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[Football] A Handbook for Raising the Emperor of Milan [足球]米兰皇帝饲育手册
I only have one account on w,b. No alt accounts. Don't fall for scams! Apologies for any out-of-character moments. I deeply apologize to the countries and clubs whose trophies were butterfly-effected away! I'm expecting to go premium on February 4. Abi has been saving up something big for you all, lol. Thank you for all your support and love. You're the best part of Abi's awful world. Love you all! “In Maldini's sea-blue eyes, Julius was like a sailor bewitched by a siren. He calmly invested h
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Football: A Survival Guide for Spicy Food Lovers [足球]爱吃麻辣生存指南
Loves spicy food = AC Milan I’ve talked it over with my editor. This will go premium on December 3, with 10,000+ words of updates and two adorable bonus chapters that day~ If you have time, please come visit me, okay? (shy.jpg) Thank you, babies, for loving my West Cat (bows.jpg) From Spain to Italy, from Real Madrid to AC Milan, Cyril has a trophy in his left hand and Kaka in his right. He grins and says: Life is a piece of cake. Literary blurb: Cyril sits smiling on a black leather sofa, one
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[Football] De Bruyne's Mouse-Raising Diary [足球]德布劳内养鼠日记
For the continuation, visit my profile for the free, fluffy story A Guide to Surviving Life with Cats and Mice in Milan. Don't be sad, everyone! The Manchester City arc is over, and now we're off to Milan! De Bruyne has never seen a mouse like this. Born into privilege, but gentle by nature. Handsome, but with the impact of a full-grown bull, or a rugby captain. A defender by trade, but a Ballon d'Or winner as a forward. Never been in love, but De Bruyne falls for him. A slightly more serious
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[Football] The Goalkeeper's Guide to Self-Improvement [足球]门将的自我修养
Added: I'm really out of ideas. Please don't buy the latest extra chapters. Could I make it up to you by adding some more extras for free? (If they're not unlocked, I can't get paid, and I can't post free extras. I can't delete them either. I'm really sorry, it's all my fault.) You can decide whether I put this extra chapter in the author's note for the next chapter or in the extras collection. I'm really sorry. This story is also known as "The Manchester United Daddy-Raising Diary" and "Striker
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[Football] Captain, Say Something! ［足球］队长你说句话啊
he Years later, Real Madrid finally realized the truth: Begavitt wasn't a tyrant, he was a damn hopeless romantic. Faced with Begavitt's firm decision to leave, they tried every way they could to talk him out of it. They said, "You can't succeed if you leave Real Madrid." They said, "You might never win the Ballon d'Or again." They said, "People will criticize you and Modric in the future." Begavitt: "What?!" He was overjoyed. "I'm finally getting an official title!? Yes!" Reader's Guide 1. Th
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[Football] Xiao Bi’s Collection of Extra Stories [足球]小比的番外收藏册
I'll post free bonus stories here from now on x Theme: A collection of bonus stories
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[Football] A Survival Guide for Cats and Mice in Milan ［足球］米兰猫鼠生存指南
"Kevin De Bruyne’s Diary of Raising Mice: Milan Edition" Goodbye, Manchester City. I’m bringing the kid back with me. I’m going to settle down and live happily ever after. There may not be much about the matches. It’s mainly about the two of them in their everyday lives, a sweet little treat, free and not behind a paywall. In his first month after moving to Milan, De Bruyne suddenly realized that his boyfriend was popular with everyone. Not to mention the Maldinis, who spoiled the kid rotten. D
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[Football] Brothers Can’t Become Wives! ［足球］兄弟不可以变成妻子啊
Just as the Netherlands has its Three Musketeers, Germany its Three Charioteers, Italy has its own signature trio. And since romance is Italy's specialty, its trio of playboys makes a dazzling entrance! The three playboys are Vieri, Inzaghi, and Santoro. Everyone knows that these three men, who keep nightclubs open until closing time, are so close they could share a pair of pants. Until one morning, Inzaghi wakes up in Santoro's bed. What the hell? Why the hell is my brother lying next to me? I
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[Football] Courtois's Daily Scoldings ［足球］库尔图瓦挨叨日记
Many years later, Eden Hazard had this to say about the relationship between Thibaut Courtois and Beckham: “I think either Thibaut was beaten into insanity by Belial, or Belial bullied Thibaut into developing Stockholm syndrome.” Half the people present stood up to applaud, while the other half marveled at Hazard's brilliant rhetoric. Thibaut: “Eden, you'd better sleep with one eye open tonight.” Belial: “Hmm? Do you want some fries, too?” Reading Guide: ① Belial is a mix of beagle and cow cat,
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[Football] How Do You Know I'm Not Human? [足球]你怎么知道我不是人
When a group of girls got together to talk about the men in their lives, they uncovered an astonishing secret: all the men they liked played soccer! Their reactions varied, of course. And there's nothing wrong with having a soccer-player husband who's sweet but not too bright and rolling in money. The only problem is probably... "How do you know I'm human?" First story: Kaka x doll repairer Reader's guide: 1. These are BG stories. If you don't like them, please don't insult me or the character
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[Football] The Fan's Football Universe: Extra Stories [足球]嬷の足球宇宙番外集
A fun collection of bonus stories for my works All kinds of magical things might show up at random... Hehe, hope you enjoy reading! Theme: A collection of football bonus stories about doting on men
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[Football] A Chef Can't Turn into a Wife! ［足球］厨子不可以变成妻子啊
The three most important things in Nesta's life: playing football, playing video games, and eating the food Sofio makes. The three most important things in Sofio's life: playing football, chatting, and cooking for Nesta. One day, Sofio sat in his family's little restaurant, cigarette in hand as he tossed the wok, hurriedly cooking for his childhood friend. Nesta was eating when Sofio remarked, "It's about time I got married, bro." Nesta froze, then reached into his pocket and pulled out a ring
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[Football] The Doll and the Teddy Bear ［足球］洋娃娃和小熊
This should be a short story, with the pairing getting an extra 8 chapters, more than I got for my own birthday fic x Dolls and teddy bears are friends forever. But Gennaro Gattuso and Michelangelo Dalia are more than friends. Reader's Guide 1. Footballer x ballet dancer 2. Should be complete in nine chapters (before Gattuso's birthday) 3. Miki is an adorably silly little troublemaker, and may be a bit spoiled. If you don't like him, please don't insult him. Theme: A birthday fic
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[Football] What? You Still Want Loyalty? [足球]什么？你还想要忠诚？
"You pay me, and I'll play my best. Loyalty? That costs extra." --Lania Trecher A journalist who has spent years covering football is about to interview the red-faced fan in front of him about his thoughts on Lania Trecher. "Hello, sir. What do you think of Lania Trecher?" The fan let out an angry roar and snapped, "A selfish, arrogant, faithless bastard!" Just then, his friend, wearing the same team's jersey, looked at his phone and suddenly let out a piercing shriek. "What?! Lania Trecher is
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[Football] Ren, Your Karma Has Come ［足球］仁，你的报应来了
What? They've been turning the pitch into Hollywood, and now teammates are slapping their captain on the field? It's fine, it's fine. What? The goalkeeper's running farther forward than the defenders, nearly out of the penalty area? It's fine, it's fine. What? The locker room is teaming up to sideline the head coach again, with the captain leading a revolt? It's fine, it's fine. Wait, what did you say? Maldini brought that bunch of old Italians to see Ilyas again? This is not fine! Close the doo
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[Football] My Archrival Can't Become My Wife! ［足球］宿敌不可以变成妻子啊
"He's frivolous, promiscuous, self-destructive, and a pathological liar. Aside from the talent God gave him and his slick, pretty-boy looks, he's hardly worth mentioning." "He's wooden, rigid, hidebound, and clueless about romance. Aside from his sculpted good looks and his artist's touch on the pitch, he's good for nothing." "I know he's a hypocritical coward, but I love him, and I will until the day I die." "I don't love him, but I'm willing to protect him and take care of him for the rest of
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[Football] A Senior Can't Be a Wife! [足球]前辈不可以是妻子啊
That cold, soft hand gently brushed Modric's cheek. The tall, slender young man crouched down and looked straight into his eyes. "Don't be afraid, Luka," he said. "I'll take you away from here and bring you to Milan. You're so talented, you'll surely shine in one of the Big Five leagues." This was the first time fifteen-year-old Modric met twenty-year-old Aleksei Kalmanci. Reading Guide: 1. Modric x his senior, with the senior as the bottom. 2. A lot has been changed, so it might be best to tre
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[Football] Darling, Don't Walk Into That Good Night [足球]亲爱的，不要走进那个良夜
A little food for the Dermi fans. Warning: no wives or children, and the characters may be out of character. This is a free story. I'm just making myself a little something to eat. On the night they parted, Albertini shared a soft blanket with the man. The man hummed a song softly into his ear. For many years, Albertini had often heard that song, because the man always hummed it to lull him to sleep. "Will you come back?" He heard the man ask. He didn't answer. Theme: Making a little Dermi food
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[Football] Gunner Ferguson ［足球］枪手弗格森
"I've had enough," Atticus said. "I've had enough of Grandpa never coming home." "Don't they say head coaches who don't perform get fired?" He turned toward the gate and smiled coldly. "Grandpa, your grandson is here to bring you down!" Reader's Guide: 1. A full-blown menace (?): 2. I'll give it a proper polish before I start. Concept: Everyone gets to choose
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[Football] A Guide to Taming the Norwegian Sea Monster ［足球］挪威海怪驯化指南
Everyone was happy when Haaland transferred to Manchester City. Everyone except Neptune. Neptune could only think, "We're doomed!" My fish family! This is bad! The sea monster is here!!! Everyone said Haaland was a Nordic sea monster. Only Neptune believed them. Poor Neptune nervously sidled up to Haaland. "R-respected Lord Haaland, m-may I ask if fish are on your menu...?" Haaland, completely baffled, said, "I eat." Neptune: !!! My fish family! I'm done for! I'm now my teammate's emergency ra
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[Soccer AU] Can a Stray Puppy Move Into the Cats' Big House? [足球if线]流浪小狗可以住进猫猫大别野吗？
Maldini opened his eyes. The elegant ceiling he knew was nowhere to be seen; all those beautiful white reliefs had vanished. In their place was a low ceiling. It seemed he was aboard a ship, swaying as it carried him far away. A deep, hoarse voice came from ahead. It said, "We're going to that field of sunflowers." Reader's Guide 1. A spin-off branch of Milan's Emperor: superstar cat x serial-killer dog. 2. Free story. Happy 520! Theme: Sometimes good fortune is a matter of comparison.
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[Football] Hi, I'm Anbu ［足球］大家好我是安布
I got cursed by Anbu's absurdity and internet speed, so I'm rushing to start this story. A free short story. Don't read if it's not your thing. "Hey, listen..." "Hey, listen..." "By the way, do you know that guy..." "Oh, oh, and there's also..." When Massimo Ambrosini and Milo Rossi shared a bed, it was hard for them to fall asleep before two in the morning. Not because they were going to do anything, but because they had gossip to trade. · Footballer x ER doctor Theme: Just having some fun.
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[Football] Can an Electronic Evil God Dream of a Giant Human Cat? ［足球］电子邪神也会梦到人类大喵吗？
A free story, so there may be mistakes. I'm too lazy to fix them. Just enjoy it, everyone x 0626 Lao Ma birthday special "I can help you win," said the grand, magnificent voice, as solemn and imposing as the bells of a pantheon. "As long as you give me your soul, I can make you king of the world." Six-year-old Paolo Maldini: ? A guide to this story: 1. This is free, so please don't yell at the author. I don't even know when I'll finish Abi's story. 2. Pairing: Maldini x electronic evil-god AI
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[Football] Butterflies Are Flying in My Stomach ［足球］胃里有蝴蝶在飞
"Butterflies, when their mates die, suck the nutrients from their bodies and swallow them whole." "Some butterflies are scavengers. Sometimes they land on your fingertip not because they're drawn to you, but because they're after the nutrients on your finger." A Luoxili stared obsessively into Kaka's eyes through his tears. Choking on his words, he said, "You know everything now. I got close to you just to use you." Kaka touched his face. "I know." He opened his arms and held A Luoxili close. "
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[Football] A Hundred Years of Wisdom ［足球］智者百年
· A free story, written for Sleepy's birthday and as a 520 celebration fic · If you don't like it, don't read it. If you insult the protagonists, don't blame me for what happens · The protagonist is a patriarchal little daddy Can your left hand fall in love with your right hand? Andrea Pirlo doesn't know. Why do people fall in love with someone else? Eduardo Rossi doesn't know. Premise: Let's make some ships
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[Football] Score Your Happy Ending ［足球］请打出你的HE结局
[Who] am I? [I] am a player. [First playthrough]: Life is an absurd joke [Second playthrough]: A cat sheltering from the rain [Third playthrough]: If you cast aside someone else's sincere feelings, your own sincere feelings will be cast aside too --To be continued-- Reader's guide (I'll give this a full polish before posting) 1. The author is a fake football fan. Feel free to point out any mistakes at any time. Thanks, dear readers! 2. The stories don't share a timeline. Once a story ends, it'
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[Western Crossover] Hello, I'm a Nurse ［综英美］你好，我是护士
Rosaline is an ordinary nurse. Every day, she diligently provides medical care for her patients, offers words of comfort to their fragile hearts, and serves them delicious food. At this hospital, her coworkers are all very quiet, the security guards are extremely diligent, and the patients are all so well-behaved that they never make a scene. Rosaline is deeply touched. She swears she will work at this Silent Hill First People's Hospital for the rest of her life! Reader's guide: 1. A collection
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