I Don't Know What's Going On Here 我不知道这是在干什么

1. 1 晋 A Jinjiang Top Meets a Manhwa Top 晋江攻攻了韩漫攻 Chen Fenghuo陈烽火Danmei (BL)455k WordsCompleted 140.2kFavorites137.3kClicks/ch97.3kGifts

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   The seme is covered in arrows, but he's too biased towards the uke; it's a complete seme-pampering story. The seme (dominant partner) falls in love inexplicably, while the uke (submissive partner), a "Korean comic seme" (dominant character in a Korean comic), is only 1.8 meters tall, shorter than the seme. He's constantly irritable, gets angry, and swears at the seme, showing no personal charm whatsoever. The comments section is filled with endless posts about frizzy cow-cat figures, it's disgusting. Those who simply love melodramatic stories would probably like it.

2. 2 信 Pheromone Recognition Disorder 信息素识别障碍 Lots of Hair头发多多Danmei (BL)1.2M WordsCompleted [This blurb goes best with the cover. Enjoy them together for the full flavor~] Blurb: In a dark, filthy underground city, Huo Xianfeng comes across an unusual Omega. He’s beautiful, cold, and sharp, like a rose grown among thorns. More than a dozen alphas lie groaning on the ground. The gorgeous Omega is flushed from a powerful heat, panting hoarsely. His silver hair is stained with blood, and his alluring crimson eyes are churning with disgust and murderous intent. “Do you want to… mark m 287.5kFavorites397.9kClicks/ch370.7kGifts

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   Standard MMR product: I love reading sweet, mutually pampering stories, especially the shou (dominant partner) and madam (dominant partner) roles. Lots of content to satisfy! [Thumbs up]

3. 3 诸 All the Stars See Me [Interstellar] 诸星见我[星际] Unsalted不盐Danmei (BL)978k WordsCompleted [Contract ended. The main story is complete. The remaining bonus chapters will have to wait until the author is less busy at work to be added, OTL] Question: If you woke up one day and realized you’d transmigrated into the world of a futuristic space novel, and that you were destined to become the original story’s biggest villainous BOSS, what would you do? Lei Ting: What villain? What do you mean, villain?? I’m a decent person, okay?? Lei Ting, male, Hunter human, age 17. He has a soul from an 26.6kFavorites11kClicks/ch99.7kGifts

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   The relationship is only good at the beginning; the seme (dominant partner) becomes more human after falling in love with the uke (submissive partner). The uke's strength is only in the initial setup; in reality, he's a failure and a burden to the seme. After reading this, my opinion of the "vase-like" uke has changed; at least he provides emotional value and serves as a background character instead of being a drag. [Thumbs up] Thankfully, the v-code was unlocked and I can get a refund.

4. 4 是21+ I Hacked Your Mecha! [Extra] 是我黑了你的机甲！[番外] The Light Switch灯的开关Danmei (BL)62k WordsCompleted 248Favorites1.1kClicks/ch128Gifts

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   The main story is fine, but the side story involves the slapping of the protagonist by the antagonist. Who is this guy? I don't recognize him.

5. 5 触 What Department Should a Tentacle Top Who's Carrying Eggs Visit? 触手攻揣蛋该挂什么科？ Lamp Beneath the Trees林下灯Danmei (BL)447k WordsCompleted (Read the content warnings at the end of the blurb. Niche kink alert!) After ten years together, Fang Xingzhou's boyfriend announces that he's going to marry into a wealthy family. Heartbroken, Fang Xingzhou breaks up with him that very night. After the breakup, his ex seems to go mad. He launches a relentless campaign to win Fang Xingzhou back, acting erratically, getting insanely jealous, and behaving less and less like a normal human... Then, at a family dinner, he opens a medical report 131.4kFavorites187.6kClicks/ch154.2kGifts

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   "Product Sister's Picks: Double the Love Brain"—but the plot point of the submissive character giving the silent treatment and slapping the dominant character who then says he wants more is completely omitted? Next time I lose my ID, I'll write a story where the dominant and submissive characters switch roles. [Thumbs up] I've always believed that slapping someone is more of a psychological insult than a physical harm. If you're not going to slap each other, then get lost. 🧋

6. 6 小 Do Puppies Have to Fight Monsters Too? [Apocalypse] 小狗也要打怪吗［末世］ Fox Bu Jue狐不决Danmei (BL)274k WordsOngoing [Cute Mutant Divine Beast Top x Brutal Human Leader Bottom] There’s a preview for another story at the end~ ① Xun Lin is a mutated form of Chenghuang, an ancient divine beast. One day, he meets a savage human. The human licks his teeth, seeming to want to eat him. In the apocalypse, any creature that isn’t poisonous can fill your stomach. Xun Lin is a vegetarian, and his combat ability is zero... In desperation, Xun Lin tackles the human to the ground and covers his eyes with his big, fluffy tai 334Favorites110Clicks/ch523Gifts

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   I randomly flipped through chapters and saw the bottom slapping the top [lying down].

7. 7 大 A College Wage Slave Shovels Corpses in the Apocalypse 大学社畜的我在末日铲尸 Four Fires on the Evening Mountain四火夕山Danmei (BL)289k WordsCompleted Blurb The night before, Jiang Ziyao had been watching the New Year fireworks festival. When he woke up, he found himself surrounded by rolling white fog, as if the area had just been through a fierce firefight. The strong stench of blood. Monsters roaming the roads. He had transmigrated, and so had his boyfriend, Huo Chi. They were now in a wasteland world. Ocean pollution had caused biological mutations, and viruses spread through the food chain until the world collapsed. Humanity had becom 16kFavorites15.3kClicks/ch4.2kGifts

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   I started watching because of the "old married couple" dynamic, but their relationship was hard to watch, and then a different timeline character appeared early on, causing jealousy and rivalry. It's a fake threesome, run! [Lying down]

8. 8 1 One Sentinel for 10 Energy Credits 10能源币一只哨兵 Red Blossoms Flying Past the Painted Tower画楼飞红Danmei (BL)490k WordsCompleted [Sentinel/Guide, Mutual Sweet Romance] In the year 5094 of the Interstellar Era, Jiang Ren, an S-rank Guide and candidate for Alliance Marshal, was jointly pursued by the Imperial Alliance fleet on charges of rebellion. After three days and nights of fierce fighting, his battleship was shot down by Laianasi, the Empire's Third Prince, with his own hands. The first time Jiang Ren encountered the little leopard was at a slave market on a barren planet. At the time, he'd broken a leg when h 35.1kFavorites26.4kClicks/ch45.4kGifts

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   The shou (bottom) is incredibly saccharine, a classic older man/younger man pairing where the uke is doting and obedient. It's a classic New Year's Day story where the strong uke becomes weak upon touching the bed, with the top being proactive and the uke passive in bed. Suitable for those who only care about mutual attraction or MMR (Missing/Morphology).

9. 9 渡 Crossing the Demonic Path to Sainthood 渡魔成圣 Mu Chen Ge慕沉歌Danmei (BL)2.5M WordsCompleted Green-tea, unhinged demonic emperor gong × widowed beauty shou, the proud, unruly, pure-hearted sage master who starts over after deleting his account The Confucian sage Xie Yan, courtesy name Yunji, was also known as “Mr. Tianwen.” As the leader of the immortal sects, wielding supreme power for more than two thousand years, he was the sun and moon that hung high above this world. People of his time said, “The sage governs from his lofty pavilion, ruling with ease and establishing a golden age 18.1kFavorites21.4kClicks/ch47.5kGifts

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   The author's preference is for a beautiful top to lick a sweet bottom, and for the top to be sexually abused. They also enjoy writing about mud-based and solidified tops. I wouldn't recommend this unless you have pica. The romantic subplot's regression is absolutely hilarious.

10. 10 为 A Crown for My Canary 为金丝雀献上冠冕 South Pointing at the Moon南指月Danmei (BL)977k WordsOngoing The story of an ambitious, unlucky man and the biggest mistake of his life. * “...The rose watched the nightingale's feathers fall away, leaving only one small, bright-red thing, like one of its petals. It was actually the nightingale's heart. A liar's heart.” CP: Macefield x Arnold A canary prince struggling to survive (?) x an arrogant, violent boss of a pope (?) Content warnings: 1. Attack-focused (emphasis); strong pairing in a Western fantasy setting; unconventional age-gap dynamic, with 5.9kFavorites3kClicks/ch35kGifts

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    If you're looking for some kind of torture, you can read this (not in a positive sense). There is no intention to criticize the author's feelings for the two main characters. What I imagined as mutual redemption: the dominant partner pulls the submissive partner out of self-isolation and self-destruction; the submissive partner, having lost the dominant partner, begins to re-evaluate their relationship and is able to lend a helping hand when the dominant partner is at their weakest and most in need. In reality, the dominant partner's recovery is solely due to himself and his friends; the submissive partner even puts pressure on and hurts him. [Laughing and crying emoji] The author's preferred concept of mutual redemption involves the uke (submissive partner) experiencing most of the uke's suffering in his life, only to have that uke become the final straw that breaks the uke's back, ultimately pulling him out of the mire. In return, the uke fulfills the uke's childhood fantasies about him. The uke is happy, and the uke feels happy seeing the uke happy—forgive me, I completely don't get it. Okay, both of them are at fault, but we can put aside what happened before they truly fell in love. After all that hardship, the bottom finally told the top, "I love you," and the top thought their feelings were reciprocated. They spent the night together, and the next day, before the bottom had even fully woken up, the bottom was sent to a new map without warning, and even faked his death to show his corpse to the top, causing him worry and fear. Didn't he personally promise not to let anyone, including himself, hurt the top? "XQL is so unlucky"—who is the source of this misfortune? (Applause)

11. 11 重 Returning to the Time of the Tyrant’s Seizure 重回暴君强夺时 Zi Wu Yue Yuan紫舞玥鸢Danmei (BL)461k WordsCompleted In his previous life, Xie Linchuan transmigrated into the body of a fallen kingdom’s general and became a prisoner of the new emperor, a tyrant. To resist the tyrant’s ruthless attempts to possess him, Xie Linchuan spent a long time tormenting one another with him, then carefully plotted his revenge and succeeded. He seized the new emperor’s throne and helped his former lord, who loved him wholeheartedly, reclaim it. But in return, his former lord discarded him once he was no longer useful and 59.8kFavorites61.4kClicks/ch59.4kGifts

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    Both the top and bottom characters are present, and even a few facial expressions are tolerable. Why the obsession with the bottom character's large breasts starting from the last book? The title of the extra chapter was absolutely horrifying.

12. 12 直 I Stream Myself Writing Boys' Love, and Become a God Among the Insectoids 直播写纯爱文的我在虫族封神 MRADanmei (BL)2.1M WordsCompleted [The print edition of My Live Writing Streams in the Insectoid World: A Star Among Stars is now available. Search for it on your favorite platform to buy it ^^] [Fake gentle, sickly, secretly calculating and sharp-witted top x cold, gloomy, aloof beauty who seems pure and proper but is actually all talk and secretly a lovesick romantic bottom] Shi Cunjin is a well-known novelist. The night after he wrapped up a major project, he closed his eyes and opened them to find he had transmigrated into 493.2kFavorites858.6kClicks/ch5.7MGifts

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    Are you referring to a soulmate when someone else is the dominant one who repeatedly expresses their love to the submissive one through words and actions, but the submissive one still feels insecure, imprisons the dominant one, and often goes crazy and gets jealous for no reason? From an offensive perspective, I'm exhausted every day just trying to survive against bosses and politicians, and I also have to constantly provide emotional support and comfort to my partner. I'm so tired! From the perspective of the victim, the partner is once again being one-sidedly loved by a supporting character. The partner cleanly and decisively rejects the partner's advances towards someone of the same sex. The victim can't stand it anymore, gets jealous and goes crazy. The boss is too powerful, and the partner gets injured without regard for their own safety. Ugh, they have a mental breakdown and go crazy again! I'm so tired of watching this. The food still tasted great when I got to the copywriting section, but I could only run away when I saw the carnival. I feel so bad for losing 80% of my subscriptions. And the descriptions of the male lead's appearance became increasingly Mary Sue-ish in the later parts of the story 🤷

13. 13 无 Under No Surveillance 无人监视 Mute from Suzhou苏城哑人Danmei (BL)2.9M WordsCompleted My second infinite-flow novel, "The Death of Mosaic", will be starting soon. Please add it to your reading list! [Chapter comments are now open.] [Since this novel ran for a long time (2019–2025), the style and prose differ somewhat between the earlier and later chapters. I'm now revising the entire novel.] "Read the comments at your own risk. They really will spoil the story!" *P 111.3kFavorites129.2kClicks/ch111.5kGifts

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    The second chapter is basically a screen full of images of a bottom's feet; if you like that kind of thing, you can check out the GIF of feet holding chocolate.

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