国老农也要踢足球？？
Blurb to be revised A die-hard Stardew Valley fan who loves fishing and farming picks up a new game. Unlike Stardew Valley, this game requires you to play soccer to earn enough land and money. To fish and farm, the player resolutely takes up soccer. Huh? What are these NPCs for? Why are they suddenly crowding around and saying weird things? Sorry, all the player cares about is soccer and farming! * A real German farmer who truly loves only farming, but has now added soccer to the list, often ins
228Favorites—Clicks/ch2Gifts
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[Football] What Kind of Life Do You Want to String Together? 【足球】你想串出怎样的人生？
* Parking the bus is the way of our forefathers. We must never forget it (grits teeth) Written at dawn by someone whose mental state was shot after being oppressed. Synopsis to be completed. Full of fun and stereotypes... Dad dreams of Milan, Mom dreams of Arsenal, Sister dreams of Real Madrid, Brother dreams of Bayern. Unlike most people who swim their whole careers until their jerseys turn blue, white, red, or yellow, Joris was born draped in all five colors, with the flags of four clubs und
135Favorites—Clicks/ch1Gifts
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[Football] Nine Princes Fight for the Throne, but Surely None Is the True Crown Prince 【足球】九子夺嫡定是没有真太子
The blurb is still in the works. Basically, it’s AKA Arsenal’s prince embracing a whole harem of princesses and helping the Ren Clan win one trophy after another, sending the Three Lions soaring. Fly high, Kane. Domi will always be by your side. (Father-son bond) Yeah, that’s pretty much it! The timeline won’t be too far off, it’ll be fairly recent, ovo. Expected to be set around 2018, with tons of memes. Not very friendly toward Spurs, so Spurs fans beware. 2026.7.16 Theme: May the Three Lions
90Favorites—Clicks/ch1Gifts
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[Football] Just a Little Chivalry Complex 【足球】只是有点骑士病
A protagonist with White Knight Syndrome. He doesn't love relationships, he just loves being the savior. He seems passionate but is actually cold-hearted, and once he's done saving someone, he quickly loses interest and disappears. Many people love the protagonist, but even more hate him. Most of all are those who came to hate him because they loved him. A short story about choices and saving each other. Theme: Love and hate alike live forever through time.
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[Football] The Heart of a Brave 【足球】勇敢者之心
Looking back on his life, Kalan thinks it was a damnable disaster. For more than a decade, he amounted to nothing, suffering from injuries day after day. By the end of his career, his fragile knees could barely support him as he walked. All for this damn football. But if he could do it all over again, Kalan would still choose this damn football: the football that brought him endless pain and endless happiness. - Aloof, football-crazy, notorious ruthless mercenary, champion of the boxing tourname
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